Hey-I think Ravey-pooh likes me! But I don't own her, or any of the others-sigh-a bunch of other writers and corporate-types do...
The fabulous Vinnie's Props:
Lost Inside: LOL...Thanks! Umm...what was mean, my crack at you, or something in the letter? Am I jealous of you? I don't recall...
Terra Logan: Agggghh-aaaaiiii! You did it again! ...brain...melting... (Brain: I'm fine, that's earwax.)
Darkest Midnight: Wow! You're getting good at this... But, deranged and orange? How about 'syringe?' Where I grew up, that comes closer to the same 'a' sound. Anyway, you highlighted one of my favorite lines! Hee hee-here's your cookie...
outlawarcher: Wow! You highlighted my favorite line! You get two cookies...wait-I need to adjust my tinfoil anti-space-alien-mind-control-transmission helmet. It keeps interfering with my ability to listen to the electricity in the walls...
Dove of Night: Huh? Dude, did she say 'dude?' And she wrote threats! Oh, crap-I didn't see that. And I already mailed my reply off...I am so dead...
Malcore Xan'thex: Thanks...You can start a church of my own? Do you have to assume control of my mind to do that? Dude!
Angel Vanilla: Thanks! But, go where? You are so kind, I would go almost anywhere for you-but I hate L.A., okay?
Tamaranian Raven: Thanks, but... If I am an excellent writer, and you wish me to continue, but you hate my (possibly) favorite subject matter... Does that make you conflicted-or does it just make me a pervert? Hee hee... (I will try to cut down, but like chocolate, it is a most difficult addiction to break.)
Duyt: Danke Schon! Gee, you sound kinda intelligent, too. So what are you doing here? Hee hee-no offense, anyone-that was a joke...I think... Yeah, heh-heh-typo 'me ass.' But is that Irish or Welsh? Och! Gesundheit!
name, my, forgot I, think I: Whoo! You read it twice? That's more than I did! Thanks for being so amused, but could you laugh louder-I can't hear you... Can you teach me that trick? The one with your butt...I've got a middle-age gut I would like to laugh off...
To the rest of yu voyers: Freeloders! I provids hi-kwality of entertaynmint hear so's yu'all kin rede it fer free. Da leest yew kin doo is too ree-veeyew!
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Dear Raven,
Wow! I am so glad that we understand each other, now. I was worried, for a while there, that you were truly angry at me. Now I can see that your problem is just misplaced aggression.
The way your friends are acting would surely drive anyone up the wall. You ought to give BB a try, though. Even though he is a scrawny, pea-brained, immature hairball, I think that you two make a really cute couple. I know a lot of other fans of yours that also think that you and Beast boy belong together. Do it for the fangirls!
I mean, come on; we both know that Robin is wa-ay too obsessed with his hunt for Slade to pay much attention to you, and he isn't very affectionate, either. Do you really want to waste your time on a guy who wouldn't recognize someone crushing on him even if she bit him on the ass? kaf Starfire kaf
As for Cyborg...why don't you tell bucket-head to get a life of his own? You wanna shut him up? How's about you walk up to him when he is perving out on the computer, and tell him: 'Hey, Cy. You get off on thinkin what I look like naked? You wanna see? Okay, I'll show you mine-if you show me yours!' Ha ha ha! Man, would that be funny! I bet he won't bother you for a long time...
Starfire is easy. Just tell the little poptart that you're gonna fix her up with Robin. Then you go tell lost-boy that he needs to take Starrie on a real date, and kiss her, and...well, you decide the rest. Shoot-you could kick his ass so easy! Don't let him chicken out. Tell him that if he doesn't cooperate, and show Star a nice time, that you will go all Malchior on his ass. Or give him a peek of your undies, like you did to Dr. Lightweight- hee hee!
Oh, and be sure to tell Robin that you don't appreciate him acting like some kind of stuck-up holier-than-thou French Ambassador to the United Nations. If he has any doubts about you moral character he should talk to you about it like a man. Hey, it's not as if he's never done anything stupid or sleazy in his life, either!
I am so grateful that you agreed to help me with my stories! This is gonna be great! Now that I know that tin man can't write his name in the snow, I won't write any more love stories with him! (Hmmm...how does he...uhh...you know-you eat, and then...where does it go?)
What about the rest of you? Are you all virgins? Does anybody 'like' anybody? Do you really have the hots for Aqualad, or were you just impressed with the size of his fish? I don't like him-I think he is too snippy. What about Speedy? He is such a vain, posturing, shallow jerk-I don't see how either of you chiquitas could even think about him. He's even more of a weenie than Robbie-pooh.
Hee hee! I just thought of something. Does Bumblebee know about Cyborg's 'little' problem? Or, I should say, 'no' problem-ha ha ha! 'Sparky' is a good nickname for him-the only 'capacity' he has for overcoming her 'resistance' to investigating their 'potential difference,' would be for him to induce 'dielectric heating,' using an electric discharge from his power core! Bwahahahaha!
Oh, hey-how's it coming with Terra? You did promise BB that you would be trying to bring her back. Do you like her? Did Artemisgirl guess right? Is that why you were so unreasonably hostile to her; because you hated yourself for feeling attracted to her? Psychoanalysts call that 'Transference, you know, when you attribute an internal emotion of yours to another, and project it upon them. So, you would hate Terra, because you really hate yourself for loving her, but you can't admit your feelings of love or of self-hate, because you are such a repressive personality. Man, you should have a shrink look at your head! You are a mess.
Or are you just jealous, because BB liked her? ...Naw...
It was great talking to you again! Write back. I'm sure we will have a lot more to talk about.
Thanks for being so understanding,
Vin
P.S. You guys have a lot of money, right? Maybe you could help me with my legal bills?
I mean, it was your fault, and all...
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