Authors Note:Sit back and enjoy the chapter. I'll try to update as soon as I can, and I'll go faster if I have reviews! lol Stifling myself now! PS: Some of my and spelling may be wrong, but i did it on purpose to make it seem like a real ep ya know? exaple: lil goil means little girl well i think ya get the picture. And if your a big fan of the showI think ya understand!

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Part two

We're Having a Baby My Baby and Me

It was later on that same day, Edith was making dinner while happily singing to herself, 'Whistle While You Work'. Meanwhile in the living room Archie had just come through the front door to the welcoming of his wife singing away. "Don't let it bother you, forget your troubles, Try to be just like a cheerful chick-a-dee and whistle while you work, dat dat dat dat dat!" she sang. "Ah, jeeze." Archie groaned.

"Hey Edith, after you say 'whistle why you work' you're suppose to whistle. That way my ears get a break from your singing, then when yous start the singing again my ear get a break from your whistling." Archie called to Edith who was still in the kitchen.

But as soon as she heard Archie's voice she ran out and greeted him, "Oh Arrrchie, you're home!"

"No Edith this is just one of those morboarges."

Edith laughed alittle as she wrapped her arms around his neck and kissed him

"How was your day?" she asked pulling away a bit but staying in the embrace.

"Lousy Edith, lousy."

"Oh, well I know something that'll cheer ya up!"

"Oh yeah? What?" Archie asked with some interest

"Oh I can't say." Edith told him remembering

"Then why'd you mention it?" Archie asked a bit upset.

"Cause it's asecret and I can't say." she explained letting go of Archie.

"Jeeze, well Edith do me a favor andremind me never to tell yous something that ya can't tell anyone else." He stated as he took a seat over in his chair, as Edith left into the kitchen.

"Hey Edith, dinner almost ready? There's a fight I wanna see on TV later on tonight."

"Oh yeah, it's ready." Edith said reappearing with a can of beer in her hands, "We're just waiting on Mike and Gloria." she explained as she placed Archie's beer on the table that was in between the two chairs and then took a seat herself.

"Why are they bringing the food?" Archie asked, "Cause if they are then you might wanna have a back up, incase the meathead eats it all beforethey get here."

"Oh no." Edith told him not noticing the sarcasm in his voice, "They're coming over to have dinner here with us."

Archie groaned a little, "Well I hope you made enough for the nine of us."

Edith began to get confused, "Archie there aint nine of us."

"No, but that meathead son-in-law of yours eats for five!"

"Oh Archie." Edith said getting up from her chair, while shaking her head, going back to the kitchen.

"Wait a minute wait a minute." Archie said getting out of his chair and walking over to where Edith had stopped, "You said we're waiting for Gloria and the meathead, ya never said anything about our little grandson Joey. Isn't he coming with 'em?"

"No…."

"Why, he working the graveyard shift?" Archie asked sarcastically.

"No, he aint coming with then cause he's already here!" Edith said smiling, "He's already here, well where is he?"

"He's upstairs sleeping," Edith explained as she went into the kitchen.

"Ah to hell with sleeping." Archie said as he began to walk over to the stairs, but stopped when he heard Edith.

"Archie, don't you go up there." Edith said sticking her head out from the kitchen.

"Edith, I'm hurt you'd think I'd do that." Archie began, "Why did you think that?"

"Cause I know you." she said before disappearing into the kitchen once more, "Ya can go wake him when we start sitting down!" she called from the kitchen.

"Ahhh..." he groaned blowing her off with a movement of his hand. Archie began to go up the stairs when the front door burst open stopping him in his tracks. "Hey everybody." Mike greeted as he and Gloria walked in. "Don't you know how to knock?" Archie asked upset.

"We're sorry daddy, where's ma?" Gloria asked right away.

"Well gee hello to you too." Archie said sarcastically.

"Oh I'm sorry. Hi daddy." Gloria said kissing him on the cheek, "Where's ma?"

"She's off in Spain, where do you think she's is?" Archie asked in the same tone, "She's in the kitchen there."

And with that Gloria left to the kitchen. Archie walked back into the sitting area to find Michael sitting in his chair. Archie just looked at him, feeling eyes upon him Mike looked up and met Archie's gaze, "Outta the chair." They said at the same time as Mike got out of the chair and onto the couch.

Over in the kitchen Gloria was helping Edith get everything together, "Did ya tell Mike?" Edith asked.

"No not yet." Gloria started, "I figured I'd tell him right before we eat, with you and daddy there."

"Oh that's a good idea," Edith said smiling, "I think." her smile dropping a bit.

"But ma, when I tell the guys, you gotta act surprised." Gloria said and as soon as she finished, Edith showed a face of surprise, Gloria looked at her mother, "That's great ma, but not yet."

"Oh right." Edith said right before she headed out the door of the kitchen with plates of food in her hands, "Come and get it!" she called as she placed the food on the table and Gloria did the same. Soon Mike was sitting at the table. "Where's Archie?" Edith asked noticing her husband wasn't in the room.

"Oh, he said he was going to the bathroom, but I haven't heard a toilet flush so I think he went to go wake Joey."

As if on cue Archie came down the stairs along with little Joey holding his hand, "Alright here we are." Archie said as they walked to the table.

"Ok, Joey come over her and sit between me and Grandma." Gloria told her son as she helped him to his seat.

Archie and Edith were busy watching Gloria with Joey, while smiling, but when they looked away they saw Mike already serving himself. Edith just continued to smiled while Archie frowned at him. "Um, before we start eating I'd like to say something." Gloria said standing up.

"Well little goil, I think it's a little late for that." Archie stated pointing at Mike. "Hey I'm just serving myself, I'm not eating yet Arch." Mike defended himself which just caused Archie to do a raspberry.

"Ma, Daddy, Michael." Gloria started as everyone looked at her, "I'm gonna have a baby." she said smiling

"Oh Gloria! That's terrific! And what new news!" Edith exclaimed not sounding very convincing which earned her a stare from Archie.

"Yeah congratulations little goil." Archie said happily turning his attention from his wife to his daughter, "You too Meathead." Archie added. "Uh thanks Arch." Mike began sounding shocked. "Well what's the matter with you there!" Archie asked a bit loudly.

"Nothing, nothing."

Archie thought about what could be wrong but he couldn't figure it out, so he looked over at Edith to try and get some help. As soon as he looked at her though and she caught his gaze she quickly looked down at her food as she began to eat. Archie began thinking again and then figured it out, "Wait a minute, didn't you have one of those vasecreums?" Archie asked saying the last word quietly.

" Um actually… I'd like to talk to Gloria alone." Michael started, "Ma can you and Archie take Joey upstairs?"

"Oh sure Mike." Edith said as she started to get up from her seat but Archie stopped her, "Hold it a minute, this is our house," Archie told Mike while pointing at Edith and himself, "If you wanna go talk to your wife privately then you go over to your own house."

"Come on Archie, let's go. This aint none of our business." Edith told him as she got out of her seat and picked up Joey.

"What do you mean it aint none of our business, she's our daughter aint she?"

"Please Archie, for me and Joey?" Edith asked and at that moment Joey began to pout, "Pwease Granpa." Joey said not really knowing what was going on.

Archie sighed, "Alright come on, come on." he said getting up from his seat and following Edith upstairs.

Once they were upstairs Edith put Joey on his feet, and led him into Gloria's old room and was about to follow him in when she noticed Archie was standing near the wall that was by the stairs.

"Archie, what are you doing?"

"Oh, nothing just checking to see if we had any wha a ya calltermites." he explained coolly, "Nope none there…"

"Archie yous was eavesdropping weren't you?" Edith asked but before Archie could answer she continued, "Archie ya shouldn't be doing that."

"Don't worry Edith, I'll tell ya what happened and wha was said when it's over." Archie told her but Edith just shook her head as she put her hand by her mouth.

To Be Continued