Kakashi
1.Ask him if that's a dead wolf on your head
2.When there is akward silence between you two ask him how is grand children are
3. As bedtime story read him yaoi fan fics
4. When he does Chidori says it's the white light
5. When he uses his Sharigan tell him he needs serious eye drops
6.Ask him if he takes a shower with his mask on
7. Sulk when he talks about his past
8.Do you talk to wolves or dogs you ask him
9.Tell him he reads perverted books
10.When he sad say don't be sad be happy
11.Transform into Obito then do your happy dance around him
12.When does summing jutsu for his dog sing Who let the dogs out
13.When he is walking randomly go up to him and say Hey mister you should wear a paper bag on your head, you make little children cry
14.Draw a picture of him in a dress
15.Throw kuani aimlessly at into him and fall back holding your nose and say Yo, dude do have a six pack
17.Go up to him and say Whats up daddy-o
18. Ask him he alseeps in a bath tube
19. Super glues his hands so when does hands signs they stick together
20.When he running down the street intensely throw a chair at him
21.When he alseeping put makeup on him
22.When you know he had a bad day play hardcore music when he's alseeping
23.Go up to him and say I know why you were your headband like that and when he ask why say because you a unibrow
24.Dye is hair black
25.Hug him and never let go
26.Cry when he looks at you
27.Go up to him and say Hey, mister I feel sorry for you that you attract gay people
28.Kiss him infornt of his mask pink
30.Ask him How does it feel to like look like my grand father