PropS:

Shekron Kaisar: Good idea. (Got another one of those for me?)

schizo and proud: Ha ha ha ha-you always say that... (Brain: Hi Jolia!) Idiot Brain believes in imaginary alter-egos. (Brain: I know just how you feel...)

Lady of Faerie: What the hell does your being Canadian have to do with my 'experience'? (Other than your spelling of 'Fairy...') Yeah, I'm pretty sure I will never write anything 1/2 million pages in length. THAT'S the SFPF? I thought you always looked like that!

T R: (Not my favorite President.) Hey! Don't tell anybody I am a RavEast shipper-I will lose loyal reviewers! (Brain: Like you have any?) Cookie for you!

I Don't Have A Problem: I am not mean to Raven! I am obsessed with her...er-I mean she is my favorite character. Of course I made all that stuff up! Surely no one would admit to being that stupid...unless that makes you hot for me...

2Lazy2Register: Don't try to understand them now-it will just hurt your brain. (Brain: I concur; and yes, you did butcher Psychoanalyzing.) Please continue to R&R other stories (of mine.) You shall be rewarded, I assure you!

I Don't... (again.): Thanks for the reviews! (Brain: Perhaps I will now spare her...) Keep choking...I mean laughing!

TRIGON: Nice! (Brain: I like him!) Well, I hope you're happy now. (Brain: Another killer review! He's jealous of your superior comedic skills.)

Nightlark: Not baiting me, eh? (Brain: You dare tell us to 'shut up'? Nice! A brave one. Yes, readers are generally stupid-like my vessel, 'Vin'.) Thanks, though! (Brain: Say-you're easily amused, aren't you?)

that little voice in your head: (Brain: Duh! I AM 12 plus! Otherwise I would be less than 12.) Be nice to the reviewer, Brain. She said she was properly awed by you. (Brain: He's such a suck-up.) Hee hee! You can't escape the smartass remarks!

Visigoth: Ha ha ha! You should try writing some humor, that was pretty funny... (Brain: Spelling errors?) I hope you were not ridiculing the idea of my writing a novel! (Brain: I especially liked the 'I ate his liver...'! Amusing, for a vessel.)

the lone psychopath: Flaming Dog Poo! Get it right! No (evil) shipper fic here... (Brain: Evil, yes: shipper-fic, no...) Here, have a nice flaming-uh-cookie...

D M: Thank you, Dark! Oh-and thanks for the warning to stay away from Boston! (Brain: As if I would ever be caught dead there anyway...) (Brain's a Yankees fan too, he was born in NYC.)

Raven 92: Sure, I'll shut up-but how you gonna shut down Brain? Robin Bashing? Me? I don't hate Robin at all! He is an interesting character. (Brain: ...to make fun of...) Please read my story 'Solace in Shadows,' if you doubt that I can write nicely about Robbie-Pooh...oops-I mean Robin!

Kali Donovan: Thank you for removing the 'asshole' sticker from my forehead! (Brain: Wuss!) Hee hee-she said 'Rap is Crap that you can't 'C'...'. (Brain: You find it amusing to insult me? Just wait until I find another vessel...) Daa!

Saint H: 'Textual Crack?' (Brain: Leave it alone-this one may be dangerous...) Heh heh-no prob, dude! I'll give you a piece of...OW! Damn wussie Brain!

T L: Huh? What scary images? (Brain: You need to draw him a picture...in crayon...) Here, have a cookie to calm you down.

The following is an abridged article from the Jump City Times:

THE END OF THE WORLD ?

Widespread panic and looting erupted in the Rolling Knolls area of JumpCity. The lawlessness quickly spread to most of the metro area. Police and Fire officials were unavailable for comment.

A spokesperson for the Mayor's office claims that all public safety personnel were involved in trying to contain the eruption of civil disobedience.

First hand accounts have witnesses describing sinister black 'funnel-shaped' clouds, lightning, and a huge demonic apparition. Other reports of people being 'frozen,' or turned to stone remain unsubstantiated at this time.

Rumors abound that the initial source of the disturbance was the result of unproven allegations that Raven, of the Teen Titans, is pregnant. No one was able to cite the source of these allegations, nor was this paper able to reach a member of the Titans for comment.

The whereabouts of Miss Raven are not known.

Meteorologists were unable to explain the causes of the unusual atmospheric phenomena. They speculated that the cause may be 'thermals,' the same powerful updrafts which cause airliners to experience the phenomenon known as 'clear air turbulence.'

The Mayor's office has not yet declared martial law as of the publication deadline, but anonymous sources tell us that the affirmative decision will be forthcoming shortly.

Citizens are advised to conserve fuel and water, stay in their homes, and keep small children away from windows. Also, people are cautioned to disregard the strange behavior of animals, and do not open your door for someone named 'Trigon.'

end of newspaper excerpt

Uhhhh... Sorry, my bad...

(The 'morning-sickness bit was supposed to be a joke. Heh heh-I guess it wasn't too funny...)

Vincent

P.S. Sorry again!

P.P.S. Really, really, sorry!

P.P.P.S. Really!

Review, and I will tell a funny joke!