"Komori! There's too many logs here!" Kitty said, in a pitiful whining voice as she climbed over a said log.
"Suck it up" Komori said, annoyed. "If you really want the candy, you should be fine!"
"Candy? What candy!" Kitty said, her eyes lighting up. Her excitement distracted her and she fell off the log, face in the dirt.
"Have you already forgotten about the fairy?" Komori helped her not-so-bright friend back to her feet.
"OH! The fairy! I remember now!" Kitty said, looking up. "THERE SHE IS!" She yelled, pointing at a ... pig-like warthog man.
Komori stared at Kitty in disbelief. "...Not exactly... Does that seriously look like a fairy to you?"
Kitty didn't have time to answer, the ...pig-donkey-warthog man jumped at Komori, flailing him arms in some kind of pig-donkey-warthog attack style.
"Holy Hyrule!" Komori panicked. "Whatarewesupposedtodo? Wedidn'tgetourgunswhenwehadthechance! Nowthisthingisgonnadecapitateusandputourheadsinamicrowaveandbeatourbodieswithamoldystick! I'MTOOYOUNGTODIE!"
Quickly, Kitty picked a stick and began beating the ... man... with it repeativly.
AllPowerfulDaisy: "Ah! Good thinking, my friend!" Komori quickly uprooted a tree and proceeded to give the thingamadigger a proper beating with it.
The ... thing... suddenly poofed into a cloud of smoke and disappered.ed.
"YAY!" Kitty cheered.
Komori picked up the green rupee that it had dropped and put it in another of her pockets. "Let's celebrate" she said in a monotone. "We're now one whole rupee richer"
Kitty jumped up and down cheering.
"YAAAY."
"Fairy. Candy. Search." Komori tried to get Kitty going again in as few words as possible.
Kitty's face became very serious and she began her search agian. She looked up and down and ALL AROUND.
Suddenly, she saw a girl STUCK in a tree!
"Komori! Look! A giant bir- I MEAN- THE FAIRY!"
"Wow! You'd better go get your candy from her!" Komori pushed Kitty toward the tree that the girl was stuck in. "You're gonna have to get her down!"
"YAY! CANDY!" Kitty ran towards the tree, flailing her arms about.
"Well, go get her!"
Kitty continued running and running- and then she tripped. And fell.
"She's gonna eat all the candy without you if you don't get back up."
"MMPRPRH!" Kitty said, her face pressed against the ground, flailing her arms.
Komori sighed and extended a hand. "Come on"
"Mmmrhr, mrhmhm rmhmrm hmmr!" Kitty cried, reaching around for Komori's hand.
Komori grabbed Kitty's hand and pulled up forcefully... perhaps a bit TOO forcefully...
Suddenly, a fat man came wobbling over to the tree, waving his arms.
"TETRIS! TETRIS!"
"Tetris?" Komori turned toward the man. "What kind of a name is Tetris? I'm pretty sure it's not the fairy's name..."
Right then, the 'fairy' fell from the tree with a loud PHTUMP! And then randomly, Link was there.
"Link? What are you doing here?" Link just pointed at the 'fairy' "How did you get out of the pillowcase?" He pointed at the sword that magically appeared in his hand. "Why are you mute?" ...Link just glared at her...
"Maybe he ATE MY CANDY AND NOW HE CAN'T TALK BECAUSE... Because... IT'S IN HIS MOUTH!" Kitty cried, and tackled Link, trying to pry open it mouth.
The 'fairy' sat up, rubbing her head.
"Uhnn..."
"Yes, Link definitely stole your ca-... OMIGOD IT'S ALIVE!"
"TETRIS! THAT ... Bird thing CAPTURED YOU!" The large man said, helping her up.
"Hnn, what! My name is TETRA." She said, shoving the man off her.
'That's still a stupid name...' Komori thought. 'But still, it's better than Tetris...'
The sounds of Link struggling to keep Kitty from prying his mouth open were in the background.
A loud high pitched scream echoed through the cave.
Everyone ran outside and saw the giant bird circling Ayrll.
"Link, the giant bird is stalking your little sister" Komori pointed out.
Link gasped and made a high-pitched squeak. Then he began to run towards her, not paying attention to the fact the bridge was no where near him.
"Don't do it Link!" Komori yelled. "Suicide isn't the answer!"... but it was too late!
Link fell in the water below with a loud SPLASH! Tetra and the man shrugged and walked away, down to their pirate ship.
"Noo! He had my candy!" Kitty cried, with a sniffle.
The bird flew off with Ayrll in it's grasp.