Chapter 5
(Yami Maggie is chasing around a large, black block that says Writers on all sides in white.)
Yami Maggie: Die! DIE! (Sobbing) Why won't you die?!?
Maggie: We are trying to kill the authors writers block.
Yami Maggie: (Pulls out giant goron sword from Zelda) Hah! Now you shall be defeated! (Tries to slice the block with the sword, but it bounces off.) Ahh! I think it's indestructible!!!
Maggie: (Throws a pebble at it. It bounces off.)
Yami Maggie: Hah! Was that supposed to do something? (The block then cracks and disintegrates into a small pile of dust.) Ooohhh...
Maggie: HAH!!! Now we can get on with the fic!!!
A/N: Yay! No more writers block!!! So sorry this took so long to write. Writers block, 9th grade and a case of the laziness made me not write. So blame it on school!!!
Maggie: Thank you Jenna aka Kitty and Sapphire Of Serenity for reviewing!!!
Yami Maggie: Now to see whats going on in the room...
Inside Room
Everyone conscious: (Still thinking about what to do next...)
Link: I know! How about we use my head to ram the wall until it breaks! ..... Wait a minute! What am I saying?!?
Zelda: Yes honey that would work.
Link: Nooo! Don't use my head again! That hurty!!!
Zelda: Oh well. Ready everyone?
Everyone: Yeah!!!
(They start ramming Links head against the wall again.)
Link: Owie!
Zelda: Shut up you big baby!!!
They proceed to smack Links head into the side, until he gets knocked unconscious.
Zelda: Uhh, I don't think this is working....
Navi: (Has finally woken up.) Me either.
Saria: AHHHHH!!! The evil fairy has awoken!!!! ATTACK!!! (Shocks Navi AGAIN.)
Navi: (Zzzzzzzzzzt.)
Mido: I have caught you Saria!!!
Saria: NOOOOOO!!! (Uses Sage powers to blast Mido into the wall, where he lays, unconscious.) Yay!
Everyone else: ........
Kaiba: Step awaaay from the crazy person....
Marik: HEY! I'm not crazy!
Kaiba: Well I wasn't talking to you, but now that you mention it...
A moblin walks up to Navi and tries to eat her.
Link: (Wakes up) Hey! Don't eat my fairy! However annoying she is, shes still mine!
Moblin: Ok whatever..
Link walks over and puts Navi in a bottle.
Saria: Wow Link must have one hard head.
Zelda: Yeah but hes still intimidated by me...
Link: Am not!
Zelda: GET OVER HERE NOW LINK!!!
Link: (In a scared voice) Ok Zelda.
Zelda: See? (Link runs over leaving a trail of flames.)
Outside of room
Yami Maggie: Ok now going on an idea given by a reviewer (Jenna aka Kitty) I'm going to fill the room with blue jello!!!
Maggie: Yummy! I want some! (Rings bell) Evil Kaka of Doom! Please bring me some blue jello!
Evil Kaka of Doom: (Nods and goes to get it.)
Yami Maggie: How did you get it to listen to you?!?!
Maggie: Was nice to it! That and "slightly" threatening... (Flashback to Maggie screaming at and threatening the Evil Kaka of Doom.)
Yami Maggie: So that was you screaming? If your supposed to be the nice one, I hate to think of how mean I'm supposed to be!
(A knock is heard on the door)
Yami Maggie: Who is it?
Man 1: We're from the Department of the Mistreatment of Faries and Other Mystical Creatures, otherwise know as the DMFOMC.
Man 2: We have reports of a mistreated fairy by the name of Navi.
Yami Maggie: Ok we'll show you the fairy.
(Poofs Navi infront of the 2 men.)
Navi: (Talks in super speed about random and meaningless topics for a few minutes while the men try to question her.)
Man 1: OK WE GIVE UP!!! MAKE HER GO AWAY!
Maggie: Are we in trouble?
Man 2: NO! Just make her go away!
Yami Maggie: Ok (Poofs her away) Man 1: Ok we must go now. (Mutters) Man I have a headache...
Man 2: Me too.
They then leave.
Maggie: That was weird.
Yami Maggie: I know. Now on with the blue jello! (Uses controller to force Yugi to turn on a switch marked "Blue Jello".)
Inside room
Blue jello starts coming out of the sprinklers as a liquid.
Kaiba: Ok who turned on the sprinklers?
Yugi: I cannot tell a lie! Some weird thing forced me too!
Joey: What did it look like?
Yugi: It was invisible!
Kaiba: Riiiiiigghht....
Yugi: Well it was!!!
Zelda: (Starts to scream) This jello is staining my dress!!!
Saria: But your dress was already blue!!
Zelda: Oh yeah....
Everyone: (Sweatdrops.)
Ganondorf: HAHAHA! The jello is hardening!!!
Zelda: Whats so good about that?
Gannondorf: You and that accursed hero Link will finally die! Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Link: (Innocently) Won't you die too?
Gannondorf: A small price to pay to be rid of you!!!
Mokuba: Yum! This stuff is good!!!
Kaiba: (From across the room) No Mokuba! You'll get a sugar high! Do you remember what happened last time you got a sugar high? I spent thousands of dollars on repairs to my mansion!!!
Mokuba: So?
Kaiba: NOOO stop!
Zelda: No, he should eat it all so we don't have to get stuck in it!!!
Pegasus: Did anyone turn the switch off?
Yugi: (Noticing him for the first time) Pegasus! Your still alive?
Yami Yugi: Yugi! The switch!
Yugi: Oh ok. (Turns it off)
Outside of room
Yami Maggie: Dang, someone remembered the switch.
Maggie: Your right, this is funny!!
Yami Maggie: Oh well. Review people, because if I get at least one review, I'll try to update this fic soon!
Maggie: Any kind of review. And please tell us if anything is wrong or misspelled or anything, cause we'd like to know.
Yami Maggie: Until next time!
Maggie: We don't own anything exept my GameCube, the Zelda game, my deck, the 2 men from the DMFOMC, and the little white men who came to drag them away in a little white truck in white jackets to a happy place....
Yami Maggie: C U later! (Or else!)
(Yami Maggie is chasing around a large, black block that says Writers on all sides in white.)
Yami Maggie: Die! DIE! (Sobbing) Why won't you die?!?
Maggie: We are trying to kill the authors writers block.
Yami Maggie: (Pulls out giant goron sword from Zelda) Hah! Now you shall be defeated! (Tries to slice the block with the sword, but it bounces off.) Ahh! I think it's indestructible!!!
Maggie: (Throws a pebble at it. It bounces off.)
Yami Maggie: Hah! Was that supposed to do something? (The block then cracks and disintegrates into a small pile of dust.) Ooohhh...
Maggie: HAH!!! Now we can get on with the fic!!!
A/N: Yay! No more writers block!!! So sorry this took so long to write. Writers block, 9th grade and a case of the laziness made me not write. So blame it on school!!!
Maggie: Thank you Jenna aka Kitty and Sapphire Of Serenity for reviewing!!!
Yami Maggie: Now to see whats going on in the room...
Inside Room
Everyone conscious: (Still thinking about what to do next...)
Link: I know! How about we use my head to ram the wall until it breaks! ..... Wait a minute! What am I saying?!?
Zelda: Yes honey that would work.
Link: Nooo! Don't use my head again! That hurty!!!
Zelda: Oh well. Ready everyone?
Everyone: Yeah!!!
(They start ramming Links head against the wall again.)
Link: Owie!
Zelda: Shut up you big baby!!!
They proceed to smack Links head into the side, until he gets knocked unconscious.
Zelda: Uhh, I don't think this is working....
Navi: (Has finally woken up.) Me either.
Saria: AHHHHH!!! The evil fairy has awoken!!!! ATTACK!!! (Shocks Navi AGAIN.)
Navi: (Zzzzzzzzzzt.)
Mido: I have caught you Saria!!!
Saria: NOOOOOO!!! (Uses Sage powers to blast Mido into the wall, where he lays, unconscious.) Yay!
Everyone else: ........
Kaiba: Step awaaay from the crazy person....
Marik: HEY! I'm not crazy!
Kaiba: Well I wasn't talking to you, but now that you mention it...
A moblin walks up to Navi and tries to eat her.
Link: (Wakes up) Hey! Don't eat my fairy! However annoying she is, shes still mine!
Moblin: Ok whatever..
Link walks over and puts Navi in a bottle.
Saria: Wow Link must have one hard head.
Zelda: Yeah but hes still intimidated by me...
Link: Am not!
Zelda: GET OVER HERE NOW LINK!!!
Link: (In a scared voice) Ok Zelda.
Zelda: See? (Link runs over leaving a trail of flames.)
Outside of room
Yami Maggie: Ok now going on an idea given by a reviewer (Jenna aka Kitty) I'm going to fill the room with blue jello!!!
Maggie: Yummy! I want some! (Rings bell) Evil Kaka of Doom! Please bring me some blue jello!
Evil Kaka of Doom: (Nods and goes to get it.)
Yami Maggie: How did you get it to listen to you?!?!
Maggie: Was nice to it! That and "slightly" threatening... (Flashback to Maggie screaming at and threatening the Evil Kaka of Doom.)
Yami Maggie: So that was you screaming? If your supposed to be the nice one, I hate to think of how mean I'm supposed to be!
(A knock is heard on the door)
Yami Maggie: Who is it?
Man 1: We're from the Department of the Mistreatment of Faries and Other Mystical Creatures, otherwise know as the DMFOMC.
Man 2: We have reports of a mistreated fairy by the name of Navi.
Yami Maggie: Ok we'll show you the fairy.
(Poofs Navi infront of the 2 men.)
Navi: (Talks in super speed about random and meaningless topics for a few minutes while the men try to question her.)
Man 1: OK WE GIVE UP!!! MAKE HER GO AWAY!
Maggie: Are we in trouble?
Man 2: NO! Just make her go away!
Yami Maggie: Ok (Poofs her away) Man 1: Ok we must go now. (Mutters) Man I have a headache...
Man 2: Me too.
They then leave.
Maggie: That was weird.
Yami Maggie: I know. Now on with the blue jello! (Uses controller to force Yugi to turn on a switch marked "Blue Jello".)
Inside room
Blue jello starts coming out of the sprinklers as a liquid.
Kaiba: Ok who turned on the sprinklers?
Yugi: I cannot tell a lie! Some weird thing forced me too!
Joey: What did it look like?
Yugi: It was invisible!
Kaiba: Riiiiiigghht....
Yugi: Well it was!!!
Zelda: (Starts to scream) This jello is staining my dress!!!
Saria: But your dress was already blue!!
Zelda: Oh yeah....
Everyone: (Sweatdrops.)
Ganondorf: HAHAHA! The jello is hardening!!!
Zelda: Whats so good about that?
Gannondorf: You and that accursed hero Link will finally die! Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Link: (Innocently) Won't you die too?
Gannondorf: A small price to pay to be rid of you!!!
Mokuba: Yum! This stuff is good!!!
Kaiba: (From across the room) No Mokuba! You'll get a sugar high! Do you remember what happened last time you got a sugar high? I spent thousands of dollars on repairs to my mansion!!!
Mokuba: So?
Kaiba: NOOO stop!
Zelda: No, he should eat it all so we don't have to get stuck in it!!!
Pegasus: Did anyone turn the switch off?
Yugi: (Noticing him for the first time) Pegasus! Your still alive?
Yami Yugi: Yugi! The switch!
Yugi: Oh ok. (Turns it off)
Outside of room
Yami Maggie: Dang, someone remembered the switch.
Maggie: Your right, this is funny!!
Yami Maggie: Oh well. Review people, because if I get at least one review, I'll try to update this fic soon!
Maggie: Any kind of review. And please tell us if anything is wrong or misspelled or anything, cause we'd like to know.
Yami Maggie: Until next time!
Maggie: We don't own anything exept my GameCube, the Zelda game, my deck, the 2 men from the DMFOMC, and the little white men who came to drag them away in a little white truck in white jackets to a happy place....
Yami Maggie: C U later! (Or else!)