Thanks to Little-Sultina, marissaisgod, and JHCLsPhoenixOfMusic for the reviews.

Little-Sultina: Erik's all natural ;-)

Jana: Erik does more for you...lol.

Preview: Meg enters into the weird triangle...square...circle? Whatever it is. More Erik stripping? Hmmm...you have to read to find out ;-D

Pairings: E/C R/C E/M R/M E/R and others you'll read about.

Part Two

"Ok then…backstage we have Meg. Let's welcome Meg to the show." Jerry said. Meg appeared from the door and walked onto the stage. Men cheered and whistled at the blonde girl. She smiled and sat down.

Erik was now down from the pole and he still had his shirt off.

"Welcome to the show Meg." Jerry said.

"Thank you Jerry." Meg replied.

"Tell us all why you're here."

"Well, I have a secret for all 3 of you guys." Meg said to Christine, Erik, and Raoul. "Christine, I came here to tell you I've been sleeping with Raoul."

Both Erik and Christine echoed, "What?"

"…And Raoul, I came here to tell you I've been sleeping with Erik." Meg continued, "And obviously Erik, I've been sleeping with Raoul."

"Whoa." Jerry said.

"How could you?" Christine asked both Meg and Erik.

"Christine, you left Erik for Raoul and I was there to comfort him. You're the one who decided to leave him all alone." Meg proclaimed.

"Why did you sleep with Raoul then?" Erik asked.

"Because all you could think about was Christine. You cried her name when we were making love." Meg replied.

"Oh my God…I do not need to hear this." Christine said.

"Slut." Erik commented.

This got the crowd going, "You're a slut…you're a slut…you're a slut…"

"Shut up." Meg replied to the crowd.

"I thought you were my friend Meg." Christine cried.

The room echoed in 'Awwwws' at the sight of Christine crying.

"I was your friend. But then I saw how badly you hurt Erik and I realized you're a bitch." Meg said and the crowd gasped. Over the PA system came a sound of a fighting bell.

'ding ding ding.'

"Yeah!" The crowd roared as the two girls started fighting each other. The security guards broke their fighting after a while.

"We're through." Erik said to Meg.

"That's a good thing because it seems Erik was cheating on you with someone else." Jerry said looking at his card. "Let's meet that other person!"

A figure of a woman appeared in the door way. She made her way out to the stage and the four of them recognized her immediately.

"Mom!" Meg gasped.

Madame Giry walked on to the stage and the crowd cheered. "Mom…how could you?"

"I've loved Erik for so long…and I love him now." Madame Giry said.

"You biotch!" Meg yelled and went after her mother.

"Jerry…Jerry…Jerry!"

Madame Giry and her daughter began slapping, biting, scratching, and pulling each other's hair.

Madame Giry stopped herself from continuing and said, "Erik's mine now…so back off!"

"No Erik's mine!" Meg said.

"No…you're both wrong. He's mine." Christine jumped in.

"No…" Raoul said, "He's mine!"

The three women stared at Raoul in a weird way. Erik responded, "I don't like you."

"That's not what you said last night!" Raoul responded. The crowd laughed.

"Shut up. It's over between us!" Erik said.

"Yeah…so back off! He's my man." Meg stated.

"Before the show," Jerry interrupted, "we gave you a test actually…"

He paused and continued, "…and we have a special guest backstage to give the results. Everyone welcome Maury Povich to the show."

Maury walked out on to the stage with a brown envelope. Jerry gave him a microphone and Maury thanked him.

"Thanks for being here Maury."

"Thanks for having me here, Jerry."

"Maury is here because there's something VERY interesting going on here. And he is more famous for these types of programs...so take it away Maury." Jerry said.

Maury paused and opened the envelope. "In the case of 16 year old Meg…Erik, you are the father!"

"Ewwwwwww…." The crowd erupted.

"Holy shit! I slept with my daughter?" Erik yelled.

"Holy shit! I slept with my father?" Meg yelled.

"This is getting interesting." Jerry said. "Thank you Maury for being on the show."

"My pleasure." Maury replied.

"Maury…Maury…Maury." The crowd chanted. Maury exited the stage while waving to the crowd.

"Ok…Erik. I have to ask, who do you want to be with?" Jerry asked. "You have four…"

"No, Raoul doesn't count." Erik said.

"…Fine. Three choices. Christine, your daughter Meg, or Madame Giry."

"I'm definitely not going to pick my daughter. That's just weird." Erik replied.

The crowd laughed and Jerry commented, "Well you never know on this show!"

"Yeah!" The crowd screamed. "Jerry…Jerry…Jerry…"

"I choose Christine." Erik replied.

"Erik! After all we've been through!" Madame Giry yelled.

"Sorry…but I'm being controlled by a die hard E/C phan." (A/N: hehehehehehehehehehehe)

"E/C's over-rated!" Raoul randomly yelled.

"We love you Raoul!" Two girls yelled from the audience. They were from a group of Raoul fans. Unfortunately the two girls were half of the fan club. Poor Raoul.

Raoul flipped his hair back and winked at the girls who then sighed and fell over.

"Get over yourself Fabio." Erik commented.

"You wanna start somethin?" Raoul yelled.

"Bring it bitch." Erik replied.

'ding ding ding.'

The crowd cheered as Erik and Raoul fought for the second time.

"You two stop fighting!" Christine yelled.

The two paused for a break and Erik randomly stripped off his pants. (A/N: Happy now Jana? LOL)

"Wow." Christine said staring at Erik. Erik walked over to her and began kissing her.

"Now she's been touched by an angel…" Jerry commented.

Raoul jumped in and started beating Erik again. The crowd cheered in excitement as Erik picked up a chair and threw it at Raoul. The chair hit Raoul in the family jewels which caused him to fall over. Poor Raoul.

"Jerry…Jerry…Jerry."

Erik continued his assault on Raoul, but was stopped when Steve and the security guards broke up the fight once more.

"We'll be back." Jerry said.

The crowd cheered and continued chanting Jerry's name as we fade to black.