CHAPTER 2
YM: Ok second chapter. Maggie, disclaimer.
Maggie: I don't wanna.
YM: Evil Kaka of Doom...
Maggie: I don't care!!! I'm evil to, and if you kill me you'll be locked in that Millennium item for forever! And I want to use the controller to play GameCube 'Cause I smashed my controller against the wall because I am so MAD because I'm stuck on Zelda AGAIN!!!!
YM: Do the disclaimer and you can use it for a little while. Just don't break it...
Maggie: Ok we don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, Zelda, or any other showor game for that matter, and if we did we'd be filthy rich and take over Nintendo (which we don't own either) and then we'd be even more rich and take over the WHOLE GAME INDUSTRY, then we'd take over all the TV, anime, books and magazines there are, and then...
YM: OK! That's enough!
Maggie: And then the WHOLE WORLD! MWOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
YM: And I thought I was the evil one...Well lets get to the point of this fic and bring out the people!!!!!
(Yugi, Joey, Tristen, Kaiba, Mokuba, Pegasus, and Marik all poof into the room.)
Maggie: What about the Zelda characters?
YM: I'll put them in later.
In the battleroom
Yugi: Where are we?
Yami: I don't know. (Notices Marik) Ah!
Marik: Ah! Yugi! Kaiba: Yugi! I challenge you to a duel!
Joey: Hey! Wheres my cards?
Outside of room
YM: I don't want to watch duels. I want to watch fighting, so I replaced their decks with tazers.
Maggie: What about the ones who don't have their decks with them?
YM: (Sarcastically) I feel really sorry for them. Wow! A Blue Eyes! This will be perfect in my deck!!!
Maggie: (Sweatdrops)
Back in the room
Joey: All I can find is a weird box thingy.
Kaiba: You idiot that's a tazer!
Joey: Whadus it do?
Kaiba: I'll show you. (Shocks Joey with his tazer)
Joey: Oww! That hurt!
Kaiba: Good.
Tristen: Hey that looks like fun! Let me try. (Takes Joeys tazer and shocks Joey.) That is fun!
Pegasus and Marik: Let me try! (Both shock Joey)
Joey: OWWW! Hey!
Yugi: Hey! We shouldn't fight! And don't hurt Joey!
Kaiba, Pegasus, and Marik start toward Yugi with tazers. Yugi whips out his.
Yugi: (In a shaky voice) Don't come any closer!
(Yugi shocks Kaiba, and Kaiba tries to shock Yugi back but shocks Yami instead, so everyone except Mokuba starts rolling around on the floor, shocking each other.)
Mokuba: (Sweat drops) Big brother! Be careful! Outside of room
YM: HAHAHA!!! Weee! This is fun! But Mokuba needs a tazer to. (Uses Millennium controller to make tazer appear in Mokubas hand. Mokuba jumps in to help his brother.)
Maggie: Your right. This is fun!
YM: Ok now we need some Zelda characters.
Maggie: How about not only Link, Zelda, and Gannondork (Sorry Gannondorf), but some Moblins and a couple sages? And Mido for another bad guy.
Maggie: Note: These people are from Zelda: Ocarina of Time which we (Sniffle) don't own. (Don't we all wish we owned the copyright to some game or something like that? I know I do.) We also don't own Zelda. (Waaaaah!!!)
YM: But Midos a Kokiri, hes not really a bad guy.
Maggie: Yeah he is! Hes so mean to Link and annoying he has to be!
YM: Ok we will.
Maggie: You better do something. I think they're about to kill each other in that room.
YM: OK here goes.
(Poofs Gannondork(f), Link, Zelda, Saria, Ruto, Mido, and a bunch of Moblins into the room.)
Maggie: The room is too small now.
YM: SHUT UP!!!!
(Makes room bigger)
In the room
All Zelda characters: AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
All Yu-Gi-Oh characters: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Room quiets Zelda steps forward then faints, Link tries to draw his sword but only finds a tazer.)
Link: Where did my sword go? WHO TOOK MY SWORD? AND WHAT THE HELL IS THIS??
Navi: Well it seems to be what is called a tazer. It is used for shocking others and...
Link: SHUT UP NAVI!! WHEN DID YOU START BECOMING INTELLIGENT? HAVE YOU BEEN READING THE DICTIONARY AGAIN?
(Navi turns a bright red and starts pulling off Links hat)
Link: Navi STOP! I HAVE BAD HAT HEAD!!!
(Navi "ACCIDENTALLY" pulls out a big clump of Links hair, Link stops, looks around then screams and sinks to the floor, sucking his thumb and rocking back and forth in the fetal position.)
Saria: (Walks over, grabs Links tazer, looks at it a moment, trying to figure out how to work it, then shocks Navi. Navi slowly drops to the floor like a fly, unconscious and still twitching.) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! FINALLY!! YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG I HAVE WANTED TO DO THAT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA... (Keeps laughing maniacally in the background...)
Zelda: (Wakes up looks around to see Link and Navi sprawled on the floor one crying the other unconscious.) What happened here? I had the strangest dream...I dreamt that I saw Yu-Gi-Oh characters here and that we were all in the same room. (Zelda looks around sees the Yu-Gi-Oh characters, screams, then faint again.)
Saria: (Still laughing, looks from Zelda to Link then at Navi, stops laughing, thinks for a moment, then starts rolling around on the floor laughing.)
Kaiba: (walks over to Saria) Shut up you idiotic girl! (Takes out his tazer and starts chasing Saria around the room while Saria is now screaming and running from her horrible fate.)
(After everything calmed down Link woke Zelda up and told her that everything was going to be ok)
Link: (waking Zelda up) Zelda hey wake up.....are you ok?
Zelda: (finally waking up) Link what happened? Oh I forgot is Saria ok?
Saria: Yeah, I am fine.
Yugi: Well I am done with you people so I am going to go to bed. Good Night!
(All Yu-Gi-Oh characters go to one side of the room and sleep and all Zelda characters sleep as well, all but Link, who is determined to get out of the room, so he starts to hit the wall repeatedly with his head, then finally conks out as well.)
Outside of room
YM: Ok now this is really BORING, now FIGHT stupid pathetic life forms.
Maggie: I hope you know you can hurt their feelings saying that.
YM: Well DIPSTICK, they can't even hear me!!! The walls are soundproof! (Mutters) idiot....
Maggie: Ohhhhhh now you hurt MY feelings (Sits down and starts to cry.)
YM: You Chibi... Well I have something SPECIAL planned! But that will have to wait until the NEXT chapter!!! Mwwoohahahahahahahahaha!!!
Maggie: (Still crying)
YM: Until next chapter!!! Remember, Review!!! Or else!
A\N: I wrote this chapter with some help from my friend, Jayne, so I don't even own all this fanfic anymore. (Sobs) Oh well.
YM: Ok second chapter. Maggie, disclaimer.
Maggie: I don't wanna.
YM: Evil Kaka of Doom...
Maggie: I don't care!!! I'm evil to, and if you kill me you'll be locked in that Millennium item for forever! And I want to use the controller to play GameCube 'Cause I smashed my controller against the wall because I am so MAD because I'm stuck on Zelda AGAIN!!!!
YM: Do the disclaimer and you can use it for a little while. Just don't break it...
Maggie: Ok we don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, Zelda, or any other showor game for that matter, and if we did we'd be filthy rich and take over Nintendo (which we don't own either) and then we'd be even more rich and take over the WHOLE GAME INDUSTRY, then we'd take over all the TV, anime, books and magazines there are, and then...
YM: OK! That's enough!
Maggie: And then the WHOLE WORLD! MWOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
YM: And I thought I was the evil one...Well lets get to the point of this fic and bring out the people!!!!!
(Yugi, Joey, Tristen, Kaiba, Mokuba, Pegasus, and Marik all poof into the room.)
Maggie: What about the Zelda characters?
YM: I'll put them in later.
In the battleroom
Yugi: Where are we?
Yami: I don't know. (Notices Marik) Ah!
Marik: Ah! Yugi! Kaiba: Yugi! I challenge you to a duel!
Joey: Hey! Wheres my cards?
Outside of room
YM: I don't want to watch duels. I want to watch fighting, so I replaced their decks with tazers.
Maggie: What about the ones who don't have their decks with them?
YM: (Sarcastically) I feel really sorry for them. Wow! A Blue Eyes! This will be perfect in my deck!!!
Maggie: (Sweatdrops)
Back in the room
Joey: All I can find is a weird box thingy.
Kaiba: You idiot that's a tazer!
Joey: Whadus it do?
Kaiba: I'll show you. (Shocks Joey with his tazer)
Joey: Oww! That hurt!
Kaiba: Good.
Tristen: Hey that looks like fun! Let me try. (Takes Joeys tazer and shocks Joey.) That is fun!
Pegasus and Marik: Let me try! (Both shock Joey)
Joey: OWWW! Hey!
Yugi: Hey! We shouldn't fight! And don't hurt Joey!
Kaiba, Pegasus, and Marik start toward Yugi with tazers. Yugi whips out his.
Yugi: (In a shaky voice) Don't come any closer!
(Yugi shocks Kaiba, and Kaiba tries to shock Yugi back but shocks Yami instead, so everyone except Mokuba starts rolling around on the floor, shocking each other.)
Mokuba: (Sweat drops) Big brother! Be careful! Outside of room
YM: HAHAHA!!! Weee! This is fun! But Mokuba needs a tazer to. (Uses Millennium controller to make tazer appear in Mokubas hand. Mokuba jumps in to help his brother.)
Maggie: Your right. This is fun!
YM: Ok now we need some Zelda characters.
Maggie: How about not only Link, Zelda, and Gannondork (Sorry Gannondorf), but some Moblins and a couple sages? And Mido for another bad guy.
Maggie: Note: These people are from Zelda: Ocarina of Time which we (Sniffle) don't own. (Don't we all wish we owned the copyright to some game or something like that? I know I do.) We also don't own Zelda. (Waaaaah!!!)
YM: But Midos a Kokiri, hes not really a bad guy.
Maggie: Yeah he is! Hes so mean to Link and annoying he has to be!
YM: Ok we will.
Maggie: You better do something. I think they're about to kill each other in that room.
YM: OK here goes.
(Poofs Gannondork(f), Link, Zelda, Saria, Ruto, Mido, and a bunch of Moblins into the room.)
Maggie: The room is too small now.
YM: SHUT UP!!!!
(Makes room bigger)
In the room
All Zelda characters: AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
All Yu-Gi-Oh characters: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Room quiets Zelda steps forward then faints, Link tries to draw his sword but only finds a tazer.)
Link: Where did my sword go? WHO TOOK MY SWORD? AND WHAT THE HELL IS THIS??
Navi: Well it seems to be what is called a tazer. It is used for shocking others and...
Link: SHUT UP NAVI!! WHEN DID YOU START BECOMING INTELLIGENT? HAVE YOU BEEN READING THE DICTIONARY AGAIN?
(Navi turns a bright red and starts pulling off Links hat)
Link: Navi STOP! I HAVE BAD HAT HEAD!!!
(Navi "ACCIDENTALLY" pulls out a big clump of Links hair, Link stops, looks around then screams and sinks to the floor, sucking his thumb and rocking back and forth in the fetal position.)
Saria: (Walks over, grabs Links tazer, looks at it a moment, trying to figure out how to work it, then shocks Navi. Navi slowly drops to the floor like a fly, unconscious and still twitching.) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! FINALLY!! YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG I HAVE WANTED TO DO THAT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA... (Keeps laughing maniacally in the background...)
Zelda: (Wakes up looks around to see Link and Navi sprawled on the floor one crying the other unconscious.) What happened here? I had the strangest dream...I dreamt that I saw Yu-Gi-Oh characters here and that we were all in the same room. (Zelda looks around sees the Yu-Gi-Oh characters, screams, then faint again.)
Saria: (Still laughing, looks from Zelda to Link then at Navi, stops laughing, thinks for a moment, then starts rolling around on the floor laughing.)
Kaiba: (walks over to Saria) Shut up you idiotic girl! (Takes out his tazer and starts chasing Saria around the room while Saria is now screaming and running from her horrible fate.)
(After everything calmed down Link woke Zelda up and told her that everything was going to be ok)
Link: (waking Zelda up) Zelda hey wake up.....are you ok?
Zelda: (finally waking up) Link what happened? Oh I forgot is Saria ok?
Saria: Yeah, I am fine.
Yugi: Well I am done with you people so I am going to go to bed. Good Night!
(All Yu-Gi-Oh characters go to one side of the room and sleep and all Zelda characters sleep as well, all but Link, who is determined to get out of the room, so he starts to hit the wall repeatedly with his head, then finally conks out as well.)
Outside of room
YM: Ok now this is really BORING, now FIGHT stupid pathetic life forms.
Maggie: I hope you know you can hurt their feelings saying that.
YM: Well DIPSTICK, they can't even hear me!!! The walls are soundproof! (Mutters) idiot....
Maggie: Ohhhhhh now you hurt MY feelings (Sits down and starts to cry.)
YM: You Chibi... Well I have something SPECIAL planned! But that will have to wait until the NEXT chapter!!! Mwwoohahahahahahahahaha!!!
Maggie: (Still crying)
YM: Until next chapter!!! Remember, Review!!! Or else!
A\N: I wrote this chapter with some help from my friend, Jayne, so I don't even own all this fanfic anymore. (Sobs) Oh well.