Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2 Bloopers
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Ok people since you wanted me to update soon... Well I am here to grant your wish!
Oh, and Kagari-Caga-wtfever thank you for your awesome review! I can tell you like my story! Hehehe... Seriously. Read the other chaps... I was totally picking on Riku, but he's still one of my favs. Just cuz I pick on Namine doesn't mean I hate her!
QUOTE: Sorry to all the Namine fans out there-- I just love making fun of her.
Read it. Twice. Three times. As much as you want-- you will never see "I HATE NAMINE" in those sentences. I even said "Sorry"... yeesh! Besides, ever seen how blondes act in real life?
Okay, here's an example...
Boy 1: (says a joke about Sora)
Boy 2: Lol that was funny!
Boy 1: I know but Sora's still my fav character... I just like making jokes about him.
So, this whole Namine "hating" you think I'm doing are just JOKES! Lighten up...
QUOTE: ... don't even dare trying to piss me off cause flames will be worse!
That was already a flame... Oh and-
STOP! GRAMMAR TIME!
Okay- on to the bloopers!
CHAPTER 4
Everyone in the living room froze, and Kairi dropped the CD to the floor.
Roxas shrugged. "Let's watch it!"
Everyone shot a glare at him, but then he said,
"Got anything else better to do?" he raised an eyebrow and crossed his arms, waiting for an answer.
Riku sighed. "He's got a point. Unfortunately..."
Namine then said, "Let's watch it! Nomura never said we'll get mad."
Kairi sighed. "Yet, another point--"
"Too late! It's starting." Sora said as he high-fived Axel.
"NOOOOOOO!" the other said.
INTRO SCENES
Scene with Namine and Sora
Director: And... Action!
Sora opens the door to the White Room and sees Namine drawing. She looks up from her drawing book and suddenly Sora is surrounded by a bubble thingy.
"(inside bubble) Namine.. Why... (farts and sniffs)... OH CRAP! NAMINE LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT!" Sora pounded on the bubble from the inside.
... But all Namine could here was $#!$#.
Sora fainted as the director said, "Cut."
IN HOUSE
Everyone near Sora backed away in fear.
"Oh, c'mon! Oh- oh crap.. I'm feelin' it... Oh man--" Sora closed his eyes as he...
Scene with Riku and Sora
Sora ran toward Dark Riku and clashed Keyblades with him. They both grred at each other, but then Riku backflipped into that gay rainbow... But instead of transforming into Ansem- something worst happened.
Sora dropped his Keyblade and ran...
From Michael Jackson.
Director: Um... C-cut... (backs away slowly)
Take 2
Again, Sora ran toward Dark Riku and they clashed blades. Out of nowhere, Riku backflips, dodging Sora's slash, and landing in the gay rainbow we all know and love.
Sora was wide-eyed and fainted.
"What happened to my clothes?" a naked Riku asked.
Director: O.O... CUT...
IN HOUSE
Everyone stared at Riku disgusted.
"That was a pretty big--"
"Okay, Axel!" Roxas said covering his ears.
Riku slowly pulled out his Way to Dawn, but luckily Sora saw it.
"HOLD HIM BACK HOLD HIM BACK!" Sora screamed.
Everyone was holding Riku back from destroying the video.
"I'LL KILL IT! I'LL KILL IT!" he yelled.
Scene in Atlantica
Donald swims to the front and begins to sing.
"Swimming swimming we'll dance and we'll play now--"
Glass started breaking and everyone started shielding their eyes.
"Make it stop!" Sora yelled.
A cameraman walked up to the director. "Uh, sir? You should probably say "Cut"..."
Director: Why?
"All our cameras are broken."
Scene with Kairi and the bottle
Kairi and Selphie sat on the sand of the beach. Kairi then gently placed a bottle with a letter in it on the water. She got up and smiled as it started to make its journey... Until-
WHAM! A shark rose up and ate the bottle.
Kairi and Selphie: O.O
Director: ...I'm scared... I mean (ahem) cut.
Scene with Ansem (Riku), Kairi, and Sora
Kairi brought Sora over to Ansem/Riku and told Sora to close his eyes. Sora did so and placed his hand over Riku and Kairi's...
It was dark... Then there was a figure... A very... ugly figure.
Sora quickly opened his eyes. "Who are you and what did you do to my friend!"
Director: (sigh) Cut
ENDING BLOOPERS
Riku looked down at the water and saw a bottle, and inside was a letter. He opened the bottle and read the letter. "Sora?"
Sora looked at him. "Yeah?"
"It's for you."
Sora took the letter and read it.
"Thinking of you wherever you are...
We pray for our sorrows to end, and hope that our hearts will blend...
Now I step forward to realize-
This letter is a bunch of crap."
Director: Cut! (glares at Sora)
Take 2
Riku took out the letter from the bottle and read it. "Sora?"
"What now?" he said.
"It's for you."
Sora took the letter and ripped it in half without reading it.
Director: Come ON Sora!
Take 3
Riku took out the letter from the bottle and read it. "Sora?"
"WHAT NOW RIKU!"
"O.O It's... for you..."
Sora read the letter out loud.
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
So marry me Sora.
-Signed, Your #1 fan"
Sora angrily crumpled it up and threw it at the camera.
CSHHHHHHHH...
To be continued...
Honestly, this chapter is the worst one I wrote IMO, and probably most of you will agree. THIS CHAPPY SUCKED.