The story was intended to be comical and nothing more. Hey there, long time no see? Gomen nasai for the long absence but Chibi hopes this next chapter makes up for things. With major testing and family events that she was forced to attend this chapter just could not be written.

Checking through the reviews Chibi most appreciated the one that seemed to demand seriousness to the story. It was originally planned that James would start to become smarter after Fox's birth so your suggestion will be fulfilled. Fox, however, is another story because he will be a child.

Oh wow there is a subplot developing. Chibi just wanted the legacy of James and some stupidity. All right, a lot of stupidity. We will be skipping entries a bit because there is no way Chibi would write thousands of entries.

WE WILL NOT BEGIN WITH DAY SIXTEEN

Now that all is said and done will stupid please do the disclaimer?

"I thought I was going to be serious now"

You will be but I just enjoy making fun of you. Make the readers happy or else they will go away

"Run for your lives and murder this author"

"Look since my dad won't do it I will. Chibi Kaiyaska does not own Star Fox, me, my dad, or any of us. And I am a better pilot than Falco"

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Chapter 3- Stupidity meets fatherhood

While R.O.B was turning around the Great Fox, Fox joined the rest of his crew for a nice warm meal. Peppy was recalling fun times when he was a youth, Falco was flinging vegetables at Slippy, and Krystal was at the verge of beating them with a rice cooker. After dinner it was decided to continue reading.

"Hey Peppy?"

"Yeah Fox?"

"Why did my dad always ask such stupid questions in his journal? How old was he at this time? He was much different when I was growing up."

"Your father changed a bit after the birth…s"

"Ok so after my birth he became a bit more strict but not so strict that I didn't sneak candy for breakfast. Wait, did you say 'births?'"

"Fox! You did not tell me you had siblings! I told you all about my brother and sisters on Cerenia and many misadventures we had. You aren't telling me everything…"

"Day seventy," as Fox flipped through a section of the book.

Day 70,

Today has been nothing more than mass confusion. Vixy began to feel seriously ill this morning so I rushed her to the hospital. We figured it was nothing more than the babies. When we got there Vixy began coughing up some blood, so I rushed over to get some nurses to help. We are not sure what went wrong but something happened. There were twins, two boys, and one of them is dead. None of us are sure what killed him. I named the one who is alive Fox. Vixy named our other son Neym. He will be buried with her side of the family in the mausoleum.

Peppy and Pigma arrived not so long ago and cooed over Fox. Dr. Andross also came and offered condolences over the deceased Neym. I also suspect that he was trying to annoy Vixy by saying that because Neym had my genes that he was destined to die. He also was saying if she married him it would never happen. I know my Vixy well and she would have maimed Andross if she had not been in so much pain. Andross's two-year-old nephew, Andrew Oikinny, was also there. I have never seen such a pansy ever before in my life. I hope Fox does not become like him. I hope to teach Fox Arwing skills by five years old. Neym will be buried tonight.

/James/

Day 83,

I had the most riveting day. And I'm being sarcastic. Vixy and I went to my parent's house so they could see Fox. While I was holding him, he grabbed a hold of my ears and yanked on them very hard. Instead of screaming and yelping in pain I calmly asked Vixy if she'd like to hold him. Just as she was about to take him he threw up all over me. I still smell of vomit.

After I'd taken a shower, Vixy had already fed Fox and he was very interested in playing. My parents fussed over him and spoiled him heavily. When I picked him up to play with him, he needed to be changed. Vixy made me do it…and I've never done it before. I reeked like feces.

After bathing a second time and being fed by my parents I took my family home. Fox fell asleep on the car ride back. A while later we came home, Vixy put Fox upstairs, and we began to watch the television. Lo and behold, Fox began wailing. Vixy and I went upstairs to check on Fox, and guess what—he ends up throwing up on me yet again.

/James/

Day 100---something

I give up on dating these entries. I haven't written for a year. I'm back on the great Fox on another mission. A large group of space pirates have caused problems and are hiding on Planet Fichina for refuge. We'll be arriving on Fichina tomorrow morning. Actually, it is tomorrow morning, so I'll be arriving at five A.M…in two hours.

I know I'm on the great Fox when I can't sleep for a week and function properly. I'm eating ramen noodles by the boxes again. I miss those nice, cheap, filling noodly goodness.

/James/

Later—

What's the point of cleaning the bathtub when we'll only bathe in it later?

/James/

"He did it again Peppy."

"Fox, your father only thought of those inane questions when he was sleep-deprived. And he never slept well whenever he spent the night on the Great Fox."

"Why was that?"

"I don't know. Maybe he was nervous, or anxious, or excited, or maybe he just plain out missed his family so much. He didn't always adapt to new environments easily. He got homesick very easily."

Yet another day past 100,

Arrived on Fichina seven days ago but succumbed to hypothermia within three hours. I've been in the hospital ward for the past few days. My immune system doesn't love me. Peppy and Pigma had to take care of the thieves but were unsuccessful. Finally, I took my ill body and put it into the Arwing to face off with the thieves. I shot all of them down into ice-cold waters. Then I passed out inside my Arwing because of my fever. I'm still feeling a bit woozy but I stayed up all night to watch the late night news. Dr. Andross was in the news but I dozed off before learning why. I think I'll call Vixy later to figure things out. Or Andross himself.

/James/

Later-

Why does wood float?

/James/

Day blaaaaaah blaah hundred

I received a call from General Pepper. It seems Andross has been secretly performing illegal experiments and creating massively destructive weaponry without the knowledge of the Cornerian army. I suppose that since they are calling it illegal then they probably did not know. If they did not I would be getting the call to look at the shiny explosives. Pepper is an idiot.

Now I'm not going to go straight on and confront Andross. I'll have Vixy do it because she has been acting like a tyrant. But I cannot say that to her face- she'll kill me.

I'll be arriving back on Corneria within a few months. I hope this schedule doesn't stay like this. I'll never be ever to spend anytime with Fox or visit Neym's grave. I complained to Pigma and he didn't say much. He was very interested in learning more about Andross. I told him that it was his duty to research it.

He seemed very happy about that.

Peppy popped a disk in his spinal cord so he'll be in surgery for a long time. I hope he turns out alright. I've only been in surgery seventy-four times for Arwing accidents. I have also spent a few nights in the hospital from running into a speeding car at the age of eight. I still have that scar…

I've been spending the past few days in front of the television watching old black-and-white movies. I suppose it's better than doing chores.

/James.

Day 148,

I finally recounted all of entries to determine that I have written one hundred and forty-seven entries during that last seven years.

Fox is spending the next month in detention. He and his good friends Falco and Bill decided it would be amusing to take a row of sewing needles that were strung together with a thin wire and put each needle in a different outlet. I wish I were there. I pulled pranks like that when I was his age all of the time. To finish the story, the school suffered a major blackout and they were only caught because after hearing the story Vixy happened to mention that she was missing all of her sewing needles. The principal of the school did some thinking and it was traced back to Fox and his cohorts. During the conference with the principal I secretly congratulated Fox on the witty prank he and his friends pulled. Unfortunately for me, he told Vixy about that. Now I'm in trouble and Fox won't be able to practise on the Arwing for three months. And he's been getting so good with his pilot skills too!

I'm going to teach Fox the art of pranks without getting caught. But I must also do it without being caught by Vixy. There are so many things I could teach him from the time I was young. I'll ask Pigma for assistance. However, I'm hesitant on that because he's been so busy trying to figure out what's going on with Andross that he won't have anytime for mischief making. I told Fox that if he behaves himself for those three months we'll set off firecrackers in the basement on Cornerian Independence Day. He asked if he could invite his best friends and I told him I would consider it. He just had to swear that he would say nothing to Vixy though.

I received a letter from Lady Cloud-Runner of Sauria. It seemed that she's gotten herself married. The Chief Light-Foot's son Muscle-Foot is growing bigger. Light-Foots live for about several hundred years so Muscle-Foot is actually about the age of a twelve-year-old child. And with a healthy pixie-stick lifestyle that he's into, I daresay that he'll live for thousands of years.

/James/

Day 186,

It's almost been three months and Fox's behaviour has been angelic. I'm so proud of him. I bought the firecrackers late last night and Vixy doesn't know about them. His schoolwork has improved greatly.

I was talking to Pigma recently. He's asked to go to Venom as an ambassador to try and make peace with Dr. Andross. I have approved the mission so he'll be leaving any day. I wish him a lot of luck. Vixy hopes for the best for Pigma. At hearing this, Pigma made an X-rated comment towards Vixy. The whole galaxy must have heard her yelling. It's a wonder I'm not deaf. Pigma's mission is going to be delayed for his injuries to recover. I didn't know the arm could bend that way. My empathy goes out for anyone who must suffer sweet Vixy's wrath. Usually the pity is for myself and Fox because we have a bad habit of getting on her nerves.

We're out of cereal! NOOOOOO! I WANT MY TRIX ™ cereal!

/James/

Day 190,

Today is Cornerian Independence Day! Fox's behaviour was the best and his two best friends are at the house. There will be so much food and partying on the whole block. Because of my service to Corneria, my family has been invited to a party at General Pepper's headquarters. The only problem is that the news media will be there and will feel awkward if I set off firecrackers in front of the paparazzi. Oh well…

Later-

I've finished setting up the fireworks in my basement. I'm just about the strike the match. Gen. Pepper is upstairs. Vixy is outside. Fox, Falco, and Bill are watching me. I'm nervous with excitement and anxious. I hope Vixy doesn't find out that I'm going to set off fireworks.

Much later-

And in the hospital

I have severe burns all over my body. When I set off the fireworks I did it so that I was stuck on the opposite end of the room. The side without stairs. Thankfully, Fox and his friend went upstairs freaking out and laughing. General Pepper came downstairs and called for help when he saw my scorched fur. When Vixy came downstairs and the fire dept. was finally done taking care of my house, she hollered at me. Then she cried and hugged my scalded and burnt self. Boy did that hurt. I don't remember much of what happened after word. It seems I passed out and an ambulance had to rush me to the ER. Pigma left for Venom a few days ago. General Pepper asked me in private just what in hell I was thinking when I set off the firecrackers.

You should have seen Vixy's face when I explained to her just WHY I set them off. She cried, then hit me, then cried, then hugged Fox, and smashed my head in. I am in sooooooooooooo much pain.

On a side note, this hospital food ish da bomb!

/James/

Fox chuckled quietly to himself as he recalled the day James set off firecrackers in the basement. He did take after is father; he did the same thing on the Great Fox last winter.

So he had a brother who died after birth. And they would arrive in Sauria the next day to question why the tribal leaders had never mentioned meeting James so many years ago. But they had heard of Star Fox and it was a primitive planet…

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END CHAPTER 3

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