Disclaimer: I don't own KH, but trust me; I shall someday…(evil look)

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Rainy was screaming and running around in circles for no reason. "OMIGOD! ME SORRY! THERE WERE SO MANY ERRORS IN THE LAST CHAPPIE!" Rainy began to sob on Sora's shoulder hysterically. He patted her back boredly, and rolled his eyes.

"She reread the last chapter for ideas, and found some mistakes…like an unfinished quote…other stuff…she doesn't like to confuse the readers." Sora explained.

"Ad eh shooger cooeys aye bot ah ubber cap!" Rainy sobbed, her voice muffled by tears, snot, and Sora's cute shoulder.

"And she just said that the sugar cookies she bought are utter crap." Sora translated.

"Soopid pia ut eepol skood ub by pia!" she continued to sob in gibberish. "Ay may ih eh veshie loova wih eska cheese insed uv hav-veshi loova ad hav-cheese wih eska cheese!"

"Now she said, 'Stupid Pizza Hut people screwed up my pizza! They made it a Veggie Lover with Extra Cheese instead of half-veggie lover and half-cheese with extra cheese!'…" Sora translated again. He sighed. "Rainy, you're making my shirt wet."

"Aye doe air!" she cried.

"Well, I DO care!" Sora rebounded. "Get off!"

"Ut! Aye im haveen eh eemoshunol bake-doun!" Rainy cried.

"I don't care if you're having an emotional break-down!"

"Aye looooooooooooooooaaaaf oo!"

"I love you, too, but, please! What if I got Jet out here for you?" Sora suggested.

Rainy sniffed. "O-ay…"

Sora left to look for the Silver Haired Android that Rainy also found to be very awesome…and cute…

Rainy blew her nose so her voice was back to almost normal. "There. (sniff) I'm better now…no use crying over spilt grape juice…wait a minute…grape juice stains…WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" Rainy burst into tears again, remember her pretty white performance shirt that she had spilled grape juice on.

Sora returned, but without Jet. "They were battling Beatrice, and Jet was knocked out at the moment." Rainy nodded, and blew her nose again.

"Hey," Sora suggested. "How about you tell them your AWESOME news?"

Rainy began to hop up and down squealing. "Okay! 2 awesome news! 1) I'm making my own Kingdom Hearts T-shirts! A blue hoodie for the Kingdom Hearts 1 logo, and a black one for the Kingdom Hearts 2 logo! I got the pictures from Google! (huggles Google) Yays for Google! 2) I got the 2nd Kingdom Hearts Manga book! I've had the first one for a while now, and just found the 2nd one at Walden Books (my local bookstore with mangas) YESTERDAY!" she began to squeal majorly. "Oh! I'm so happy that KH2 is coming out soon! I'm saving up my money! I'm not going to spend it! Well, I need to use at least $36 to get the logos on the T-shirts. I'm doing 3 shirts actually. 2 for kingdom hearts, and 1 for wild arms 3! I'm going to get it done tomorrow after school at Artshirt! Anyhoo…yays!"

Sora blinked. "Okay…big paragraph there…oh, and Rainy's going to start a new fanfiction called, 'Tell Me This Isn't Happening'! It's a cross-fic with KH, WA3, and Inuyasha. Isn't up yet, but it's funny! 'Cept that she made me look stupid." He glared at her.

"Well, in the manga you act REALLY stupid!" Rainy cried defensively. Sora rolled his eyes. Then blinked. Then he pulled up a KH manga book and read it.

"Holy Shenanigans of Me and Riku!" he shouted. "They do make me act stupid!"

"Told ya!" Rainy rubbed in his face.

Just then, Leon walked in…

…in a Dalmatian puppy suit…

In a serious monotone, he marched up to them saying, "I will not reveal my true name until my world is restored…"

Sora and Rainy slapped their foreheads.

"Leon, first of all, we all know your true name is Squall Leonhart," Sora told him flatly. "And second, WHAT is WITH the PUPPY SUIT!"

Squall smoothed down the outfit. "The Dalmatian puppies are being teased at Obedience School, ya know, about having me, a male human, acting as their mother. I just want to give them moral support, and to show that it doesn't matter what's on the outside, but what matters is on the inside." Leon cleared his throat.

Sora and Rainy stared at him open mouthed.

"Where are Pongo and Perdita?" Rainy asked.

"Let's just say…" Leon smiled evilly. "…They got very tired…"

Sora's eyes popped wide open. "YOU KILLED THEM!"

"No—wait, I didn't mean tha—"

"YOU MURDERER!" Rainy and Sora screamed. Sora jumped up into the air, ready to hit Leon from above, and Rainy fell down to the ground, ready to swing her legs around and trip Leon.

Then, Hamtaru ran across the room dancing to the Ham-ham song. Sora and Rainy paused in midair, and followed Hamtaru with their eyes. They started squealing happily and ran after the little hamster screaming, "WE LOVE YOOOOOUUUU!"

Squall rolled his eyes. "What babies…" and he walked away.

Yuffie walked on screen. She looked left, then right, then smiled evilly. "I SHALL TAKE OVER THIS ROOM!"

-5 minutes later-

The room has turned into a torture chamber. "MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Yuffie laughed.

On Sephiroth's Gummi Ship:

"MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Sephiroth looked around his ship. "What the—oh, it's just that Yuffie girl…" he looked out the gummi ship windshield.

He was about to crash into Atlantica…again…

"Oh word that I cannot say because young eyes have access to this fanfic…" Sephiroth cursed.

He crashed into Atlantica…again…

On Destiny Island:

Kairi was on top of her house. "A little to the left Selph!" she yelled at her friend who was on the ground.

Selphie pushed the giant trampoline to the left. "Ready Kairi?"

Kairi thumbed up her friend. "Ready! This will show Riku, Sora, and the other boys who think that they're the only ones who can do the extreme that females are just as extreme as them!" She jumped off, hit the trampoline, went shooting up, hit the side of the house, went shooting down, and hit the rim of the trampoline.

"WHOOOO! GO KAIRI!" Selpie cheered, completely oblivious to the fact that her friend was almost comatose.

Inside the house:

SCRAPE! BOING! BOOM! PING! "WHOOOO! GO KAIRI!"

Sora and Riku paused their PS2 game.

"What the hell was that?" Riku asked.

"It could be that Kairi jumped off the roof, rebounded off our trampoline, struck the house, and hit the rim of the trampoline at a ridiculous velocity, trying to prove that females are just as extreme as us their male counterparts." Sora said with scholar glasses on, a curled up mustache, a dark red robe and little cylinder hat with a golden tassel on top, and a pipe in his mouth. He ripped hat, glasses, and robe off, leaving the mustache. "Do I look good in a mustache?"

Riku studied Sora's face for a minute. "Sorta…makes you look Mexican…"

"Awesome." Sora replied. He jabbed his thumb at the kitchen. "Wanna raid the fridge?"

Riku shrugged, and they jumped over the couch and strait into a wall size mural of a kitchen.

"What the--?" Riku cursed, rubbing his nose.

"Oh yeah, I forgot," Sora apologized. "Mom's on an artwork spree." He pulled Riku toward the real Kitchen entrance. "Mayonnaise, HERE I COME!"

Just then, Rainy ran in. "Sora, Riku! I have good and bad news!" She screamed.

"What's the bad news?" Sora asked her as she caught her breath.

"Kairi's in a coma!"

"A COMA!" Sora yelled. He scratched his chin. "…it happens…good news?"

"I just saved a bunch of money on my white bread insurance by switching to K.U.M.K.U.A.T!"

"Kumquat? Hey, you spelled it wrong!" Riku exclaimed.

"That's cuz it's an Acronym." Rainy said smugly.

"Really?"

"Yup!" She smiled. "Kinda United Men Killing Uranus And Toothpaste!"

(A/N: roflmao)

"But…" Sora began. "That has nothing to do with white bread."

"Well…you…I…we…it…" Rainy stammered. Then she pointed an accusing finger at him and yelled. "You only hate me cuz I'm black!"

"Rainy," Riku reasoned. "You're a skinny, pale, blonde Swede. You're about as far away from black as they get." And what Riku just said is true. I, Black Rainy, am a skinny, pale, blonde Swede. Well, I'm kinda borderline with the skinny part. I'm skinny, I just still have my widdle baby fat.

"Yeah," Rainy agreed. "But I WEAR the colour black! Big difference!"

"OH NO!" Sora screamed. He was looking at himself in a mirror. "IT'S AN ATROCITY!"

"What, Sora my dear?" Rainy asked in a British accent, suddenly wearing a maroon frilly dress from Medieval times.

"Oh, my dear Rainazinaleh," Sora said, suddenly in a knight's outfit, and speaking in a British accent. "It seems that my hair…is a pinch darker than yesterday…"

Lady Rainazinaleh gasped. "In Kingdom Hearts two-eth, my dear, your hair 'tis supposed to be a fairly light brown."

"That's the atrocity, my dear, and they might…" a tear leaked out of Lord Sora's eye. "THROW ME IN A PIT FULL OF CRICKETS!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Lady Rainazinaleh cried. "Not crickets! They have those crunchy bodies and beady little eyes and antennas…they're like the insect form of shadow heartless!" she sobbed on his shoulder.

Riku, who was suddenly in a jester outfit—

"Jester? Jester!" Riku asked incredulously. "Oh come on, Sora's more of a jester than I am and he's a knight! Anyways, why are we suddenly acting as if we're in the medieval times?"

Sora and Rainy glanced at Riku, then at each other, then at Riku. "Ay-oh-uh…" The slang term for, 'I dunno'.

Riku slapped his forehead. "Well, if this is to continue, I must be turned into a…a…a king!" Riku cried triumphantly. "Yeah, that's right! A king!"

Rainy cocked her head to the side. "Why a king? They're usually pompous and overly self-confident."

Sora held his head in pain. "Rainy, you use such big words…" he swayed on the spot. "…Now I got a headache…"

"I want to be a king," Riku said, ignoring Sora. "Because…I'll have power! Loads and loads of power! BUCKETS OF POWER! Plus, I want three sets of hot twins. A king's gotta have fun, too!"

"What is with him and hot twins?" Rainy asked Sora.

"Ay-oh-uh…" he replied.

Rainy rolled her eyes and snapped her fingers. Now Riku was a king, with Shakespeare pants, a crown, robe, and three sets of hot twins.

Riku smiled and looked at the hot twins skeptically. "Rainy, these are MALE twins, I wanted FE-male twins."

"Well," Rainy countered, smirking. "You never said what gender, and since I'm not going to judge how hot girls are I'm a straight girl for pepperoni's sake, I chose three sets of hot guy twins!"

Sora pointed at Dylan and Cole Sprouse. "Hey! Zack and Cody are here! But they're just thirteen, Rainy."

"So?" Rainy cried defensively. "I'm 12! Any guy who's cute, but younger than me is only adorable. Nothing else."

"What about Mighty Mike?" Riku asked. "He's a year OLDER than you, and you've said that he's ADORABLE not HOT."

"He's a foot shorter than me."

"Oh." Riku and Sora said in unison.

"Anyways, I'm tired of the medieval stuff." Rainy sighed. She snapped her fingers and Sora, Riku, and herself had their regular outfits on and the three sets of twins were gone. She sat down. "I dunno what to do…"

"Oooh! Oooh!" Sora squealed, jumping up and down waving his hand in the air. "Pick me! Pick MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"O…kay…" Rainy said, scooting away. "…Sora…I pick…you…"

"Yay!" Sora cheered. "How about we do flashbacks of when Riku and I were little peoples!"

Rainy tapped her chin. "That might just work…Yeah! Let's do that!"

Riku sighed. "Just as long as you guys don't start teasing me…" Rainy blinked.

"Okay, whatev dude." Rainy replied. "ROLL TAPE!"

FLASHBACK—FLASHBACK—FLASHBACK—FLASHBACK—FLASHBACK—FLASHBACK—

Sora, who looked only about seven, had a birthday party hat on. Riku, who looked about 8, was standing next to him, blindfolding his friend.

"Okay, Sora," Riku said in his childish voice, finishing the knot. "I will tell you when you get near anybod—"

"Near the piñata?" Sora asked excitedly. "Man, Riku, you rock!" and the little, little boy ran to the piñata, under the piñata, and straight into the tree that the piñata was being held up on. Simple-minded Sora held up one hand. "I'm okay…" he moaned as his mother ran to him.

After Sora was deemed 'alive', they continued with the piñata thingy. Whoas, it's fun spelling piñata! Piñata, piñata, piñata! Ahem, Anyhoo…

Sora's mother spun him around 3 times, and backed out of the way. She leaned over to her husband and asked, "Are you sure this is a good idea?"

"Of course!" he replied.

"But, Sora might hurt the other children…" She said nervously. "He turns Hide and Go Seek into an extreme…he nearly murdered you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey—"

"Don't you mean Donald?"

"Donald?"

"Yeah, the talking duck with a temper."

"…Are you feeling okay?"

"Yes."

"…Well, I know where Sora gets it…" the woman sighed, putting a football helmet on.

"Sora! Be careful! You're awfully close to Wak—" Riku began.

"The piñata!" Sora asked eagerly. "Awesome!" And Sora began to swing the stick violently, hitting Wakka repeatedly in the stomach. "Is the candy out?" Sora yelled above the screams of pain, and laughter.

"SORA STOP!" Riku screamed. "THAT'S WAKKA YOU'RE HITTING!"

"Oop!" Sora said. He stopped hitting Wakka. "Sorry Wakka! Now, PINATA!" Sora walked happily to the opposite end of the circle.

"Sora, you're getting near Ti—" Riku warned.

"The piñata!" Sora asked eagerly. "Cool!" And he began to hit Tidus repeatedly over the head. "IS THE CANDY OUT NOW!" Sora yelled.

"SORA! THAT'S TIDUS!"

"Whoopsies…" Sora apologized. "Sorry, Tidus. Now, WHERE'S THE STOOPID PINATA!"

Riku sighed, closed his eyes, and opened them again. Sora was happily walking…towards Riku. Riku's eyes popped wide open. "Oh no…oh no oh no oh no oh no!" Riku turned and ran.

"Sora! Keep goin'!" Wakka yelled at the brunette. "The piñata ran away!"

"ALRIGHTY!" Sora went running after Riku, and hit the boy repeatedly…well, anywhere!

Sora's mother grabbed Sora, yanked the blindfold off, and began to scold her husband. Sora, on the other hand, began to repeatedly apologize to the people he had mercilessly beaten.

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Rainy was laughing her butt off. "OMG! You two were so…STOOPID!"

Sora and Riku had anger marks. "Ah, shaddap…"

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Yeah, my inspiration is capoot… Anyhoo, review, please…I need them…I won't repost until I get 3 reviews…I mean it…

My favorite part was with the Sephy hitting the Atlantica: )