Kabuto
Go up to him and Haha you work for a slut like Orochimaru, man to I feel sorry for you
Call him a four eye freak
Take his glasses and claim to be the almighty glass man freak
Say "Orochimaru likes me more haha"
Keep asking why he had to review fag like Orochimaru
Tell him the worst thing that ever happen to is meeting him
Push him in dirt and when his eyes go red ask if he has sand in his eyes
Ask him if Kakashi is his father
Get a Snake and claim its Orochimaru then say Bow down
Ask him if he Orochimaru are dating
Go up to him and ask if wants to play dress up
Scream in his face
When he faught Tsunade play the song I'm an ugly girl
Pour a bucket of ice down his pants
Change is clothes to all red
Hit him in the head with a life size Orochimaru doll
When he is alseeping jump on his head and scream I want ice cream
Tell him he need to change his name to Kakashi since he is the scare crow man
Bang his head against the wall with his pony tail
When he is sleeping scream in his face
Go up to his face and scream "I scream you scream we all scream for ice cream"
Place a bird hat on him
Tell him his parents never wanted him and that's why he was in that war
Make him try out for the show ER
Cut his pony tail off
Go up to him and say You could never defeat me blind bat
Put frogs down his pants
Call him a girly man
Claim you're the almighty medical man
Pat him like a dog