Ahhh! ...It's the return of the 'Props!'

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Darkest Midnight: What? You have lost the ability to write an intelligent review, without my wisecracks? Oh-and jocks are dicks-rah-rahs are stuck-up-XXXXXes...Not Margaret, though...

Outlawarcher: Spongebob? Is that you?

Visigoth: Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Thank you for the sentiment, though. And yes, RavEast is RxBB.

Rev. Malcore: Hee hee...thanks for all the...hee hee...compliments. Not...funny...heeheeheehee...

I think i forgot: Thanks. You're so sweet. But that does not mean I will not insult you in the future.

Dove of Night: Are you trying to tell me something? Something not nice? (Brain: Can I kill her now?)

Lost Inside: So...sex is bad, but shit, damn, hell, piss, fuck, and ass are okay? Well, as long as I don't say fuck too fuckin' much, right? Fuckin' A! I can say fuck, as long as I don't fuckin' overdo it!

Terra Logan: Yes, someone did hit me on the head...but that has nothing to do with my writttttinefnggggg... Oh, so I'm not funny now, huh? Good thing you are! ( 'S' is my real first initial! 'BG' is 'Beast Guy.')

Lady of Faerie: Such a short and sweet, and yet complex review! (Ch. 11) Look to get 'Review of the Week,' on my bio page! I would say that I love you, but that would be wrong-right, Brain? (Brain: Ummm...No? Hee hee hee...)

tmOs: There! We are not alike! I would never call you 'Sir...' Hey! Are you calling us schizophrenic? (Brain: Who said that?)

J.Zink: You're all over this, ain't ya? Thanks. You da man!

Feels-like-top-of-the-world:

"kicks Vinnie's ass Aww! All better! Now leave me be or I'll get my husband to kick your ass worse."---- What the hell was that! (Brain: An ivitation to an orgy?)

Tamaranian Raven: Hee hee. Guess that's why I've been leaving out the disclaimer... Thanks! (But how do you know I don't like pain?)

the lone psychopath: Hee hee-glad to see you get it... oh, yeah... ATTN: EVERYONE! CHECK OUT PSYCHO'S STORY 'Teen Titans DO HAMLET! I believe it to be worthy of your R & R...

Please be sure to check my bio page periodically-I have the 'Review of the week,' and a new feature...ta da! 'The Hall-of-Fame' writers! I will be listing the 'best of the best' writers whose work I have read here. If you know someone you think is worthy, give me a shout!

(Begin Story Here...)

Dear Vincent,

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I am not quite sure what to say. I am almost at a loss for words. Not that I would allow such a trifle to stop me from writing to you.

Since you had not written me for a while, I naturally became suspicious-er-curious. 'Just what is that asshole Vincent Del Greco up to,' I thought? Or course, when I learned that you wrote letters to 'Beast Guy' and Koriand'r, I had no choice but to investigate. I assure you, I was only looking out for their best interests. Don't worry-you can still trust those two. They respected your wishes, and didn't mention a thing to me. Not until I noticed them both acting like happy idiots, and had a little talk with their unconscious minds while they slept...

Imagine my surprise that you had kept your word! You wrote two very considerate, thoughtful letters, and haven't posted any nasty stories about me lately. You almost seem...sincere. (Think I'm gonna hurl...)

Reading what you said about BB and Starfire...well, it felt...not nice, but almost the same kind offeeling, sort of...almost. Don't you dare read any more into that! ...or I will kick your ass!

I also did a little detective work, too. I was almost impressed. Almost. You really do seem to be a responsible member of the human race, and not just a creepy pervert. So...writing fan fiction really is just a creative outlet? Or do you actually have an evil alter-ego? Sigh...nevermind...I'm just glad to find out that you seem to be a normal guy.

Perhaps we should talk about some story ideas. You aren't the worst writer I have ever seen, and with a bit of guidance maybe you could write things which both entertain and serve a useful purpose. And that won't piss me off...

Hmmm... I really hate to leave you without a threat. Let's just say that I will be watching you...closely!

Sincerely,

Raven Roth

P.S. Don't think I am going soft. You are still on my I-just-need-a-small-excuse-to-kick-his-ass shitlist! ...but that list does include almost everyone...Damn it Starfire! Get out of my head!

( This is where I would normally insert a cloying plea for reviews...but...aw, what the hell! Please review, or I will leave you hanging, and not finish the outstanding, twisted ending of this saga of sanctimoniousness!)