Oh the world will sing of a Pirate King
A thousand years from now
And not because he passed some laws
Or had that rubber brow
While bonny good King Luffy leads
The great crusade he's on
We'll all have to slave away
For that good-for-nothin' Arlong
Incredible as he is inept
Whenever the history books are kept
They'll call him the phony king of Pirates
A pox on the phony king of Pirates!
He sits alone on a giant throne
Pretendin' he's the king
A little tyke who's rather like
A puppet on a string
And he throws an angry tantrum
if he cannot have his way
And then he calls for Sanji when he's hungry for some food
You see, he doesn't want to cook
Too late to be known as Arlong the First
He's sure to be known as Arlong the worst
A pox on that phony king of pirates!
While he taxes us to pieces
And he robs us of our bread
King Arlong's crown keeps slippin' down
Around that pointy-nosed head
Ah! But while there is a theiving woman
in Luffy's wily pack
We'll find a way to make him pay
And steal our money back
The minute before he knows we're there
Ol' Luff'll snatch his underwear
The breezy and uneasy king of Pirates
The snivellin' grovellin'
Measly weasely
Blabberin' jabberin'
Gibberin' jabberin'
Blunderin' plunderin'
Wheelin' dealin'
Lord Arlong, that phony king of Pirates
Yeah!