Dear few, but Loyal Readers…
I have a major mundo problem! I'm afraid (sigh) I don't have anymore games for Sora and his friends (plus me!) to transform into the extreme. So, I would LOVE it if you guys would give me some games for us to play. Here are the directions:
One: Review with a cheery and happy tone, even if you're not a fanfiction author! It will make me unnecessarily excited, so I will be more random.
Two: When you review, give me a game, any game, that wasn't already used in the fanfic.
Three: Explain the game in full detail, please! I probably haven't heard of it. Yeah, I don't get out much.
Sankyu for reading!
To: -y a k o s o k u-
Sanks! Well, I read your story to get my random-ness up, so you helped me a lot! Heh heh…plz don't sue me! (cringes) I'm kidding! I like your stories! They kewlie! n.n
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Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts…or any of the games…so…yeah…
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Freaky-Randomness
By: Black Rain Girl
Rainy sat on her butt with a HUGE THICK blanket around her, with some extra pillows and blankets around her. Her teeth were chattering, and she was shivering. There was a humidifier and a big box of tissues. She had five pairs of thick , wooly socks. She was absolutely miserable. What was worse: the internet on her computer had disconnected. It was so early in the morning that there was nothing on, except, DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN, the Wiggles.
"Fruit salad, yummy yummy," the Wiggles sang.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Rainy screamed, diving under an unnecessarily large pillow. "IT BURNS US! IT BURNS US!"
Sora and Riku walked in, looked at the TV, and….
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" they screamed, diving under the same unnecessarily large pillow. "IT BURNS US! IT BURNS US!"
Leon and Cloud walked in, looked at the TV, and…walked over and shut it off.
"You know," Leon said. "I've always told you guys to act your age, but…" he gestured towards the TV. "You guys are a bit more mature than that!"
"No!" Sora cried. "You don't understand! Riku and I came in here to raid the fridge, and…and…THAT was on!" Sora burst into tears, and Riku rubbed his back comfortingly.
"Then," Cloud countered. "Why was Rainy watching it?"
"Because," Rainy said, crawling out from under the pillow. "I'm sick, and NOTHING'S ON!"
"Why didn't you just go on the computer, then?" Leon asked.
"THERE WAS NO INTERNET CONNECTION!" She bawled. "THE ONLY THING I CAN DO IS TYPE THIS STUPID FANFIC! AND EVEN THAT DOESN'T GIVE ME HAPPINESS! And, IT'S EFFING COLD HERE! I HATE HUMIDIFIERS!" Rainy picked up the humidifier, and threw it across the room. She glared at Cloud. "Put 'The Pirates of the Caribbean' in the PS2, and bring me the controller!"
Cloud reluctantly obeyed.
Rainy skipped the annoying little beginning ads for other movies. The reason they annoyed her, was because if you have a rootbeer and a piece of pizza, and you're eating them while waiting for the movie to start because you're hungry, it's all gone by the time the movie starts.
"Hey," Sora suggested. "Why don't you play Kingdom Hearts?"
"BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE THE TIME AND ENERGY!" Rainy screamed at him. "AND I'M SICK OF DYING BECAUSE RIKU IS SO DAMN STRONG!" She turned to Riku angrily. "WHY ARE YOU SO DAMN STRONG AT HOLLOW BASTION! IS IT A CRIME TO LET ME WIN OR SOMETHING! I'VE TRIED AND TRIED AT LEAST—" Rainy stopped for a moment, and counted on her fingers. "—SEVENTEEN TIMES! SEVENTEEN!"
"Okay! I'm sorry!" Riku defended himself, backing away slowly.
Rainy glared at him, and turned back to the TV. "Everyone in the world should die." She grumbled. All four men backed away slowly. They knew that it wasn't very wise to get on her bad side when she was sick, angry, upset, or…basically anytime at all.
"Wait a minute," Cloud reasoned. "If everyone in the world should die, then you wouldn't have any readers.
"DON'T QUESTION MY AUTHORITY!" She screamed, her voice becoming hoarse. "IT'S AMERICA! I HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH HERE! So, BOO ON YOU!" She hit him on the head with Donald's War hammer.
They backed away a bit more. She was angry, AND had a hammer. Bad combination.
"I NEED FOOD!" she screamed to the ceiling. As you can see, she was VERY grumpy today. All four men scrambled off to make her something to eat. They came back with a big bowl of brown sugar and maple syrup oatmeal (I LOVE that kind!), warm chocolate milk, pumpkin pie with whipped cream stacked on it about three inches high, bunches of candy, and root beer.
"There," Leon grunted, setting the platter down. "Can we do something now?
Rainy stopped to think…
"What're you thinking?" Cloud asked.
Rainy continued thinking…
Riku asked, "What're you thinking?"
Rainy continued to think…
Sora asked, "What're you thinking?"
Rainy continued thinking…
Leon asked, "What are you thinking, Rainy?"
Rainy continued to think…
Kairi, Aerith, Yuffie, Donald, Jet, Virginia, and Goofy walked in.
Kairi asked, "What're you thinking about Rainy?"
Rainy continued to think…
"Okay, this is boring." Jet said. "And, am I the only one who realizes, I'M NOT IN THIS STUPID GAME ANYWAYS!"
Rainy ran over and glomped Jet, ran back to where she was, and continued to think…
Aerith said, "Please hurry up."
Rainy continued thinking…
Rainy continued to think…
Yuffie asked, "CAN I HAVE MORE SHUGAH!"
Rainy continued to think…
"HURRY UP!" Donald scracked. Heh heh, scracked…scream…quack…heh heh…
Rainy stole Cloud's sword and killed Donald for his rudeness. "How 'bout…Colorado? Then we can push Ansem or Maleficent off a cliff and burn their corpses! Or the Sahara Desert!"
-Daydream-
Rainy: (in a plane)Rainy: (throws Ansem out of plane)
Inu-pup: (throws Maleficent out of plane)
Both: (set Donald on fire, push him out of plane, and shoot him with a bee-bee gun. Then laugh manically)
"Oh how great life would be!" Rainy sighed.
"I LOVE THE WAY YOU THINK!" Inu-pup shouted happily.
Rainy jumped, and looked at Inu-pup. "How did YOU get here!"
"Uh…by the power of cheese?" Inu-pup replied, shifty-eyed.
-Later, in the plane-
Rainy threw Ansem out of the plane. "Hahaha!"
Inu-pup threw Maleficent out of the plane. "Ha-ha! Take that!"
Then they both set Donald on fire, threw him out of the plane, and shot him with a bee-bee gun. "MWA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Everyone took ten steps away from the sisterly duo.
"Okay, let's go back." Rainy sighed.
"I want ice cream." Inu-pup said.
"Go on a cruise." Rainy ordered.
"YAY!" Inu-pup shouted. Suddenly, an Inuyasha Convention Cruise Ship appeared in midair. Inu-pup jumped on. "I'm gonna miss ya!" Then the ship left.
"Farewell, dear friend!" Rainy yelled to her sister, waving dramatically.
I got this chapter from my Legend of Dragoon fanfic. Yeah…that was when I was Rain Wind Girl, not Black Rain Girl. That was a LOOOOOONG time ago.
Until I get any game ideas from you guys, these chappies are going to be fueled off of my Legend of Dragoon fanfic, which was taken off of Fanfiction because it was in script form, so…yeah…that sucks…oh wells!
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