Author's Note: Now, this is my slash/m-preg spoof. Offended? Sorry, but I don't care. If someone's going to take this parody seriously and flame me, go ahead. I'll get a great laugh out of it. This is also a short chapter, but my last one was really long, so let that console you.

I'd respond to each reviewer, but there were a lot and I don't have the time right know. Thanks so much, though and I'm sorry that it took me so long to update. If it means anything, I've only been home for about 2 weeks this entire summer. Yeah, busy bee.

"Alright, everyone," Kagome said one morning in her usual, chipper, overly-happy, preppy sort of way. "I finally managed to get my health book and now I can show it to you all and explain the anatomy!"

Everyone collectively blinked and Sango tentatively raised her hand. "Uh, Kagome... Why are you doing this?"

She sighed, looking at the others that she had ordered to sit behind rocks that conveniently resembled desks as she paced up and down infront of them. How many times had she had to explain this already? Really, it was border lining ridiculous. And was it just her or had InuYasha and Miroku been sending each other glances for a while. Glances that were either, "God, this chick's mental" or "Marry me, my love."

Strange how often the two coincided.

"Because people in this era still think that putting leeches on someone will suck away the bad blood," she said in a "duh" sort of tone.

"... And it's won't?"

"Hey wait a minute!" Miroku interrupted, taking a break from making gaa-gaa eyes at InuYasha. "That doesn't happen until the Middle Ages. We're still at the time when we think that demons exi- Oh, wait. They do."

He chuckled to himself, amused with his own obliviousness while Kagome looked at him curiously.

"Miroku... How do you know about the Middle Ages which is happening about now all the way in Europe?"

"I read."

She nodded, before realizing that magazines and newspapers hadn't been invented yet. "What?"

"Your school books."

Well that made considerable more sense.

"Alright," Kagome said, opening the book. "Now, this is called the uterus. It's found only in females and is where the fetus grows."

"What's a fetus, Kagome?" Shippou asked, not really curious, but trying to let everyone know that he was indeed there.

"It's an unborn baby."

Miroku suddenly raised his hand.

"Yes, Miroku?"

"I think that something's wrong with your book, Kagome."

She shook her head. "No, it's definitely not."

"Well, I hate to tell you this, Kagome, but the uterus can't only be in the female's body."

She and Sango exchanged curious glances. Miroku sighed at their naivety and rubbed his temple, probably asking Buddha why he had to explain everything.

"It clearly can be found in a male's body as well."

"No, Miroku, it really can't," Kagome began, oblivious to the look of horror that was slowly drifting across Sango and Shippou's faces. Yet again, Shippou wasn't really horrified; he was merely trying to remind everyone that he was, in fact, present. Actually, Kirara needed to do that too.

SUDDENLY! Kirara transformed and began running around, roaring and growling at everything that moved, even leaves that were being blown around on trees. She began foaming at the mouth and trying to gnaw one of her tails off before becoming bored with the entire display and shrinking back into CHIBI!Kirara.

Needless to say, no one was paying any attention to her except for Shippou who, again to remind people that he was in the scene, sat next to her and began patting her with a sad, "I know your pain" sort of smile.

"Well," said Miroku loudly, pausing to make sure that people were looking at him and not wondering what Kirara had been doing. "I believe that it is time that I explained this to you. InuYasha?"

The hanyou blinked, having had zoned out long ago. In fact, there was even a little drool hanging off his chin.

"Oh, right!" he said finally, wiping his chin clean and standing at attention. "Sir, no sir."

Miroku looked slightly confused.

"... Sir, yes sir!"

Realizing that he was the only one around with half a brain - gee, what gave him that hint? - the monk sighed and said with the subtly of an axe that lost its metal axe-part, "I'm pregnant with InuYasha's love child."

Everyone stared at him.

"What?"

"That's impossible!"

"What are you talking about?"

"InuYasha.." he asked skeptically. "Why are you so surprised?"

The-one-in-red thought about it for a while. He thought... and thought... and finally shrugged.

Kagome cleared her throat, a bit unsure of where to begin. "Uh... Miroku... Men don't have uteruses... How can you be pregnant?"

Sagely, Miroku said, "I believe the plural is uteri."

"The plural doesn't matter!" Sango blurted out. "How can you be pregnant?"

Miroku, to their surprise, began to laugh. And laugh. And laugh. "You silly gooses! You silly bagels! When the Wind Tunnel was put in my hand, I was also given a uterus!"

Having been called a silly bagel two chapters in a row, Sango was rather close to her wit's end. In fact, she was standing right next to a sign that said, "Sango's wit's end" and, with each millisecond that past, it was slowly being pushed closer and closer to her by Shippou who still had no idea how to remind people that he was still there. He would have been pushing faster, but it was very heavy and he was small and weak and little and young and innocent and slowly being corrupted by the sexual tension crackling in the air.

As her wit's end approached (slowly, but steadily), Sango could only wait and hope that people didn't lose interest in the conversation. Unfortunately, they began to lose interest which was evitable by Kagome returning to her book, Miroku sighing at his stomach's direction and InuYasha discovering a strange invention called "doggie treats."

"DAMMIT!" Sango screamed, picking up her wit's end and standing on it at the same time. Harder than it sounds, believe me. "There, I'm at my wit's end and now I can have a long, lengthy monologue!"

Everyone looked up at her, like she was the preacher on the soapbox. Which she was, actually.

"I gave you the best years of my live, you ungrateful dog! I protected you, looked out for you, endured your constant ass-gropings and this is how you repay me? By having another man's child? For the love of all that is pure and innocent, you'd better be pulling some sort of very very very very very early April Fool's joke. If not, you'd better start running because I WILL DESTROY YOU!"

InuYasha began whimpering in terror. "I'm sorry, Sango! I'm sorry that I did this to you, but I- wait, I'm not carrying another man's child."

"I obviously meant Miroku, dipshit!" she snarled, using extra exclamation marks to show her anger at the given situation.

"Then why did you call him a dog?" InuYasha inquired heatedly, using extra question marks to show his confusion.

"Because he's being a slime ball," Kagome clarified with a nod.

At this point in time, Miroku started running because he knew that Sango would kill him because he was not doing some sort of "April Fool's" joke like she had been hoping. Quite honestly, he had no idea who April Fools was, much less what her joke would be.

"RUN!" Sango screamed, foaming at the mouth in her anger and lunging for him only to be held back by Kagome, Shippou and Kirara who was hanging on to the back of her kimono. Needless to say, InuYasha had run off to comfort his emotional love in a time of distress and to hope that he wasn't going to go into very premature labor. "RUN LIKE THE SPINELESS COWARDLY PIECE OF GRASS THAT YOU ARE!"

If people weren't sure that she truly was angry, they only had to look at her exclamation point and caps lock rage.

"Sango, no, don't," Kagome said, using dialogue worthy of a new Star Wars movie. "He's not worth it. He's a jerk. He sucks. You're too awesome for him."

This was all it took to make Sango feel better. Hey, it worked for Lucas and all his fans, why wouldn't it work for her?

She sniffled. "You're right. I'll just go get a hotter boyfriend, get a make over and make him realize what he lost."

"Or," Kagome said, wiggling her eyebrows in a suggestive way that no one would have ever thought Kagome was capable of. "You could get a couple hot girlfriends and make him want to join in an orgy."

Sango blinked, confused and wondering if Kagome was suggesting something. "What do you-"

She was cut off by Kagome suddenly bringing her face much to close and -

Sango woke up screaming, her eyes wide and screams that could have instantly killed Naraku ripping themselves painfully out from her throat.

"AAAHH! AAAAAHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!12342352!#$!"

Haha, you readers thought I forgot about exclamation mark mistakes. Suckers.

"Sango!" Miroku cried, running to her side. "What's wrong?"

She was, at the moment, so freaked out that she could barely talk, yo. All she could do was make a weird stammering, gurgling, choking on spit sound, but Miroku, apparently was able to understand her.

"Oh, Sango, how could I be pregnant with InuYasha's child? I don't have a uterus," he explained in a soothing voice that instantly washed away all of Sango's fears.

"Thank Kami," she said, using a half-Japanese sentence to prove that they were, indeed, in Feudal Japan. "Because it was the scariest-"

"Obviously InuYasha is pregnant with my child as he is a hanyou and, therefore, has a uterus."

Sango fainted dead away.

Kagome, who had just been passionately making out with InuYasha and about to get busy if you know what I mean - if you don't, look up the phrase on urban dictionary - and had stripped him of his haori only to find a very strange stomach bump, decided to listen to what Miroku had said earlier and decided to also faint dead away.

"Gee, what's wrong with them?" Shippou asked. He hesitated a moment and then also decided to faint dead away because, hey, all the cool kids were doing it.

InuYasha and Miroku blinked at each other, before seductively fluttering their almost non-existent eyelashes.

"Well, now that we're alone-ish..."

"That was slightly scarring..."

"I know! Everyone kept ignoring me! How crazy is that?"

"Shippou, he meant the whole "being in love with InuYasha" thing."

"No, I meant ... Haha, just kidding, Sango. Sango?"

"I think she fainted again, Miroku."