ok, think I emproved wit this chappie. i try to be bettar anyway. it is hard, thoh. ill keep trying, still. an way, here is teh storie!11111111 BTW there are sezual stuff in this chaptor. im makeing the rating M now. SORY!

Discamer: I don t own Kingdom Heats 1 or 2

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo (A/N the little o's cuut!)

kiara look at kairi sad. "that wuz grate!" kairi screamed mad in passun.

kiara shook her head. "no." she begun. "it wazn't."

kairi cooked her head. "wut do you mean?" she was sad. it showed on her hot face.

"you are bad at it" kiara replid.

"it?" kari asked.

"yes it." kiara said. she nodded.

"shut up whore!" Kairi screamed. "You couldn't do any better!"

"but idid do bettar." kiara said truth.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" kairi yelled louder. "go fuck a tree it is teh only thiing that would take pleesure in it!"

kiara sihed. "i did not meen t o hurt your fealings. you just bad."

"you hert my feelings!" kairi sobbed. "malificint said I was good."

"you did……….malifacint?" kiara could not beleef it.

kairi nodded. "and she really loved me! unlike you! bitth!"

riku walked behind them. "KIARA!" he scream. kiara glanc at him. she was beatiful, riku decided. she was in only her undies, so was kairi (A/N kairi not as hot as kiara). her bra was down over her boob, almost shouing all of them. they were both (A/N kiara and kairi) on the sand huging. her hair was flawless and shiney in the hot sun. her skin flawless and the color of the sand.

"LESBANS!" Riku screemed mad with passion. "i luv you both! PLEASE LOVE ME!"

"now? HERE!" kiara asked. she unintenganlly made herself look sexy.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Riku screemed! "im feeling the pazzun! HURRRYYYY! MAKE LOVE TO ME bEFORE I FAINT! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHAHAH!"

"OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH RRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKKUUUUUUUUUUUU!" I tougt you did love me!"

"i luv all lesbians!"

"YAY!" kairi screeched.

they made love like a hippo and donky for hoars.

sora got worried. "OH WheRE!" he screamed. "is riku!"

"making love to lesbans." axel (A/N Drool. AXEL IS SO HOOOOOOTTT!) replied as he telpfarted into the room.

"he make love with other peapol!" sora asked.

"yeah" axel said cooly and sexy.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sora screamed!. "HOW DARE HE CHEET ON ME! I CARRY HIS CHILD!"

"cheet back" axel reeplied matter of fact.

"but im pregnont!"

"maks it bettar." Axel winkd.

"YES!" sora sobbed. "I WILL HAVE MY REVENG! COME here AXEL!" (A/N they are aboot to do man-it………drool…….i love man-it!)

axel and sora made love for ours before stopppinga.

"WOWOOWOWEIOWO!" axel screamed. "YOU ARE GOOOOOOD!"

sora smile and nod. "tanks." he sais sloly. "i feel bad."

"riku don't love you." axel saed. "i do."

sora smile and cry. "THANK YOU! you are sooooo nice."

"i know." axel sade.

they made love again.

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riku go home. he stop. he felt funny. he felt his belly. it swelled………….RIKU WAS PREGNONT!

he look around. the keyblade made sora AND riku hermaphondight.

riku cried. he happy. he want lot of babies. he run home to tell sora the good news only to find sora and axel togetor.

"SORA!" riku sobbed.

"RIKU!" sora sobbed.

"SORA!"

"RIKU!"

"SORA!"

"RIKU!"

"SORA!"

"RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKKKUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"

"SOOOOORRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"SHUT UP!" axel scremed. "SORA IS MY BITCH!"

riku sobbed. the stres made him go into an early labor.

"MY BABY!" RIKU SCreAMED!

"OUR BABY!" sora sobbed..

"no" riku began. "it kiara and kari babie"

"axel told me. that is why i sleep with him. to get reveng."

"im sorry sora." riku sad. "i have a weekness for lesbans."

"……….im sorry too…….." sora repled.

"YoUR BABY IS DEAD!" axel screamed.\

"riku's babie." sora said sadly, patting his belly. "but we steel have hope."

"ill do my best to keep babie Ashadine Dandelion alive and well" riku sade. crying with new hope.

"Ashadine Dandelion?" sora asked.

"the name I like for our baby girl."

"how you know it is a girl."

"i justt now. she will also be very beatful…….like kiara……." riku sihed.

axel glare at theem bothe. "SORA IS MINE!" he shouted.

riku was mad. riku stabbd axel with his keyblade. axel explodd and dyed.

sora cryed. "i could have loved him."

"but you have me." riku said.

"yes so i dont luv him." sora said. he huged riku.

"let us never be apart again love." riku said.

"yes." sora repleid. "lets never."

"we will start a new and bettar life with Ashadine."

riku got a glind in his eye. "make love now talk later."

"but………." sora began.

"shut up bitch." riku said. holding sora.

"OOOOHHH!" sora screamed. "you now how to treet me."

riku smiled.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

kiara sihed. kairi wuch her.

"riku showed us what womin on womin with man felt like." kairi began. "so majical."

kiara smiled. "yeah."

"you wanna go at it again?" kairi asked.

"i thouht that you were not a lesbian?"

"not until i met you." kairi said romancically.

kiara giggled. her beaty shown so greetly that a dolfin came out of the sea just to see her.

"ok." kiara said readying to make love again.

they made love agane as the anmals of the sea and iland wathed the majic of sezual.

"OOOOOOHHHHH!" kiara mooned.

"YESSSS!" Kairi screemed.

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kk, this is teh end of the chappie. dont worry! there will be more to come. :)

kairi: i luff dis storie and kiara

kiara: i luff kairi

riku: I WILL DO MY BEST TO PROTECT ASHADINE!

sora: oh you are so manly rikku!