Sanji- Let's get to the kitchen - to bake the buns

Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons?

You're the saddest bunch I've ever met

But you can bet before we're through

Mister, I'll make a cook out of you

Tranquil as a forest

But on fire within

Once you find your oven

You are sure to win

You're a spineless, pale pathetic lot

And you haven't got a spoon

Somehow I'll make a cook out of you

Luffy- I'm never gonna bake this bread

Zolo- Say goodbye to time for sleeping

Usopp- Boy, was I a fool in school for taunting cooks

Chef Zeff- Eggplant's got 'em scared to death

Nami- Hope he isn't too distracted (by me)

Chopper- Now I really wish that I knew how to cook!

All- Be a cook

We must be swift as the great cook Sanji

Be a cook

With all the force of the great Chef Zeff

Be a cook

With all the strength of a raging Zolo

Mysterious as the dark side of the fridge

Sanji- Time is racing toward us till the buns are done

Heed my every order and you might have fun

Luffy- Not likely.

Sanji- You're unsuited for the rage of cooking

So pack up, go home you're through

How could I make a cook out of you?

All- Be a cook

We must be swift as the great cook Sanji

Be a cook

With all the force of the great Chef Zeff

Be a cook

With all the strength of a raging Zolo

Mysterious as the dark side of the fridge

Be a cook

We must be swift as the great cook Sanji

Be a cook

With all the force of the great Chef Zeff

Be a cook

With all the strength of a raging Zolo

Mysterious as the dark side of the fridge

Luffy- Wow, Sanji, I didn't know it was this complicated!