Chapter 6

Blaster: Where the heck are we anyway? Did we get lost or something

Shawn: I told you to take that right at the pancake house. But no...we just had to stop here at this castle and finish these guys off -rolls eyes-

Blaster: Well, we do owe them a favor and I guess its time we settle with what they left

Shawn: So who's going to do the disclaimer? I better not be doing it because I have no clue of what to do to begin with

Blaster: -prepares to unsheathe his sword- You better do it or I will chop a couple body parts off

Shawn: -sweatdrop- ok, ok...We do not own any Yu-Gi-Oh characters whatsoever as well as the Zelda characters. Although it would be awesome to own the Zelda characters. We also do not own this fanfic as we are finishing it for a friend of ours

Blaster: One that I might add can scream very loud -rapidly hits his ear to get all the yelling notes out of it- Ok, lets settle into our new home

Shawn: Shouldn't we check on the people in the big room? I mean, that's what we were summoned for

-looks over and sees that they are all sleeping for the time being-

Blaster: Silence, mortal. I came to relax, chill and practice my sword techniques -swings sword around and accidentally releases the Evil Kaka of Doom-

Shawn: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! What the heck is that thing -runs from the Evil Kaka of Doom who chases him around the room and grabs his head, slamming him against the ground-

Blaster: -sighs- Must I do everything? -runs toward the Kaka, unsheathes his blade, pulling it out and slashing in an x-formation, knocking out the evil bird. Then puts his blade away-

Shawn: Thanks, I thought I was a goner...-looking at the knocked out bird- What should we do with him

Blaster (a second later): I've already thought of that

-Blaster has the giant bird already on a giant frying pan, cooking it-

Shawn: YOU CAN'T DO THAT! -pulls out a tazer to fire at Blaster-

Blaster: Why not and where did you get that taser? -starts to unsheathe his sword while continuing to fry the bird-

Shawn: What if they DO come back and they find that we killed their bird? -fires the taser at Blaster- And I found this.

Blaster: -dodges the taser fire and sheaths his sword- I am going to eat with, or without you...-starts to sit down and eat the bird with huge talking silverware-

Talking Fork: Use me first to help you cut the bird

Talking Knife: No, I am for cutting. You should use me first

Blaster: -smacks them together telling them to shut up and sticks them into the bird- I am going to eat this bird in one bite

Shawn: You can't eat the Evil Kaka of Doom in one bite...besides, what will I eat?

Blaster: Don't care -pulls out a compression ray gun and fires it at the bird, shrinking it and then stuffs into mouth, swallowing it whole-

Shawn: -dumbfounded and shocked expression-

Blaster: Ha! And I didn't even choke either

Talking Fork: Amazing, he did it without even a glass of water

Talking Knife: Shhhh, or he'll beat us up again

Blaster: I got the perfect place for you guys

-pulls out a dark controller full of complex buttons and gadgets. Blaster pushes one of the buttons zapping them out of the room-

Shawn: Where did you send them?

Blaster: None of your business, now get me a soda.

Shawn: NEVER!

Blaster: Oh really? Would you like to experience where they went -evil grin-

Shawn: -thinking carefully and hard- Hmmmm...Nah...I'd rather live a couple of days more...-runs in a mad dash to get his soda-

Blaster: I think that almost wraps up this chapter of the fanfic for now at least

Shawn: -runs back in a mad dash and smacks him with a baseball bat, grabbing the controller and dropping a diet cola in his lap-

Blaster(after getting smacked): You did not just do that...tell me you did not do what I just thought you did

Shawn(while playing with the controller): What did I do? -grabs his bat and prepares to defend himself-

Blaster(pissed): -points the soda at me, opens it up and fizzes at my face- That's what you did, you shook my soda up!

Shawn(yelling): You told me to go get you a soda and you threatened me -makes twizzlers pop out of nowhere and starts eating them-

Blaster: Where did you get those twizzlers? -grabs some but the box is pulled away from him-

Shawn: I use the controller and I made them appear so technically they are mine -gives him a snarl-

Blaster: Well I'm tired, we'll check on the "losers" tomorrow...-starts to walk away slowly-

Shawn: They are victims, not losers and we will check on them now! -starts to walk his way-

Blaster: -jumps at him and ties him up with rope, stealing the controller and the twizzlers, also steals his wallet-

Blaster: looks like we will have to continue next issue anyway. -goes to open the wallet and finds nothing in it- Hey you had nothing in here

Shawn: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz-still tied up-

Blaster: -sweatdrop- He fell asleep...guess might as well close up -goes to close a box up- I will write more if a couple people review and as I said before, I am finishing this for my friend. Blaster is my alter ego and Shawn is just some crazy otaku that I have no relation to. We will continue the "actual" Battle Room next chapter. Sorry for the delay...