Neji
Ask him if he's blind
Make fun of him about loosing to Naruto
Be all like "Hey, Neji when we first met I thought you were a girl"
Call him a spinning meat ball
Call him a hippy
Say "Since your such a genius why did you loose to Naruto"
Call him an extreme pervert
When alseeping draw a Hinata picture on his curse mark
When he goes into his fight pose yell out "Disco Neji!"
In public say out of random "No Neji I will not make out!"
Transform into his Father and go up to him and say "SON IS THAT REALLY YOU! HOW LONG AS IT BEEN!"
When he is with Tenten shout really loud "Go on ask her out!"
When he says your name say Yes Ma'm
Moo when he says your name
Pluck his hair out and say DNA
Hold his hand and whisper "I see dead people"
At everything he says yell, Liar!
Tap his door all night
Bang head 20 times on the wall and when he ask you what your doing say it's you destiny
Super glue you finger to him
Switch the light button on and off for while. Then say "Ooooh now I get it"
When actvites his Byakugan ask if it glows in the dark
Bend over and spell run
When does his 64 Strike play Kung Fu Fighting as background music
Hug him every 5 minutes
When he does his Byakugan hug yourself and say "Eww you pervert!"
When he is about to cross the street grab his arm and say "Don't worry mister I'll help you"
Tell him if there is broccoli growing out of his ear
Claim you are a psychic and tell him he will turn into a weasel tomorrow
While you and him are eating ramen, place the bowel on you head and claim you the almighty bowel head man