(I don't own Sonic and the gang. They are owned by SEGA and Sonic Team.)
"Oh come on. They're steaklicious."
I said waving my plate in his face.
"Pass."
He pursed his lips.
"More for me."
I finished my steaffle.
"So… I trust you two had a good night."
He looked from me to Shadow.
"You know I didn't. My room's security camera is wired to your computer. You always know what I'm up to."
I said washing my plate.
"It is!"
Shadow panicked.
Sonic smiled maliciously at his terror.
"Yes and what I saw was quite abhorrent."
Sonic looked coldly at Shadow.
"Well…"
Shadow sat uncomfortably in his chair.
"You know your kid calls him "Daddy", right?"
Sonic said as Stella walked in the room.
"Yes."
I said bluntly.
Sonic was obviously expecting a "SHE DOES!" or maybe "She's not my kid" cuz he was blown over by my calmness.
"I saw you, and the redo thing."
He continued.
"I know, I don't care. All I did was asked a question."
So Sonic glared at Shadow.
"Ya know I never actually got around to answering that."
Shadow got up and walked over to me.
He grabbed my hand.
"I'd duck this time."
He said smiling at Sonic's stunned face.
I almost fell over laughing.
Stella didn't know what to do so she left.
"What's so funny?"
Ogwa came in.
"Ew. What's on that waffle?"
She pointed at Shadow's plate which he hadn't finished.
"Steak sauce."
Shadow shrugged.
"They're steaklicious."
I advertised.
"Ew. I'm glad I lack the ability to heave."
Ogwa looked away from it.
"Shadow scared Sonic, that's what's funny."
I threw the steaffle away.
"So, when do you think we'll do an assault on Alpha?"
Ogwa said.
I too was itching to kill something.
"As soon as we know where he is."
Sonic answered.
Breeze stepped in and ordered Sonic to make her some black coffee, no sugar whatsoever.
Sonic did so.
"Hey Breeze."
I waved.
"Yuck, what did you eat?"
She waved her hand in front of her nose.
"Steaffle."
Hm, that looks a lot like it says Seattle not Steaffle,
"That is a…?"
Breeze asked.
"Waffle with Steak Sauce."
I replied.
She looked at Shadow.
"Look what you've done to her."
She shook her head.
"She asked if she could have some."
She looked at me.
"You mean you ate his steaffle?"
She was now grossed out.
"Um, yeah. He didn't bite off it or anything."
I said.
"Well, that's good to know."
Xipho ran in accidentally knocking into Breeze who dropped her mug and ordered Sonic to clean it up and make her a new cup of coffee.
"What'd you do that for!"
Breeze yelled at Xipho.
"I wanted to."
He shrugged.
She smacked him up side the head.
I giggled.
Shadow smiled at my thinking Xipho's pain was humorous.
Breeze glared at me.
"Sorry."
I smiled awkwardly.
"Steak sauce girl."
Breeze mumbled.
I shrugged it off.
"I found out that Amy has…"
Amy came up from behind him and beat him with her hammer.
"Jerk! Secrets are meant to be secret!"
She continued to beat him.
Breeze grabbed the handle.
"Amy, we understand."
Tikal ran outside.
I ran out to see what she was doing I saw a debris wave that would hit any minute I went to help her as did Breeze.
The debris wave was right in front of us and we held it back by making the wind go opposite our direction.
When the debris wave died out and we were done coughing we saw a leaf blower except bigger.
"Whoa."
I went up and examined it.
"This is what has been making those storms?"
It was floating.
"Hm. It must be magnetized."
I observed.
Tails looked it over before taking it apart.
Truth was there wasn't anything that looked vaguely like a magnet in it.
Just a big Onyx gem.
"Wow."
Tails removed the gem but it was too heavy he dropped it on his foot.
Cream came and helped him get it off.
It took five of us to get it inside Tails workshop.
"That's heavy."
Shadow said wiping sweat from his brow.
"What the heck do you think it is?"
I sat down.
"Ow!"
I got up revealing a tack.
I looked at Cream holding it up.
"Sorry, it was for Tails."
She laughed embarrassed.
I merely rolled my eyes.
I broke the metal needle up against the concrete wall before sitting back down.
Shadow came and sat down next to me.
"Ow!"
He too had sat on a tack.
"Why are you obsessed with tacking Tails' butt, Cream!"
He threw the tack at her.
"Cuz it's hilarious to see everyone else sit on the tacks on accident."
She made an evil grin.
"Okay…"
He looked at the other chairs to find that all of them had tacks on them.
He put his head in his hands and shook it.
Rouge burst into the room.
"What is it?"
I stood up feeling concerned.
"Oh nothing, I just wanted to see what your reaction would be.
Tikal came in; she had been in the bathroom.
"Whoa."
Tikal whispered and ran up to the over sized gem.
"I have not seen one of these in years. It's HUGE and in perfect condition. They're only found on Seduction Aurora."
"Well then no, duh you haven't seen one in years. You went to Seduction Aurora just before I joined the team. I was 16 when I joined the team. That was 5 years ago. Great. Now I feel old all over again."
I slumped back into my seat.
Shadow put his arm around me and told me I wasn't old and that if I was it'd make feel really uncomfortable right now.
"Then again. I'm older than you."
He concluded shrugging.
"By like, three days."
I rolled my eyes.
"Four, my birthday is four days before yours."
He corrected me.
"Close enough."
I went over and looked at the gem.
I bent down and found we probably could've just pushed it in here for even now it was retracting the earth's surface.
In other words, it was still floating.
"That's no ordinary Onyx!"
Rouge exclaimed.
"That's an Onyx from Seduction Aurora!"
She put her hands over her mouth.
"Uh, yeah, duh, we've been through that already. What's the big deal?"
I decided bending over to look at anything wasn't exactly the best idea, knowing Johnny still resides in these corridors.
"Seduction Aurora was wiped out 5 years ago!"
Tikal had managed to get to the point before Rouge did.
"Okay, start making sense here within 3 seconds or I'll you both a beating you won't soon forget."
I put my hands on my hips.
"Right after we left something took it over. He stripped the planet of everything it had to offer, wrote his name in the ground and started it over completely under his rule. It's like it had never been. It's not even Seduction Aurora anymore. Now it's Alpha Beta Nine."
She shook her head in despair.
I freaked out because Alpha Beta Nine was the worst planet name in the galaxy.
"So… this guy's name was…?"
"Alpha."
Rouge answered for her.
