Shoutouts!
J.Zink: Speechless, eh? Shutup! I am not crazy!
Darkest Midnight: Ha! You cannot confuse me! But it sure pisses me off when someone starts with the silly rhyming taunts. How dare you! (Do you really think she'll go out with me?) Ditto…
Schizo and proud: Hee hee…she likes my 'brain.' That's how it always starts. Then they find out about my 'package,' and the whole 'brain' thing is completely forgotten about… (Brain: He keeps getting 'baggage' confused with 'package.')
Visigoth: Oops… Thanks for the heads up. I fixed the lack of italics. Stupid ffdotnet! Erased my brackets. I'm not sure if we have a skull match here, or if Miss Raven is just playing with my head, in which case, no skull is involved…
T.R.: Oh dear! Did I confuse you, too? Succinct means precise using few words. Nice, huh? Hey, don't sweat it-even the great Vin uses a thesaurus. (Brain: Yeah-amazing he knows how…)
Kali Donovan: I am on your 'face' author's list! Wow! You are the only one who knows my secret identity, much less knows where to get a picture of me! And cut that out! I am not an asshole! I am a very nice person! I would never really ask for a picture of you, unless you were not wearing any-Ouch! Shit, Brain! Damn! That one really hurt! (Brain: Hee hee-he said 'shitbrain.')
Lady of Faerie: Nooooo! Not the SFPF again! No, I don't think it is intelligence, but I like the way you think. (Brain: He likes that you can think…)
I think I forgot my name: You would do that for me? Wow, that is so useful to know… I mean so nice of you to say! Get started! (Brain: He's just kidding…I think…)
Terra Logan: Aww. Sorry I confused you. (Brain: He's not!) Tell me where it hurts… I mean what confuses you. Your welcome! Anything for a faithful reviewer!
Chitoryu: No, I am not a lawyer. But if you need legal advice, just tell me your problem, and send your name, number, picture, credit card…
The lone psychopath: She tried, but I am too clever for her! (Brain: It wasn't Anthrax. It wasn't even from Raven. It was from a kid. Written in crayon.)
2Lazy2Register: Necessary? Hardly. I am quite sane, I assure you! (Brain: Someone assure me!) You spell pretty well for someone with 'spelling issues.' It's good your parents supervise you. Look what happens when they don't. (Brain: He's got a point there-on his head!)
Saint H: Ahhhhhh….Ummmmm…Errrrrrrrr… Besides the fact that I don't understand what the fuck you are talking about…you really are scaring me. Horny Raven? Boner? Whose stories have you been reading? (Brain: Even I am confused.)
A Raven's Shadow: Thank you! You flatter me too much. (Brain: Not!) Just so you know-I do know that her 'real' name is Raven Roth. Author's license. And it's not as if the CN series doesn't play fast and loose with the comic book storyline…
To the rest of you: Where the hell are your reviews?
( I will not use any more page breaks that I make up myself, like this, because of unnamed peoples protestations.)
(Brain: coughgamer17cough..)
Dearest Raven,
Words cannot describe how sorry I am to find out that you truly despise my existance. I thought we had a good thing going. Between your beauty, strength, brains, youth, and my, um, my experience, there is no limit to what we could accomplish together!
Is it perhaps a possibility that the idea that your affection towards me is just a construct to cover your true hatred for me is, in itself, an implanted suggestion? In which case, your positive feelings for me are concealed by feelings of love, which are in turn a subconcious suggestion to hide your feelings of hate, which cover your feelings of genuine affection.
It is rather an odd coincidence that your therapist's name is Doctor Slade, is it not? Have you talked to Robin or Cyborg about that? Have you done any meditating on the subject? Is it possible that 'Doctor' Slade, and Slade Wilson, a.k.a. 'Deathstroke,' the sworn enemy of all mankind, and in particular the Teen Titans, especially Robin, are one and the same person? You remember-the guy that killed turned Terra against you, and killed her, and is always trying to kill you? The guy you thought was dead, but came back on your birthday to mark you as the instrument of the world's destruction, at the request of 'Mr. S.?'
Or is the name just a really extraoridinary coincidence? Funny how that can work!
Look, if you are really intent on killing or maiming me, would you just make up your mind and get it over with in an efficient manner? I tire of tring to figure you out. I have more important things to do, really. I still have to finish a story with you and the green guy. Don't worry-it's a nice story. I am also trying to write a humorous manuscript which will someday be a publishe novel, I hope. It does not concern you, in case you were wondering.
You and your friends are not the only thing that occupies my waking moments, you know. I write fiction about you in an attempt to 'practice' for my real purpose of penning a novel which will make me famous and wealthy. You could come along for the ride…
In any case, I really think you should have a talk with Beastboy about this whole 'Doctor Slade' thing. Starfire wouldn't understand, and would probably blab to Robin. Cyborg would probably blab to Robin. I would probably get my ass kicked. Titans East members? See 'blab to Robin.' Beastboy is just trusting enough to keep it to himself and yet he may be able to help you. If nothing else, he would surely be sympathetic to your plight, and willing to listen. If you don't scare the holy bejeezus out of him.
Relax. Take a deep breath, and talk to BB. I'm sure he will be delighted to spend some quality time with you. Not in your room, though.
Let me know how things work out. I would really still like to get together with you and discuss some story ideas.
If things really work out well, I would love to take you out for an evening of dinner and a movie. But that can wait. Your mental health is most important, seeing how my life, and the whole world's continued existance depends upon it.
Although I don't understand what all those demons want with a barren lifeless Earth anyway? If all the people are turned to stone, who will they torment? Seems like an awfully dull time-an amusement park for demons with no rides…
Cheers!
V.D.
P.S. How are you doing with that morning sickness? …oops…
( HA HA! I lied! Page break insulting to ffdotnet admin.)
(Brain: Please! Just review, and he'll shut up!)