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Chapter 5
Fun with Akatsuki - Auditions
After Orochimaru left Akatsuki...Auditions were set up in order to fill in his space...
"Well, let the auditions begin!" said the Leader.
Vegeta stood there...with the Akatsuki cape, staring at the Leader.
"Well, says here, youre an alien from Outer Space known as a Saiyan?" asked the Leader.
"Yeah...I destrot planets..." replied Vegeta.
"Interesting...I like your attitude but the spikey hair has gotto go. Its leader-exclusive."said the leader.
"Sayans hair remains the same his entire life" said Vegeta.
"Unfortunate...I could stand Kisames hair since hes a fish, well youre an alien...no matter! Show me what you got!" yelled the Leader.
Vegeta turned Super Saiyan.
"Think youre funny huh? MORE SPIKES? NEXT!" yelled the leader, annoyed.
"Se-phi-roth...long name you got there...'Hater of humanity blah blah...' Well show your best!" said the leader.
Sephiroth stood there and made his meteor come down. Itachi stood up at the sound.
"I think someones at the door..." said Itachi as he sat back down.
"Well, Deidara can throw rocks and Kisames got the sword thing covered so...NEXT!" yelled the leader once again.
Voldemort then stood before them. The leader stood up.
"Orochimaru, have you gone bald! No wait thats not you...Are you both related?" he said as he sat back down.
Voldemort just stood there with a smirk on his face.
"Says here your name 'Must-not-be-named' That wont do! Only I, the leader, am allowed to keep my name a secret...We'll discuss it later, show me what you can do!" said the leader.
Voldemort held up his wand.
"Avera Kadavera!" yelled Voldemort.
"Well? Whats that supposed to...hey WHAT IS THAT?" yelled the leader.
The leader looked at his forhead which had a huge red mark on it.
"WHAT THE &$ DID YOU DO TO ME YOU IDIOT?GET IT OFF!NEXT!" he yelled.
Darth Vader stood there next, before them.
"Sooo...Mr.Tin Can Head...AKA Darth Vader...got something to say before we begin?" asked the leader.
"I...am...YOUR FATHER!" replied Darth Vader.
"NEXT!" yelled the leader.
Then...Tobi was there, before them.
"FOR THE LAST TIME TOBI...NO!" yelled the leader.
"BUT TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!" replied Tobi.
"THATS THE PROBLEM YOU IDIOT...CRAP, we are out of cantidates...!" yelled the leader, oance again annoyed.
"It seems that I have no choice but to annouce Akatsukis newest member...Itachis bunny." said the leader.
Tobi fell to the floor when he heard that.
TO BE CONTINUED!
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