Freaky-Randomness

By: Black Rainy

Whoa…I feel like I haven't updated for…forever….Anyhoo….

Yays! I'm 12 now! I turned 12 on Dec. 22nd! YAYS!

Oh, I'm angry cuz the KH creators said KH2 would be out in December, but I just learned that it was going to be out in MARCH! Yea, you guys probably knew this already, but I didn't! I'm a very unhappy hash brown!

Disclaimer: I do not own KH nor anything in this fanfic…pretty much…yea…but, I will someday! (sings to the tune of Beautiful America) KINGDOM HEARTS! OH KINGDOM HEARTS! I PLAN TO CONQUER THEE! AND TO REPLACE YOUR STOOPID DONALD DUCK WITH AN EVIL GIRL THAT IS MEEEEEEEE! (song inspired by my sis's boyfriend…I'll give you the REAL song if you e-mail me for it, Chappie is dedicated to Light Of Heaven, cuz she was the only one who gave me a game! Go Heaven! Yeah! (huggles) Another reason it's dedicated to her is we were Role-playing with KH characters, and it got REALLY funny! Heaven Gets a BIG cookie and a slice of her favorite pie, cake, and pizza! And her fave soda! Oooh! And, I shall draw a pic of her and post it on Deviant Art .com! Yays! Oh, and she gets to share all that glory with me best friend (and nearly sister-like) Redkill! No, she isn't a fanfiction member, but she's a quizilla member and has many stories on quizilla! They both rock, and are my best friends, (even though we live like…2000 to 600 miles apart) and I lurv them to death! (huggles Redkill and Heaven) You guys rock!

Anyhoo, here is chappie 10: Lava Monster

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Lava Monster

By: Black Rainy

"No! Rainy! PUT THE STAFF DOWN!" Donald yelled, trying to yank his magic staff (violetta, btw) out of Rainy's hands. Now, since Black Rain Girl changed her name to Black Rainy, she got a new outfit. Black, slightly baggy, jeans with bunches of chains (basically like the neat pants that Sora gets in Kingdom Hearts 2), yellow tank top, yellow tennis shoes, and a thin, white scarf. Her hair was still Blonde but was now hip-length.

"Oh come on, Donald!" Rainy whined, pulling the staff away. "I just want to see if I can do magic now that I've changed my name, age, and my look…that's hella tight…" she posed, and sexy music came on. Donald destroyed the boombox with his War Mallet. The music stopped.

"No!" Donald scracked. "You're inexperienced, and could turn something into a beetle!"

Rainy screamed. "Eeew! I hate the beetles! Ick!"

Riku walked in just as Rain said, I hate the beetles! He gasped, and tears filled his eyes. "But, the Beetles changed music history forever! I HATE YOU!" and he ran off. Sora walked in, grabbed Rainy, swung her down into one of those tango dip thingies, and kissed her romantically.

When Rainy got back up, she was smiling goofily. "Hee!" she giggled stoopidly.

Sora raised an eyebrow. He turned to Irvine. "I thought you said that girls that are crazy just haven't gotten their first kiss yet, and that if I kiss her, she'll become sane again!"

Irvine cleared his throat. "No, I said that never kiss Crazy girls, cuz their brains would melt in the hot, fiery passion of a thousand suns of romance and love."

Sora blinked. "Man, was I off!" Irvine nodded and left. Sora turned to Rainy. "That didn't mean anything—whoa…. Rainy?" Rainy was smiling and giggling stoopidly even more than before. Sora sweat dropped. Squall walked in.

"Hey, what's wrong with Rainy?" Squall asked. Sora took one look and froze.

"Uh…Leon, WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOURSELF!" Sora screamed in terror at Leon's first appearance as Squall in FF8.

"Leon? Oh, my future me! Yeah, I cam back from the past to haunt him!" Squall said.

Sora shrugged. "Fine by me. Hey, can you help me make Rainy say something other than 'Hee'?" Squall shrugged. They began to try to make her laugh, or to do something, but all she did was smile and giggle stoopidly.

Squall examined her. "It seems as though her brain melted in the hot, fiery passion of a thousand suns of a romantic kiss of love." He turned to Sora. "Did you kiss her?"

Sora was slightly offended. "No! ….yea….but Irvine said that…never mind, can we just bring her back to life!" Just then, Leon walked in, took one look at Squall, and screamed.

"IT'S MY EVIL TWIN!" he screamed. "Wait, ahem, I mean," Leon read from a cue card being held by Yuffie. "Psst! Yuffie, it's upside down!" Yuffie panicked and turned it right-side up. He read monotonously from the cue card. "Oh no. I knew my past would come back to haunt me."

"JUST HELP ME BRING RAINY BACK FROM THE DEAD!" Sora shrieked, suddenly in his KH2 outfit.

Leon observed Rainy for a second, and then concluded, "It seems as though her brain melted in the hot, fiery passion of a thousand suns of a romantic kiss of love." He turned to Sora. "Did you kiss her?"

Sora took a few minutes to scream that yes, he had kissed her. Then Cloud walked in. He observed Rainy for a second, and then concluded, "It seems as though her brain melted in the hot, fiery passion of a thousand suns of a romantic kiss of love." He turned to Sora. "Did you kiss her?"

Sora blinked many times before he said, "How does everyone know this?" he shook his head. "I just want her alive again so she can end the fanfic! Is that too much to ask!" he began to sob.

The three men backed away slowly, before Leon said, "We'll get her alive, don't worry…Geez! Be a man!" after a few minutes of no progress whatsoever, Light of Heaven came and ripped off Sora's shirt, screaming, "SORA TOOK HIS SHIRT OFF!" and she left, dragging Riku behind her.

Rainy suddenly started jumping up and down screaming like a little girl. "WHERE! WHERE SORA!" she looked at Sora and glomped him, causing many fan girls to scream in rage. Rainy then threw a little Sora Plushy to all the fan girls and they were happy. Then, she pulled out Donald's Violetta staff, and began to twirl it like a baton. "So…what's up guys?" The 3 men and 1 boy (Sora: I'M A MAN! Me: Sure you are! rolls eyes) all shook their heads and left.

Rainy had the urge to turn Donald into Lava for some reason, so she began to sneak around a room looking for him. Soon Kairi, Aerith, Yuffie, and Shannon (a friend o mine!) began to follow her, all having matching Violetta staffs. They jumped into a room, and shot 5 beams of magic at the boys.

Afterwards, Leon, Cloud, Cid, Riku, and Ansem were giant Lava Monsters.

Rainy gulped. "That's not The 5 girls began to run screaming, when Yuffie tripped over a lady bug, and caused the floor to turn into Lava. They jumped onto the table, and the staffs turned into guns.

Rainy and Shannon smiled at each other, for they had rpged with guns before…and zombies….but that was then…this is NOW!

"When I say go, jump around on the furniture and get up to the roof! If you get cornered, SHOOT LIKE HELL!" Rainy ordered, shooting the Lava Monsters. "GO!" the 5 girls began to jump around on the furniture, and Rainy and Shannon made it to the stairs. Yuffie, Aerith, and Kairi had been cornered, and were shooting like Hell!

Rainy and Shannon ran up the stairs and onto the roof.

"Oh crud! They're up here too!" Shannon screamed, shooting a Lava Monster. "What do we do!"

Rainy looked down at the ground, only to see a gazillion Lava Monsters down there. "THEY'VE MULTIPLIED!" both girls took a little while to say 'Eeeeeeww!' then began to panic again.

"Why don't we jump off, and shoot the guys below us?" Rainy suggested.

"Yea! I shoot down, you shoot up!" Shannon yelled, as Rainy strapped on a parachute, and the two girls stood at the edge.

"1…2…3!" they screamed in unison, and they jumped.

Rainy twisted around and now had two pistols and began to shoot the monsters on the roof. Shannon re-loaded her giant gun, and began to shoot the monsters below them. The two continued on like that for a while, until Shannon claimed she got them all.

Rainy twisted back around, grabbed Shannon's hand, pulled the parachute, and landed safely on the ground. She threw the parachute off, and they began to run, shooting the Lava Monsters getting in their way.

"SEE YA LATA SUCKAS!" Shannon screamed, throwing a grenade at a mob of monsters. The two ran to the edge of the city, only to see that it was a floating city!

"Oh, great!" Rainy pouted. "What do we do now!"

"We do what all female gunners do," Shannon said. "WE JUMP!" the two girls jumped again.

They were falling for quite a long time, before landing in an airship. They threw the captain off, and commandeered the crew and ship. Then the two sat eating nummy, nummy foods, tanning, and listening to sweet music.

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

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PaleRavenKnight: Awwww….you used me in a fanfic! (huggles Rainy)

Rainy: (huggles back) Well that was a sweet rpg we did! It's the least I could do! (smiles)

Look for chapter 11 soon…maybe!