Kingdom Hearts Bloopers
Disclaimer: Psh, I-I don't own K-Kingdom Hearts... Argh, ok we've been ratted out boys just smile and wave... Jk
Ok, here's chappy 2... gosh that sounded gay...
Riku and Kairi came inside Sora's house and went inside the living room, where Sora was sitting on the couch looking at the paused TV. "You guys ready for the bloopers?"
Riku and Kairi nodded and jumped on the couch next to Sora. "Are you ready to get humiliated, Sora?" Riku smiled.
"You wish." Sora responed arrogantly. He unpaused the DVD as it began.
-BLOOPERS-
Riku has a blindfold on and doesn't realize he's about to fall.
Director: Uh, Riku... You might wanna-
Riku steps forward and starts falling. "AHHHHHH-"
-IN HOUSE-
"Dangit..." Sora said.
Riku snarled at him as the next blooper came on.
Scene against the Shark in Atlantica
Sora starts swimming around until a giant shark came crashing through the boat. "OMFG! WAT THE (beep)! THAT (beep) IS (beep)ING HUGE! GET ME THE (beep) OUT OF HERE!"
Director: Calm down Sora it's fake...
"... Fake? Oh, psh I knew that... Yeah... Haha, it's fake... yeah... (faints)"
Director: ... cut.
Take 2
Director: Action.
Sora stays in place this time as the shark came crashing through. "YOU'RE MINE (beep)!" He jumps onto the shark and starts smashing it with his Keyblade very hard, as the metal jaw falls apart, the fin, the head... and then the whole shark machine fell, and blew up in front of Sora, causing everything in the studio to burn.
"E- (cough) EVACUATE!" Sora manages to say and starts running.
Everybody in the studio runs to the outside and watches the whole building fall apart.
Director: ... We need a new Sora.
-IN HOUSE-
Riku and Kairi look at Sora with disappointed looks.
"You're lucky he gave you a second chance..." Kairi said.
"Now I remember what happened to my teddy bear..." Riku said in a low and sad voice.
"What was that?"
"Uh, er-... Th- The next blooper is on!" Riku said with a fake smile.
-BLOOPERS-
Scene with Giant Ursula
Director: ... Action!
Sora swam all the way up to Ursula. "Dang, you are UGLY!"
Ursula angrily swallowed Sora.
"It's dark in here..." Sora said inside Ursula.
Director: SORA!...
Take 2
Sora swam up to Ursula again and looked her up and down.
"Man, ever heard of Jenny Craig?" Sora said as he got swallowed again.
"OMG! I THINK I JUST STEPPED ON SOME-"
Director: Cut.
-IN HOUSE-
Sora ran into the bathroom, and then you hear him puking.
"Poor Sora..." Kairi said.
"Well... Ursula was ugly..." Riku said as he got a pillow smacked into his face. "Ow! -.- The truth hurts..."
Sora came back. "Look, the next one's on!"
-BLOOPERS-
Scene of Selphie's Question
"What's more important to you, Being number one, friendship, or prize possessions?" Selphie asks.
"I can't answer because Kairi's not one of the choices..." Sora says.
Director: (sniff sniff) Cut...
-IN HOUSE-
Kairi and Sora smile at each other as Riku asks Sora a question.
"Hey Sora, Kairi or Namine?"
"o.o... Oh, would you look at that the next blooper is on!" Riku just laughed as Kairi felt a little hurt.
-BLOOPERS-
Scene of Riku with Darkness in Destiny Islands
"I'm not afraid of the darkness!" Riku said.
(lights turn off)
"AHHHHHH!" Riku yells.
Kairi turns the light back on. "I knew it..."
Director: Man I hate this job...
-IN HOUSE-
Sora looks at Riku with a confused face. "What the?"
Riku hides his face. "Don't ask..."
-BLOOPERS-
Scene with Tarzan
"I, Tarzan." Tarzan said.
"Okay... um... I, Sora." Sora replied.
"... Banana?" Tarzan held out a banana.
" :) SURE!"
Director: Cut...
-NEXT BLOOPER-
Scene of Sora flying in Neverland
"Sora, just believe. You can do it!" Peter Pan said.
Sora jumped and fell into the water. "Sigh, he didn't believe..." Peter said.
Take 2
"Sora, just believe. You can do it!" Peter Pan said.
Sora jumped and started flying alllllll the way up into the air. "AHHH! TOO MUCH BELIEVING! TOO MUCH BELIEVING!"
Director: (looking up) Cut...
-SPECIAL BLOOPER-
Riku and Pooh
"It's okay Riku, just push!" Pooh happily said.
Riku asked, "Are you sure? I have a lot of muscles..."
Random Fangirl: W00T! SEXY!
Pooh ignored her and said, "Go ahead and push Riku, I'll be okay."
Riku reluctantly stepped back, and then he ran forward and pushed Pooh... really, really, reeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaalllllly high.
"DANGIT! POOH! POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!" Riku said as he started to run after Pooh, the fangirl following him.
-IN HOUSE-
Riku looked at the screen with big eyes. "It wasn't my fault..."
"Yes it was! Poor Pooh..." Kairi said.
"Tsk tsk tsk, Riku hurt an innocent little bear."
"MY MUSCLES MADE ME DO IT!" Riku yelled.
So that's it for chapter 2... Sorry all you Kairi fans that Kairi wasn't in a blooper... Oh, and no, this isn't a Riku bashing fic! He's actually one of my favs...