Chapter 3
A/N: This chapter is written only by me!!! Because my friend is not here to help me, so I actually own all of this chapter! Yay!!! Anyway on with the story...
Maggie: So now we have a room full of sleeping Yu-gi-oh and Zelda characters... now what are you gonna do?
Yami Maggie: Sprinkler system.
Maggie: (Stupidly) What?
Yami Maggie: I'm gonna put in a sprinkler system to MAKE them wake up, and then I'll frame Link....
Maggie: Oookaaay... -_-
Inside the Room
(Several small sprinklers appear on the ceiling. A switch also appears next to sleeping Link, who is sucking his thumb in his sleep. The switch is clearly marked "Sprinkler System" In about 15 different languages, including Hylian. Then the sprinklers turn on, gushing out streams of freezing cold water.)
Everyone except Link and Navi: AAAAHHHHH!!!!
Link: (Mumbles in his sleep and rolls over)
Navi: (Floats by still unconscious)
Zelda: What happened?
Kaiba: What idiot turned the sprinkler system on?
Outside Room
Yami Maggie: Ahh! He called me an idiot! You shall suffer!!!
(Lightning comes down and fries Kaiba.)
Yami Maggie: That's better....
Inside Room
Kaiba: AAAAHHHHH!!!! Oooooooooooowwwwwwww!!!!!
Mokuba: Big brother! Are you all right?
Kaiba: @%& #!!!!
Mokuba: (Curiously) I never heard that word!!! What does it mean?
Kaiba: Never mind.....(Curses under his breath)
Yugi: (Innocently) Yami, I've never heard that word either. What does it mean?
Yami, Joey and Tristan: NEVER MIND!!!!
Yugi: Ok (Sniffles)
Zelda: Ok now who turned on the sprinkler system?
(Link snores loudly in his sleep. Everyone turns to look at him (except Navi of course,) and they all notice the switch.)
Everyone: LINK!!!
Link: (Jumps up, jolted awake) Huh?
Zelda: Link! How could you?
Link: What?
Zelda: You turned on the sprinkler system!!!
Link: What sprinkler system? (Notices the sprinklers) Ohh THAT sprinkler system... I didn't turn that on!
Kaiba: Then why is YOUR hand on the switch? Link: I don't know!!! I didn't turn it on!
Everyone: Riiight....
Link: Well I didn't! I was asleep!!!
Gannondorf: You pathetic jerk!!! (Pulls out tazer)
Link: AAAAHHHHH!!! NOOO! (Huddles on floor in fetal position, sucking his thumb)
Mokuba: Seto, how come he's allowed to suck his thumb, and I'm not, and he's older than me?
Kaiba: Because hes a big baby!!!
Link: Am not!!!
Zelda: Yes you are!!!
Link: Yes honey.
Zelda: Say 'I'm a baby'...
Link: No...
Zelda: Link...
Link: NO!!!
Zelda: Do you want me to spank you?
Link: NOOOO!!!
Zelda: Than say it!!!
Link: Ok. 'I'm a baby.'
Zelda: Good little boy...
Ruto: Ok now I like water and all, but isn't this water getting kind of deep?
Tristen: Yeah you noticed that too?
Ruto: Yeah. (Accidently slips) Ahh!
Tristen: (Catches her)
Ruto: Oh you saved me! My hero!!!
(Ruto tries to hug Tristan, but he starts to run away but slips, and she chases him as he slides away. Ruto chases him, while everyone else watches in amusement.)
Gannondorf: Wow this is fun.
Malik: Yeah better than the movies.
Gannondorf: Anyone got any popcorn?
Kaiba: I do. (Pulls a giant bag of popcorn out from his metal briefcase. The bag is about twice the size of the briefcase.)
Mokuba: Yay! Popcorn!
Malik: Cool! Lets sit down and watch the show!
(They all sit down and watch Tristen getting chased. All of a sudden Mido eyes Saria. Saria gives him a weird look. Suddenly he throws himself at her feet and says,)
Mido: Saria, I have something to say. I have liked you for about 50 years (Kokiri don't age, remember?) and since Link is dating Zelda, will you PLEASE go out with me?!?
Saria: Eww no! Your mean and bossy and disgusting and bossy and gross and bossy and did I mention BOSSY?!?
Mido: NOOOO!!! Then if you won't go out with me than I'll make you! (Starts to chase Saria)
Saria: Nooo! You'll have to catch me first!! (Runs away)
Zelda: (To Kaiba) Would you mind sharing some of that popcorn with us?
Kaiba: Not really...
(Everyone sits down to watch Mido chase Saria and Ruto chase Tristen. Navi floats by slowly, still unconscious.)
Outside Room
Yami Maggie: (Eating giant bowl of popcorn) This is funny!!!
Maggie: (Eating another giant bowl of popcorn) Yeah it is! Yami Maggie: You forgot the disclaimer!!!
Maggie: No you did!!!
Yami Maggie: *Cough* Evil Kaka of Doom *cough*
Maggie: Ok Ok yeesh. We don't own any big companys. Not Yu-gi-oh or Zelda or Nintendo or anything or we'd be rich and probably wouldn't be writing this... Well we don't so don't sue. (Course the only valuable thing we own is a GameCube and TV and VCR -_- So its not like you'll get much if you did....
Yami Maggie: Ok now that thats over with....SOMEONE REVIEWED! Oh happy day!!! Well thank you and would more people please review? If you do I'll try to read your stories and review them and try to put your name in my fanfic... So please review! I don't even care if It's a flame or an unsigned review... well C U next chapter (hopefully)!!!
A/N: This chapter is written only by me!!! Because my friend is not here to help me, so I actually own all of this chapter! Yay!!! Anyway on with the story...
Maggie: So now we have a room full of sleeping Yu-gi-oh and Zelda characters... now what are you gonna do?
Yami Maggie: Sprinkler system.
Maggie: (Stupidly) What?
Yami Maggie: I'm gonna put in a sprinkler system to MAKE them wake up, and then I'll frame Link....
Maggie: Oookaaay... -_-
Inside the Room
(Several small sprinklers appear on the ceiling. A switch also appears next to sleeping Link, who is sucking his thumb in his sleep. The switch is clearly marked "Sprinkler System" In about 15 different languages, including Hylian. Then the sprinklers turn on, gushing out streams of freezing cold water.)
Everyone except Link and Navi: AAAAHHHHH!!!!
Link: (Mumbles in his sleep and rolls over)
Navi: (Floats by still unconscious)
Zelda: What happened?
Kaiba: What idiot turned the sprinkler system on?
Outside Room
Yami Maggie: Ahh! He called me an idiot! You shall suffer!!!
(Lightning comes down and fries Kaiba.)
Yami Maggie: That's better....
Inside Room
Kaiba: AAAAHHHHH!!!! Oooooooooooowwwwwwww!!!!!
Mokuba: Big brother! Are you all right?
Kaiba: @%& #!!!!
Mokuba: (Curiously) I never heard that word!!! What does it mean?
Kaiba: Never mind.....(Curses under his breath)
Yugi: (Innocently) Yami, I've never heard that word either. What does it mean?
Yami, Joey and Tristan: NEVER MIND!!!!
Yugi: Ok (Sniffles)
Zelda: Ok now who turned on the sprinkler system?
(Link snores loudly in his sleep. Everyone turns to look at him (except Navi of course,) and they all notice the switch.)
Everyone: LINK!!!
Link: (Jumps up, jolted awake) Huh?
Zelda: Link! How could you?
Link: What?
Zelda: You turned on the sprinkler system!!!
Link: What sprinkler system? (Notices the sprinklers) Ohh THAT sprinkler system... I didn't turn that on!
Kaiba: Then why is YOUR hand on the switch? Link: I don't know!!! I didn't turn it on!
Everyone: Riiight....
Link: Well I didn't! I was asleep!!!
Gannondorf: You pathetic jerk!!! (Pulls out tazer)
Link: AAAAHHHHH!!! NOOO! (Huddles on floor in fetal position, sucking his thumb)
Mokuba: Seto, how come he's allowed to suck his thumb, and I'm not, and he's older than me?
Kaiba: Because hes a big baby!!!
Link: Am not!!!
Zelda: Yes you are!!!
Link: Yes honey.
Zelda: Say 'I'm a baby'...
Link: No...
Zelda: Link...
Link: NO!!!
Zelda: Do you want me to spank you?
Link: NOOOO!!!
Zelda: Than say it!!!
Link: Ok. 'I'm a baby.'
Zelda: Good little boy...
Ruto: Ok now I like water and all, but isn't this water getting kind of deep?
Tristen: Yeah you noticed that too?
Ruto: Yeah. (Accidently slips) Ahh!
Tristen: (Catches her)
Ruto: Oh you saved me! My hero!!!
(Ruto tries to hug Tristan, but he starts to run away but slips, and she chases him as he slides away. Ruto chases him, while everyone else watches in amusement.)
Gannondorf: Wow this is fun.
Malik: Yeah better than the movies.
Gannondorf: Anyone got any popcorn?
Kaiba: I do. (Pulls a giant bag of popcorn out from his metal briefcase. The bag is about twice the size of the briefcase.)
Mokuba: Yay! Popcorn!
Malik: Cool! Lets sit down and watch the show!
(They all sit down and watch Tristen getting chased. All of a sudden Mido eyes Saria. Saria gives him a weird look. Suddenly he throws himself at her feet and says,)
Mido: Saria, I have something to say. I have liked you for about 50 years (Kokiri don't age, remember?) and since Link is dating Zelda, will you PLEASE go out with me?!?
Saria: Eww no! Your mean and bossy and disgusting and bossy and gross and bossy and did I mention BOSSY?!?
Mido: NOOOO!!! Then if you won't go out with me than I'll make you! (Starts to chase Saria)
Saria: Nooo! You'll have to catch me first!! (Runs away)
Zelda: (To Kaiba) Would you mind sharing some of that popcorn with us?
Kaiba: Not really...
(Everyone sits down to watch Mido chase Saria and Ruto chase Tristen. Navi floats by slowly, still unconscious.)
Outside Room
Yami Maggie: (Eating giant bowl of popcorn) This is funny!!!
Maggie: (Eating another giant bowl of popcorn) Yeah it is! Yami Maggie: You forgot the disclaimer!!!
Maggie: No you did!!!
Yami Maggie: *Cough* Evil Kaka of Doom *cough*
Maggie: Ok Ok yeesh. We don't own any big companys. Not Yu-gi-oh or Zelda or Nintendo or anything or we'd be rich and probably wouldn't be writing this... Well we don't so don't sue. (Course the only valuable thing we own is a GameCube and TV and VCR -_- So its not like you'll get much if you did....
Yami Maggie: Ok now that thats over with....SOMEONE REVIEWED! Oh happy day!!! Well thank you and would more people please review? If you do I'll try to read your stories and review them and try to put your name in my fanfic... So please review! I don't even care if It's a flame or an unsigned review... well C U next chapter (hopefully)!!!