Hi. This is not me. This is Acke.
Acke's Props:
Outlawarcher: Tanks for da C-note! Hey-youse don't spell too good, but I dunno-I don't talk so good, neither…
Darkest Midnight: I think the Hitchiker's guide is funny, but I've never read it. I firmly deny all the rumors that vinnie the geek was ever in the marching band. And our flag girls were cuter than your cheerleaders!
Dove of Night: Hmmm…my lawyer uses names. But you are quite correct: I did not to define the 'plaintiff' and 'defendant' and 'corporation.' So glad to know that you are there to jump all over my shit should slip up, though…
Angel Vanilla: Oooh! All you camera-shy types are always hotties! Won't you send a pic to poor, poor pitiful me? Or I shall say 'nee'…
Name Think I Forgot My, I: Have it your way Dory. I'm pitiful…sob…but at least I'm funny, no? And you make fun of my pleas for loyalty? Meanie! Get up off your knees-I'm gonna get arrested…
The new, improved Terra'Kagome'Logan: Umm…real name-real mistake. What? You don't admire Julius Caesar? And you call me 'pee-wee?' Ha-shows what you know…
J.Zink: No need to run-someone told me it was just a cartoon…(Brain: Heh-heh!) I love military lingo-like 'working on his knees.' Hee hee! Yeah-I know what it means.
Absentia: We have a winner! World's longest review! I love you! …Ouch!… I mean, it.
Saint H: I did not call you a chick. I deliberately left it ambiguous! Do you have doubts? I notice your bio page does not mention your sex… (either that, or maybe I confused you with Sue H…)
Skittles: TMOS? What's that mean? Send me some of your goofy poetry…hey-if it doesn't cheer you up, at least someone will get a laugh…
Rev Malcore: Never!
Sue H: Thanks! Geeks need love too…Ow! Brain!… Hey, ramble on as long as you like! I love long reviews.
TamAranianRaven: This is FICTION… 'Catfish' is just a loving aside to Jim 'Catfish' Hunter, Hall-of-Fame pitcher for the A's and Yankees. RIP, Catfish…
Martson: Make up your mind(s)! Sorry-Raven says that she can't use you-you're too indecisive…
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Mr D or whoever you are.
Dude you are so going to be dead or something bad like that. Raven is really really really mad about the stuff you have bin saying about her or writing about her or writing to her. Or all of them. And im so not stuped like you write about me! I can be really smart when I want to be when its really really important. Like when Raven is really pissed like she is now cause of what you said and stuff I know that I better stay away from her far far away! Me and cyborg are ready to join the hive just to get away from Raven and to save our lives. She keeps blowing things up all over the place and she hates starfire and robin specially. What ever gave you the idea that it was cool to write all those things about her and me and cyborg and starfire and robin. Not cool! I know shes not telling you whats really happening around here since you wrote those storys. We gotta tiptoe around her room so that she doesn't come out all 4 eyes and kick our buts. She pretends that she don't care that much but she really wants to kill you real bad. Like by ripping your arms off and shoving them up your---. Dude cant you like write something really nice about her like where she doesn't do anything embarasing and she doesn't love anybody and so like she'll be better and not kill anyone? In real life, I mean. I mean kill anyone. You know what I mean.
Cyborg says hi you are real funny but you are real stupid or you have stones like his. His are made of titanium. I don't believe him. But he says that you should make sure that you change your name and go away and don't tell anyone ever. Cause shes gonna kill you when she gets mad enough. I think shes mad enough. Robins also getting pissed at you because starfire is acting weird now I mean even wierder than she is. And don't tell her that I send you this letter. Please! Raven, I mean. Starfire says hi and she wants to kiss me. Or you. I don't know she wants to smooch everybody. I think she likes you though. She says you and blackfire belong together or deserve each other or something like that. Shes real pretty but she is mean I don't think you deserve her. Oh I get it. Starfire doesn't like you, nevermind. Robin says if I write anymore storys hes gonna kick my ass but I didn't even finish one yet.. The other girls like you right? I mean the ones that don't want to kill you. If im a writer I can get a moped and a girlfreind maybe. Can I send you my storys and pretend like you write them? But another name on the story not yours. And not mine. Gotta go I think I hear screaming like raven is comeing.
Later, dude
B
Ps. I did not write this!
Really.
Cyborg did cause hes dumber.
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