Freaky-Randomness

By: Black Rain Girl

Notey-note-notes:

To: Lady Sonora the Black-Rose

2 questions. 1) What's his name? 2) Is he the cutest thing I'll ever see?

You are like…my most loyal reader…(hugs)

THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU! You rock! 20 big cookies of your choice, 5 pieces of your favorite cake, and 10 lollipops! (hugs again) You get a medal! (places medal around your neck that says, "You read my story! You Rock!")

To: Kairi7

It's really funny! I showed this to my classmates (a censored version of course) and they thought I was extremely weird…oh well…It's better to be weird than boring, right?
I'll make sure that this story NEVER ends! (hands over ten cookies…and a bear hug)

Disclaimer: (holds KH patent high in the air) I GOT IT!

Military dudes: (rush in and surround Rainy) Give back what doesn't belong to you!

Rainy: NEVER! (sticks KH patent in mouth and starts to climb up a tall mountain) (gets to the top) Ha-ha! No one can get it from me now! MWA HAHAHAHAAAAAA! (turns around to see Rainy's sis, Inu-pup, staring at Rainy)

Inu-pup: (hands on hips, tapping foot impatiently) Rainy, give it back…

Rainy: But…it smells just like I dreamt it would… (hugs patent protectively) Please, sissy?

Inu-pup: (shakes head) Give it back, Rainy.

Rainy: (pouts) Grrrr…you have foiled me again, Pup-chan…but you won't next time! (looks over edge of cliff) (says happily) Here you go! (drops patent down to rightful owner)

Inu-pup: See Rainy? You feel better don't you! You won't regret doing this. (smiles)

Rainy: Regret it? I REGRET IT ALREADY! (jumps off cliff and starts to wrestle the military dudes for KH patent)

Inu-pup: (yelling at military dudes) YOU GUYS CAN WIN! SHE HAS SPAGHETTI ARMS! TAKE HER DOWN! YEAH! (clears throat) Unless Rainy receives super-human abilities, She does not own Kingdom Hearts. She also doesn't own "I Know a Song that gets on Everybody's Nerves" either.

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Freaky-randomness

By: Black Rain Girl

Sora the Keyblade Master happily strolled around The Olympus Coliseum, when Riku suddenly appeared, singing to the tune of the "Muffin Man" song, "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves. Everybody's nerves! Everybody's nerves! I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes!"

"Oh," Sora sighed. "Hi Riku…Wanna play Blitzball?" Riku nodded.

Just when Sora was about to jump into the big glass dome, Kairi, his girlfriend, hit him over the head with a scorching hot skillet.

"OW!" Sora yelled. "What was that for!"

"I dunno," She replied. "Muscle spasms, ya know."

"Well, don't do it again." Sora said, eying her spazzy arms cautiously.

"Okay," Kairi said. "I'll try."

"Try?"

"Fine, I'll never do it again."

"Good!" Sora approved. "Do you want to play Blitzball?"

"And ruin my hair!" Mary asked incredulously. "Either you're out of your mind, or you're CRAZY!"

"Why…Yes…" Sora said with a distant look in his eye. "I hadn't thought about it before, but yes. I am crazy. And you know what? I'm proud of it. I'm proud to do the polka in the middle of Traverse Town. I'm proud to sing a song of stupid and retarded monkeys in the Deep Jungle. I'm proud to cartwheel in Atlantica, which is REALLY hard cuz I have no legs. I'm proud to sing "Santa Baby" in Hollow Bastion--!"

Kairi slapped her hand over Sora's mouth. "Too much info there, Sora."

"Yeah," Riku agreed. He added thoughtfully, "Is that what made all the windows go kablooey?"

Kairi whacked him upside the head, "Moron…Duh it was him! Gawd, am I the only smart one here?"

"Mum mummum mum mummumm mum!" Sora mumbled, his voice muffled because of Kairi's hand. She removed it. Sora repeated what he said. "I think I'll get a job at the Accessory Shop!"

"But you're only 14." Riku reasoned.

"I LIKE BANANAS!" Sora screamed randomly…therefore the name 'Freaky-Randomness'.

"Great," Sighed Kairi. "It's Sora's Random Hour. If he's not Random for at least an hour, his head will explode!"

"Kairi," Riku interrupted. "I know about Sora's Random Hour. I've known him longer than you…why did you just explain it?"

"Because this story has no plot whatsoever!" Kairi shouted at him. "Stupid Black Rain Girl couldn't even find a stupid plot! I mean, the stupid girl writes her own stories at home ALL day, and yet she can't even find a damn plot! Someone should just—" Kairi was suddenly struck by lightning, robbed, ser on fire, and dashed on spikes.

A loud shrill voice sounded, "SO I CAN'T DECIDE ON A PLOT! THIS IS CALLED FREAKY-RANDOMNESS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! AND IN FACT, THERE IS A PLOT! TO GET MANY REVIEWS FROM THE WONDERFUL AND AMAZING READERS, AND TO BRING JOY AND LAUGHTER TO THE WORLD! DIE, WENCH, DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!"

Kairi was run over by five semi-trucks, trampled by stampeding rhinos, nuclear bombed, and got a big "Meanie" tattooed on her fore head…the PERMANENT kind.

Even though Kairi was dead by far, Rainy continued to bombard the poor wench with missiles, fire, semi-trucks, and ended with a big gun shooting giant hammers at her.

"Whoa…" Riku breathed. "I think you over-did it again, Rainy." Notice the 'again' please.

"DON'T QUESTION MY AUTHORITY!" Riku was smashed by a giant hammer.

Now, you might begin to wonder what happened to Sora and his random hour. Well, since I'm sick, my back hurts, I'm hungry, and my mom's playing a VERY distracting video game (Ratchet and Clank!) I'm ending the chappie. What? You don't think that's fair? DON'T QUESTION MY AUTHORITY!

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Yup…there ya go…(yawn) I'm tired. You all get cookies!

Luvs,

Black Rain Girl