DISLAIMER I DONT OWN NOTHIN'
One day Ash and Pikachu were walking down the street. Ash saw a store. Pikachu saw a store. Ash and Pikachu saw a store.
Ash decided that he wanted to get some stuff for his athlete's foot because he walks around an awful lot, so he went in.
He went to aisle number 12: the ath-uh-lete's foot aisle. He picked out some stuff that said "long lasting protection from the anger of ACTION!" As soon as Ash read the label, he got pumped UP! He showed the junk to Pikachu and Pika ate it. Pikachu ate that foot powder. He picked it up in broad daylight and ate it. He ate it all over the place.
"DANG YOU, P-KUH-CHUGHE!" Ash yelled in an assortment of his past voices and did a stupid attack on the yeller 'n. Pika dodged Ash's whine ability and countered with annoying bolt. Ash fell back into a cardboard stand up of Chris Farley and started dancing like him. Chris Farley came alive and him and Ash started getting their jiggy on.
Pikachu zapped Farley dead. Farley disapeared only to be reincarnated as a ceiling tile. The entire inhabitants of Guam walked into the store and threw a wide assortment of roasted nuts at the light bulbs. Pika got mad and yelled
"Pika! Chu-pika piiii! Pikachu! Chukapi! CHU! KA! PI!" Then Chris Farley yelled from up on high, "You must bring back the cup of thirst my son!"
Ash looked up. "What the heck are you talking about? You're a ceiling tile. Shut up!"
"Oh, my bad. Continue."
So everybody participated in a battle of epic proportions until someone mentioned a cat lying on a sofa next tuesday. Yeah, I don't know what they're talking about either.
So the Guamians left the store and went back to their strange and mysterious world, and left Ash and Pikachu in the dark void of Ath-uh-lete's foot corner. Ash and Pi looked at eachother and died. The end.
fin.