Gaara
Ask him to help you build a sand castle
Ask him for a teddy bear
When talk about how his father tried to kill him ask him "And how does that make you feel?"
Ask him how he fells about going to the beach
Make him read Yaoi fan fics of him and Lee
Keep asking him how does it feel to dead
Say cheer up Emo kid
Ask him where you can I eyeliner
When talks about killing everyone tell him how can you kill the people who want commit suicide
Since he all quiet ask what he thinking about
Every time he opens a door ask him do you have your sand open the door
Keep asking him how his teddy bear doing
Ask him how he takes a shower since his sand protects him
Go to him and ask "So how life without eye brows?"
When he's not looking push his gourd so all the sand can pour over him
Throw sand at him
Annoy him with pointless questions like why is the sky blue
While Gaara is looking at the moon go up to him and have a copy of his teddy bear and say "Gaara look!" when Gaara looks rip the bears head off and give it to him
When he says he only exist to kill everyone say "No, you need air to live, duh"
Run around him and sing We Are Family
Ask him if he keeps teddy bears in his gourd
Call him raccoon boy
Every time he has a serious moment sing I'm loopy I'm loooooopy
Put gum on his gourd
Dress up as him then say to him "Hey, you stole my look!"
Ask him "Is that a dead fox on you head?"
Contiuely ask him to teach you how to slow dance
When he is near by chew gum like a cow then blow a bubble in his face then make pop
Ask him to play horsey with you and make him be the horse
Change is clothes to gangtsa