Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2 Bloopers
Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the story and all the stuff...
Before I start, I want to thank all those people out there who read my story and kept bugging me to update... Oh, and another thing--
MAJOR SPOILERS ALERT!
Ok, now that you've been warned, here we go!
INTRO
Sora, Riku, Roxas, Kairi, and Namine were all sitting in Sora's living room doing nothing at all.
"I'm bored."
"Me two."
"Me three."
"Me three. Four-- whatever."
"Hi bored people! My name's Namine!"
"Shut up blondie..."
"Hey, you're blonde too!"
Roxas sighed and looked at Namine. "Really? Oh my goodness I never knew that..."
"Really?" Namine said shocked.
"It was sarcasm, Namine..." Sora said as he tried to balance a water bottle on his forehead.
Namine shrugged and started drinking her soda again. Riku got up and went to the kitchen for no particular reason. Roxas knocked over the water bottle on Sora's forehead out of extreme boredom. Sora didn't care and pretended he was still balancing the bottle. Kairi was reading a book called "How To End Extreme Boredom."
"This book sucks. All it says is to do something. What a piece of shi-"
"We can't do anything since there's nothing we can do!" Riku said as he came back and sat on the sofa next to Roxas.
DING-DONG
"Saved by the bell!" Namine said as she ran to the door to answer it.
"I'll get it!" Sora said as he harshly pushed Namine to the side. "(opens door) Oh, it's just the mailman... Wait a minute-- AXEL? YOU'RE A ... A MAILMAN?"
That caused everyone in the living room to laugh.
"That's right, I'm Axel-- the Flurry of Dancing Mail-- got it memorized?" Axel said as he lowered his head to meet Sora at the sameheight.
"How much stuff do you want him to memorize dude?" Roxas said as he unsuccessfully caught a popcorn in his mouth from the air.
"Hey, shut u-- ROXAS!" Axel yelled and ran toward his best friend (they really are, says so in the game).
Riku sighed. "Just give us the mail..."
"Yeah, I'll read anything but this book..." Kairi said.
Axel shrugged and pulled out a letter and handed it to Kairi.
"Hey, it's from Nomura!" Kairi smiled as everyone, including Axel and the injured Namine, looked at the letter.
"I hope this CD will bring you guys many laughs and many smiles. We had an excellent time together so I hope this CD will help keep those memories in your heart.
-Love, Tetsuya Nomura." Kairi read.
"When did he get so soft?" Axel said as Roxas, Riku, and Sora shrugged.
"What does the CD's labelsay?" Namine asked.
Kairi took out the covered CD and everyone looked at the label.
"Kingdom-" Sora said.
"Hearts-" Riku said.
"Two-" Roxas said.
Namine, Kairi, and Axel together read the last part.
The forbidden word...
The eight letters that will bring chaos...
"Bloopers." Axel and Kairi correctly said, whereas Namine pronounced it "Blopers".
Everyone looked at each other and said,
"Oh hell no. (even Namine!)"
Well, that's the intro! Pretty stupid, eh? Only one spoiler in this whole intro, but there will be many more (especially under this paragraph)! Sorry to all the Namine fans out there-- I just love making fun of her... Okay, I'm going to explain why Roxas and Namine are in this story so--
MAJOR SPOILER WARNING!
Anyway, I know Roxas and Namine reunited with Sora and Kairi at the end of the game, but Roxas is too cool to be left out, and Namine... well, it's just fun to make fun of her... So that's why they are seperated from Sora and Kairi in this story. Ok? Ok. Good.
Also, I know Axel died in the game (WAHH sob sob) but he is like Roxas, way too cool to leave out. Ok? Ok. Done.
END OF SPOILERS
Sooo... thanks for reading and plz review! puppy pout