Chapter 2
Fun with Akatsuki pt 2 - You Lack Hatred
Kisame was watching Iron Chef on TV.
"Today, we are going to have a great show! We are going to learn how to cook some fish!1st, cut the fish along the mid section!"
Kisame had a look on his face that he wasnt to happy with the show on TV.
"Now remove the intestines! And then spice the fish a little! You cook him for 2 hours and eat!"
Zetsu came over and then looked at the TV to Kisame.
"Now that I think about it, he DOES look tasty..." said Zetzu as h grabbed Kisame and put him in a huge frying dish.
"We need fire...yeah...Itachi- san come here for a sec" said Zetsu as he brought over Itachi.
"Isnt that your Jinchuuriki ahead?" he asked as Itachi blew fire out of his mouth to the cooking pot.
He then threw Itachi back over to where he was.
"We forgot to remove the intestines...oh well, no biggie." said Zetsu.
We then see Deidara watching TV.
"Thats it for todays show! Hope you like the fish!"
"Now for some anime!" said Deidara as he switched the TV channels with his nose. He switched it to Bleach.
"For the pride of the Quincy...I SWEAR I WILL KILL YOU!" said the TV.
Itachi then thought it was Sasuke.
"Sasuke!" he said as he went over and burned the TV.
"HOLY CRAP!...YOU IDIOT YOU WRECKED THE TV!" yelled Deidara.
"Ive heard your voice...I know you are here somewhere...ah there you are. Youve gotten stronger but you lack...hatred." said Itachi.
TO BE CONTINUED!
LOL I loved this one! Wait till you see the next one...its going to be hilarious!