Welcome to chapter 6 of the psycho's journal. This is your host Chibi Kaiyaska as we explore the depths of James McCloud's brain or lack there of. I heart reader reviews and James loves ramen.

So, so sad story to tell—

"WTF? Sad? Hey, any readers care about me? I'm the real author! I wrote the captain's log"

Well James, we all know at what point of the journal we are getting to- some very depressing and sad scenes. There will be eight chapters in all. There will be two deaths in the next three chapters and we all know who they are.

"Oh joy…"

But on a side not I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico ™. I do not own Star Fox, Geico, or Naruto since I made a reference to it in the last chapter.

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After receiving no good answers from the Saurians about his father Fox decided to leave and check his email.

"Spam, spam, spam, spam---coupons- I must save those. Heh oh what else…"

A loud knocking on the door prevented Fox from thinking and destroying the space-time continuum as we speak. And we don't want that destroyed.

"Come in"

The door opened and before Fox could react with his miniscule brain that operates his sugar desires, a large object nearly caved his head in several times. The weapon was a steel crowbar. The wielder of the crowbar was Krystal of Cerina. Her reason?

"AHHHHHHHHHH! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR KRYS?"

"Hmm, let me think for a minute. Who is Fara? Why didn't you tell me about her? And you have a guest."

"Ok, one, she was my girlfriend in junior high and high school."

"That's QUITE some time Fox," she retorted.

"Secondly, I forgot that she existed," Fox smiled sheepishly, "I'm really sorry, I just, I mean, we just parted ways-and I um…."

"Oh well, you still have a guest waiting for you. Go see this person now!"

"Who the hell visits us at two in the morning?"

"Why don't you go into the foyer and check?"

She turned her nose up in the air and walked out sullenly. Fox watched her gently close the door and sniffle softly outside his room. His ears drooped with sorrow and his stomach clenched up in regret. His stupidity was not doing him very well. He wondered how his father coped with stupidity. Retrieving the journal, he exited his bedroom and headed for the main room. He passed Falco on his way to the lobby.

"Who's here to see me?"

Falco turned his stupid little head in Fox's direction and gave a half-asleep 'huh?'

"Krys says someone's here to see me."

"At this hour? Heh, your problem not mine. I'm getting my sleep."

Falco indeed did wish to sleep. At the end of that sentence he fell smack onto the floor and into sleepy-sleep land. Fox kicked him in the head in hopes to stir life into him but he got no results. He really wanted to delay seeing whoever it was.

If it was Tricky he'd probably commit suicide in anger. If it were a Star Wolf member he'd have violent spasms. If it was Gen. Pepper then he'd have violent spasms and kill Pepper. If it was Fara…

Fara…

'I'm a McCloud,' Fox told himself. 'McClouds' do not flinch at danger we seek it.' So he bravely entered the foyer.

"Well Fox, I thought you'd forgotten all about me with your high class missions? Is the husky from Katina to low in rank to deal with you?" Came the laugh of a Lieutenant of Katina's air force and one of his closest friends.

"BILL! I'm so glad it's you and not some person that would drive me to insanity!" Fox ran over and hugged Bill. They hadn't seen each other in about a year and he hadn't slept in about five days.

"Ehh…I decided to pay a visit since you were not doing anything relatively important. Falco says you found your dad's journal. He says it's funny. Is there anything about me?"

Fox laughed and showed him various entries in the journal and some new ones.

Day 437

On Venom. I have a bad feeling in my gut. My stomach hurts all over and my whole body is sore. Andross is insane and Peppy is blind to Pigma's possible betrayal. Andross is still lusting after Vixy. The only lesson I've learned today is that milk has an expiration date for a reason.

James

Day 438

Man, my stomach aches

Three minutes later

Why is vomit not purple in colour?

James

Day 445

Finally on Corneria. I told Vixy the lesson I had learned and she stared at me. I wonder if it was a stare of wonderment that she learned something new or if she had pity on my idiotic ways. Fox and Fara are getting along nicely. I hope that they are practicing safe sex. If they aren't then I hope Fara doesn't get pregnant. Or that Vixy finds out. Preferably the one about Vixy. Vixy has been becoming very worried lately and she doesn't want to tell me why. I guess it is because she thinks I have enough problems

POOP!

James

"Ah, good ol James McCloud! You really take after him Fox!"

Fox beamed with pride. It was quite the honour to be compared to the ultimate idiot James McCloud. Or at least he thought it was an honour. Fox always wanted to do what his father did except for getting murdered by whom he thought was a friend. Bill…

"Bill what happened to Fara?"

"Eh? Why are you thinking about that now?"

"Krys said that she's been trying to get a hold of me for some time now"

"Krystal's telling the truth Fox."

"Then why hasn't anyone told me that Fara's trying to contact me?"

"Probably because we assumed you were too happy with Krystal to care about poor abandoned Fara. But what's for eatings? I haven't had food in about two days."

"It's early in the A.M! What is wrong with you," Fox laughed, "We ate like this when we were kids not now!"

"We eat like this when we are stressed out or have something to say. I saw Fara the other day and it seems she and Krystal had a spat. They met personally so now your girlfriend is PISSED. So, naturally, I came over here to wedge into your business, steal food, and sleep."

Fox didn't say anything. They went into the kitchen and Fox gave Bill some dried pasta to eat from the cupboard. They spoke for an hour or so and then fell asleep right there. After waking up because Falco decided to pour coffee on them, they both attempted to murder Falco. And of course all three friends ended up finishing their fight and progressed to reading the diary. Yes, it is now officially being called a diary so we can pick on James.

Day 448

Fox is going to take his driving test tomorrow. Vixy will drive him and hopefully he will be driving home. The test is to be taken a few hours from here and it is being held in the A.M so they are getting up early tomorrow to leave.

Tomorrow is also mine and Vixy's anniversary. I bought her some beautiful diamonds and I will show them to her when she and Fox return. I am very excited. I have a fancy dinner all picked out for her. Eighteen years goes by a lot faster than I even thought would. We have had so many happy memories together and Fox is leaving for military high academy, which is like a college. He'll be studying aviation and hopefully get some mathematical skills. Slippy is already doing engineering work and Falco miraculously passed. I have no idea how. Fara is a very good student so she did well and Katherine is good as well. Why is that?

Vixy's diamonds are set as a pair of earrings and a lovely necklace that has our marriage date engraved on it and a rose in the middle of the diamonds. It was pre-ordered a long time ago and I know she'll love it.

Going to take Fox out for a few more practise tests on the car. He seems to be doing rather well.

I will go the distance! Embrace resistance! I will follow the path of the ice cream truuuuuuuck!

James

Day 449

Fox and Vixy left before I got up so I'll be preparing lunch for them when they get back. Her presents are wrapped and on the table with a flower centrepiece on the table. I really hope she likes them.

Wolf ODonnel came to the house and woke me up at eight in the morning. He comes to our house at times because Vixy tries to teach him good values. She feeds him and sees that his grades are up. He doesn't care for the rest of us. His friends Leon and Panther were with him. They were really distressed and demanded to see Vixy. I told them where she and Fox were and they looked at each other petrified. Wolf sees Vixy as an adoptive mother and gets fussy about her. It's weird because he wants to be an assassin but loves my wife's cookies. Leon told me to get in contact with her immediately and tell her to be very careful and do nothing remotely dangerous.

Vixy is a very sensible person so I didn't really see the point of calling her cell phone but they wouldn't stop badgering me until I did. So I did but I got her answering machine and left a message. They are still worried and at the house. Wolf said that even though I'm an asshole, idiot, and complete waste to society that I needed to watch over Vixy carefully. He also said Fox could rot in hell. I got irked with those comments and tried to get them to leave. They wouldn't so I'm making them do chores. Wolf says that if we meet again one of us is not coming out alive.

What the crap is going one around here? All I want is to have a nice day with Vixy and not be bothered by Wolf and his friends. Something suspicious is going on and I don't know what it is. Andross wouldn't hurt Vixy would he? I'm wondering if he is going to abduct her and murder my son. I called Peppy over and he just came over. Pigma is nowhere to be seen. Pigma? Wait a minute…could Pigma be behind this? What's going on?

Wolf and friends are sulking around as if somebody died…

Oh no

James

The three friends stopped reading there. All of them knew what happened. They didn't know that Wolf wanted to stop it but Vixy…

Fox didn't want to read any farther but the rest of the Star Fox team was there now and if he didn't somebody else might accidentally. R.O.B didn't seem to understand emotions and would read it just out of whim. Everyone in the room but Krystal knew what happened that day and Fox was there to witness it. He had just passed his test with flying colours and wanted to drive his mother home. She had left the car in a lot down the street so they walked to it. She waited about an hour for him to finish the test. She got to the car first and started it up because she needed to move something in the driver's seat.

Day…

Much Later

Vixy's dead. The car someone wanted to get me but got her instead Andross wanted to kill me thought I was going to drive Fox because he saw me doing so yesterday Vixy

After all that work I put into today she's gone. He body blew up when she put the key into the car. Died instantly Fox got hit but he's ok I have someone Lost someone Wolf knew wanted to save her Don't hate Wolf Fox He tried to save her

James

The whole ship was silent as Fox stuttered those words just as his father wrote them. He remembered the look on his father's face when he came to and when he had to tell him about what happened. Dishevelled and in tears the whole time. It was a devastating day.

There was one entry left and he knew what it was. Shortly after the death he went to face Andross. That was when James died.

One last memory of James and then everything would be gone. The dreams, the laughter, the reminiscing. Fox didn't feel right. "Don't hate Wolf" How could he do that? After all Wolf had done? But maybe Wolf did try to help. He did like Vixy but hated almost everyone else. What did he do to Andross when he found out? Fox wondered if he truly was the only one alive who suffered from Vixy's death.

The Star Fox team decided it was best to leave Fox alone for the time being so he could work this out. Reaching for a communicator once they leave, he began to dial up Star Wolf at Saragesso.

Ring Ring

"Pick up dammit," Fox yelled at the machine!

Riiiiiiiiing

"Why you lazy son of a…"

"Who the hell has the headquarters phone number? I, Wolf O Donnell demand that you speak."

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End Chapter 6

Happy whatever holiday you celebrate! Right James?

Yes Indeed.

Well, that was the sad part over with. There will be two- yes two- new chapters. James' book entry is long.

There is a surprise entry that will be discussed in the last chapter

Last call for reader suggestions because the last chapter isn't taking any. I have no idea how may reviews I want before posting chapter seven but HOPEFULLY I will have suggestions!

I miss Vixy. Hey, since I'm dead can I see her?

Witness James McCloud who has been dead ten years now realises he can see his wife's spirit. PARTY!