Chapter 1
Fun with Akatsuki - The noob
"Zetsu, please let me join Akatsuki..." asked Tobi.
"Well, its not that easy..." replied Zetsu.
Tobi held up a ring.
"Awww but I found a ring I found!"
"Well Tobi is a good boy..." said Zetsu. "Ok, I guess I will ask the leader."
MEANWHILE - at the Akatsuki hideout
"The she says "We dont sell nail polish in buckets" said one of the members.
"THATS OUTRAGEOUS!" said another.
"HOOLIGANS!" yelled Kisame.
"I would've killed tham all for sure..." Said Itachi, who apparently was blind because of the Mangekyou and how it affected his eyes.
Then Deidara walked over.
"Umm has anyone seen an arm?" asked Deidara, who unfortunantly accidentaly blew his own arms off.
"No more self-pleasure with those mouths on your hands!" yelled the Leader.
Everyone laughed.
Itachi, who couldnt see, was wondering what the hell was going on.
"Whats so funny? Did he fall down or something Kisame?" Itachi asked.
Everyone laughed once again.
"Leader, its me Zetsu...Tobi here wants to join us."
The leader turned to Zetsu and Tobi.
"What skills and attributes do you possess?" he asked.
"Tobis a good boy!" interuppted Zetsu.
"...HE will tell me...NOW!" yelled the leader.
"I...I only possess one thing..." said Tobi.
"?" The leader wondered.
"Lemme just put my possession on..." Tobi said.
He put on a pair of orange goggles.
"These are my possession" he said.
"Hmm...these look somewhat familiar..." said the leader.
TO BE CONTINUED!
Hope you all liked that. I will have more funny ones up in a while!