Wow, thanks for the reviews Mary-Noel, angelofmusic2000, Chloe, The Persian, PhantomsPhangirl (don't send those minions, I'm updating), and possibly Truth Questor...I don't see this as a Mature rating...so I'll keep it the way it is for now. If someone else tells me otherwise then I'll change it.
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Part Four
"Welcome back to the show!" Jerry said. "Believe it or not…there's even more surprises in store." The crowd cheered.
"Word up." Raoul replied.
Someone from the audience raised their hand. Jerry walked up to her and gave her the microphone. The girl, named Chloe, said, "Raoul you are not a gangsta…you're a pansy!" (A/N: LOL…there you go Chloe)
Raoul looked over to Erik and asked, "What's a pansy?"
"You." Erik replied.
Chloe then flashed a gang sign at Raoul which got him more confused.
"That was a gang sign…Raoul." Erik told him.
"Oh…well, I'm from France…representin!" He tried to make an 'F' with his fingers but had trouble with it.
"If you don't shut up I'll bust a cap." Erik said to him and the crowd cheered.
"Erik, are you in a gang?" Jerry asked.
"Yeah…cause we're flooded with gangs in Paris." He replied sarcastically.
"Viva la France!" Raoul yelled. Everyone stared at him weirdly.
"Ok…well, I've been told that there is someone very special backstage." Jerry said. "Christine, let's welcome…….your father, Gustave to the show!"
The crowd cheered and Christine's mouth nearly dropped to the floor. Her father was here?
He walked through the door and smiled at his daughter.
"Daddy…how is this possible? You're dead." Christine asked.
"No, hunny. I was sick, but was kidnapped by someone and was sold as a slave." He replied.
"Erik!" Raoul yelled. Erik stared at Raoul.
"What?" Erik was obviously frustrated with him.
"You did it!" Raoul exclaimed.
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"You kidnapped Christopher's father!"
"…Christine." Christine corrected him.
"Yeah, whatever." Raoul replied.
"Why the hell would I do that?"
"…Actually it wasn't Erik." Gustave spoke up. "It was my evil twin brother, Barney. We're not identical though. He's a big purple dinosaur and I'm…well…not."
The crowd laughed and Gustave continued, "And he had four accomplices. One was named Laa-Laa. The other one, which I'm pretty sure was gay, was named Tinky Winky. The other two were Dipsy and Po."
"Then why is there a grave and everything?" Christine asked.
"Government issues…that's why I was kidnapped. I know too much and they made it seem like I died. Luckily I escaped and tried to find you." He replied.
"It's ok…I've been taken care of by the Angel of Music." Christine said. The angelic choir was heard. The crowd laughed.
Gustave eyed Erik not exactly sure what to think of him. "Why'd you pretend to be her angel?"
"Well she wanted an angel…" Erik started.
"But she got someone who's anything but an angel." Jerry said. "Look…he has no pants or shirt."
Random girls in the crowd cheered. 'Go on the pole...go on the pole...go on the pole.'
Erik got up and danced around the pole as Jerry's music played. After a few minutes of that he got down and sat back in his chair while Christine...and Raoul...stared.
"Ummm…I'm not really comfortable about someone like you protecting my little girl." Gustave said.
"Why's that?" Erik asked.
"Well apparently you're a murderer, a stripper, and a sexually frustrated man." Gustave replied.
"...Don't worry all I did was take her stockings."
"So you DID take my stockings!" Christine gasped.
"Yeah." Erik admitted.
"You're a pervert." Christine said.
Erik thought about it and replied, "Yeah."
The crowd laughed. Jerry added, "Well at least he's honest."
Raoul jumped up and finally said, "Hey! I know you!"
Raoul was obviously a little slow because apparently he was referring to Gustave. Who had been standing in front of Raoul for at least three minutes. But that's ok, it took Raoul three acts before he finally figured out Christine was singing.
"Oh yeah…you're that little boy who went after Christine's scarf. And then you started drowning and I had to save you."
"Yeah!" Raoul replied.
Gustave looked over to Christine, "You still hang out with him?"
"I was engaged to him." Christine responded.
"But she's not anymore." Erik cut in.
"Good." Gustave muttered.
"But hopefully she'll be engaged to me!" Erik paused and kneeled down by Christine. "Christine, will you marry me?"
The crowd cheered and 'awwws' were heard. Raoul too was 'awww'-ing
Christine looked dumbstruck and didn't reply.
"Shit." Erik said hitting Christine in the side of the head with his shoe. She had the deer in the headlights look. "She froze again."
"Don't hit her…it will only make her worse." Madame Giry said.
"Damn, sometimes she's stuck like this for hours." Erik said.
"My fault…I dropped her on the head when she was a baby." Gustave said.
"Well that explains it." Erik replied.
There conversation was interrupted by Raoul who for some reason fell out of his chair. "Ow."
They all rolled their eyes and ignored Raoul. Christine still stared into space with her weird expression.
Someone from the crowd raised their hands to ask a question, "Hi Jerry. I have a question for Gustave. How in the hell did you get kidnapped by the Teletubbies and Barney?"
The crowd laughed and cheered for the man who asked that question. Gustave replied, "They're vicious. Don't let them fool you. Especially that dinosaur..." He paused and then said, "Friendly my ass!"
"Then who's in the grave?" Erik asked.
Dun Dun Dun…
The crowd paused for an answer.
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is he deaf?
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"…No one." Gustave replied.
"Oh." Erik said. "Well that pause was pointless."
"...Ok then. We'll be back!" Jerry said. The crowd cheered as the camera zoomed around. It stopped in front of Christine and does a zoom in on her face. She was still staring out into the distance. The lights were on but no one was home.
Tomorrow on the Jerry Springer Show:
Tinky Winky comes out of the closet! And the characters from Pirates of the Caribbean tell all!
A/N: No...I am not doing a new show, I just wanted to add who would be appearing in another show in my imagination Springer show world. I'm not actually writing that...lol.