crazy insomaniac: (fuming) all right thats it! im sorry but im changing the genre to action/adventure only...(sniffs) guess im ust not cut out for humor but anyway i will try to put some humor here or there...please dont stop reading.

Chapter 1: "Why havent you blown her up yet?''

Beast boy stared at the woman. She was Slade's cousin? NO WAY! she seemed too normal to be related to that guy.

She seemed to be in her late teens and had long burnette hair and sparkling blue green eyes...not evilish at all.

'Please, is that the reason you gave him the hug?' asked Starfire timidly from behind him.

'Yup' she answered 'i was going to say 'long time no see' when he ran away...again' she added and noticed the other three teenagers still staring at her 'what? havent you ever seen a girl before?'

That snapped them out of it. Raven blinked as she cleared her mind of the sudden shock 'who are you?' she asked bluntly.

Sara rolled her eyes 'are all teenagers this deaf? i just said im Slade's cousin'

Beast boy stared at her 'dude, did you just call Raven dum?'

She looked at him 'yeah. so?'

'Nobody calls Raven dum...' Beast boy's voice trailed off and he eyed her suspisciously then turned to the dark titan 'why have'nt you blown her up yet?'

Raven rolled her eyes in response to the changeling's stupid question.

'Awesome place you got here!' Sara exclaimed as she looked around the titan's living room 'guess being a superhero has its perks huh?'

'Tell me again why you invited her?' Raven asked Robin telekenetickly.

'She is Slade's cousin so she must know some information about him' he answered back.

'But what if she dosent want to tell? and besides we dont even know if she is a good guy yet, what if she is a bad guy?'

'She does'nt seem like one, even if she is bad, we'll be ready...you worry too much'

Raven looked taken back 'well thats funny coming from a guy who stays up all night worrying about Slade' she muttered as Sara sat on the couch and looked around at everybody with a smile...oh ill be ready all right, she thought angrily and stomped off to make some herbal tea.

'Uhhhh whats up with her?' Sara asked Beast boy in a whisper as she saw Raven stomp towards the kitchen cabinets.

'dont worry, she is always like that...well most of the time anyway and she never really trust anyone...well except for Robin' he answered cheerfully.

'I beleive it is time for proper introduction!' Starfire said happily 'X'hal my name is Starfire from Tamaran' she said proudly and dragged her towards the others 'this is Robin, Cyborg, Beast boy and Raven' she said, pointing to each one as she said thier names.

'errr hi' She said and was immediatly bombarded with Starfire's questions 'whereareyoufrom?whatisyourage?whichcolordoyoulikemost?whatisyourfavoriteanimalanddoyouwishtobemyfreind?'

translation in simple english:

'where are you from? what is your age? which color do you like most? what is your favorite animal and do you wish to be my freind?'

'erm...Earth...17...Black and Dark Blue...Wolf...ok?' she answered reluctantly, sweating under the Tamaranian's stare.

'Oh joyous! i shall prepare the milkshake of freindship!' Starfire exclaimed and wooshed past Raven to mix grass in the blender.

'ookay...well that was weird' she said and turned to the others 'soo...ar'nt you supposed to start asking me questions and stuff?'

'Later, we'll let you relax first' Robin answered as a lightbulb exploded above him.

(An hour later...)

'Well, im ready so ask away' said Sara as she faced the titans at the table 'but this isint going to be like one of those police interrogation thingies is it?'

'no, ofcourse not' Cyborg answered plainly as Raven fixed the teenager with a glare which could melt steel...she knew something was not right, i mean hello? Slade's relative? ring a bell anyone? she thought.

'Ok, so lets start with the basic question, How are you related to Slade? i mean i know he was in the world war 2' asked Robin.

'well...you are right about the whole world war 2 thing but I was born after it, you see, my mother was probably 15 years younger than him but dont ask me about my grand parents, lets just say they put the modern day preverted teenagers to shame'

'Whoa...so Slade's parents were so...modern' Beast boy managed to say.

Sara nodded 'you can say that'

'ok...so lets move on, can you tell us anything about Slade's origins? you know...his past life' said Robin and everyone (except Raven) leaned forward in intrest.

Sara sighed 'well, i can only tell you as much as my mother told me...and its going to be one long story'

A/N: sorry for the shortness of the chapter but i just had to end this in a cliffie cause i have to do my research on him first (sighs) here i come

until next chapter,

CrazyInsomanic ;)