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Preview: Raoul a gangster? Snuggle Fannie? And is there a new triangle forming?

Part Three

Announcer: "Did you recently find out that you had sex with your daughter? If so you can be apart of the Jerry Springer show!"

Back to the show…

"Welcome back to the show." Jerry said. All of the guests were sitting in their seats and were calmed down. "Just to recap…Christine was engaged to Raoul, but now is in love with Erik. Erik has cheated on Christine with Raoul, Meg, and Madame Giry. But Erik just found out that he is the father of Meg. Which means he had sex with his daughter. Meg was also cheating on her father with Raoul."

Jerry paused and then continued, "…don't you just love this show?" The crowd cheered and chanted his name.

"And apparently Erik likes to take off his clothes…" Jerry commented and the choir of angels sounded throughout the building. This got the crowd to laugh and Erik gave a devilish smile.

"And I read here that Madame Giry, you're caught up in another love triangle of your own." Jerry said reading his card.

"Yes Jerry that is true." Madame Giry said. "I love this man named Richard...he's the love of my life. But I'm caught up between him and his best friend Gilles."

"Gilles? That's an interesting name."

"It's French I think." Madame Giry replied.

"Wait…aren't you guys French?" Jerry asked. The group looked at each other and nodded.

"Do you speak French?" Jerry continued to ask questions. Madame Giry was the only one who knew how.

"Interesting." Jerry commented.

"...I'm Swedish." Christine spoke up.

"But…I thought the Swedish had blonde hair and blue eyes." Jerry said.

"Oh…I originally did but then I was constantly portayed as a brown eyed brunette." Christine shrugged.

"I see." Jerry replied. "Well…let's get back on topic. Let's meet Richard."

The crowd cheered as Monsieur Richard Firmin walked onto the stage. Madame Giry walked up to him and started making out with him. Meg clearly looked disgusted by the fact her mother was eating this man alive.

"Welcome to the show Richie." Jerry said with a laugh.

"Thanks." Firmin said and sat down next to Madame Giry.

"I thought you were gay." Erik blurted out.

"No…I'm not." Firmin replied.

"Yeah…but I thought you and Andre…you know." Erik said.

"…No." Firmin said.

One girl from the crowd raised her hand. Jerry walked over to her for her comment.

Random phangirl: "Who are you kidding? Every Phantom Phan knows you have a thing with Andre…I mean come on now! Admit it."

"Well let's meet Gilles Andre." Jerry said. Once again the crowd cheered and Andre walked to the stage. He saw Madame Giry and Firmin together so he ran over to Firmin and started punching him.

This caused a riot between the two friends. The guards' attentions were on those two so Erik took advantage of the situation. He started beating up on Raoul.

"Jerry…Jerry…Jerry."

Christine sat there like a deer in the headlights, which wasn't out of the ordinary.

Soon the guards where able to stop Erik and Raoul, along with Andre and Firmin. Andre stood in disbelief…"Firmin, I thought you loved me!"

Firmin rolled his eyes and the Random phangirl started saying 'I told you so!'.

"I love Antoinette! Isn't that right my little Annie-wannie snuggle fannie?" Firmin said.

"That's right." She said seductively and began making out with Firmin again.

"Ugghhh…please stop! Before I get sick." Meg commented.

"Yeah…don't stop." Raoul said while rubbing his crotch.

"You're sick…you know that?" Erik commented.

"At least I don't stalk people and tell them I'm the Angel of Music." Raoul replied.

"At least I don't find that arousing…" Erik pointed to Antoinette and Firmin making out.

Christine randomly started singing, "Think of me…think of my fondling…"

"I think you mean fondly…" Erik replied.

"…right." Christine winked.

"Masturbate…if you don't have a date, masturbate! Masturbate to the rhythm of the music." Erik sang. (A/N: Joke for all my friends in school and development. Mainly my sis, Justine, Amanda, other people in chorus…lol.)

"…OK then." Jerry said and turned his attention to the new love triangle that formed. "So Firmin, do you want to be with Andre or your Annie-wannie snuggle fannie?"

The crowd laughed and Firmin replied, "Annie."

"And do you want to be with Firmin?" Jerry asked Madame Giry.

"Of course…Richard is my bitch." Madame Giry said.

Jerry gave a weird look as they started making out again. Raoul looked more aroused than ever.

"For the love of God." Erik muttered.

"Can you please stop touching yourself? Thanks." Jerry said.

"Fine." Raoul said. He looked over to Erik and said, "Suck my ass."

"What is it with you and you're ass?" Erik asked.

"It's sexy." Raoul replied.

Erik gave him a weird stare and the two Raoul phangirls from the crowd squealed in excitement.

"And I'm like what's up?" Raoul commented randomly. (A/N: Suck my ass and what's up is an inside joke with my friends on the bus and in the development…I decided to use these random catchphrases in this very random fic.)

"…OK?" Jerry asked.

"Don't mind him…he's mentally retarded." Erik said.

"Yo…you wanna go at it G?" Raoul said trying to be gangsta.

"That's O.G. bitch." Erik replied.

'ding ding ding.'

Raoul and Erik began fighting again. The crowd chanted, "Jerry…Jerry…Jerry."

"Please calm down." Christine asked the two men who were acting like boys. After a while the guards broke up the fight.

"After the break we have a surprise for Christine. Don't go away!" The crowd cheered and continued to chant Jerry's name.