A "Random Final Fantasy 7 Yaoi Pairing Generator" crackfic. Rufus and Sephiroth have a chat. Back into past tense, but now it feels wrong. Le sigh.
Elevator
Rufus ShinRa frowned as the elevator slowed down. He wanted to retreat into his office and pretend to be productive so he could lick his wounds undisturbed. The elevator, heedless, stopped on the 61st floor to admit a familiar and intimidating figure.
"Rufus," Sephiroth greeted, nodding slightly.
Rufus nodded back, jaw clenched. It would be so easy, he thought, to tell the General exactly what his pet Soldier had done. It would be humiliating, to admit to how he had been defiled, but it might assuage his ego if Zack were convicted of rape. Never mind that he had enjoyed it once he got over the fear that he had drastically miscalculated what Zack's reaction would be. Alternatively, he could outline an abbreviated version of events, one that would result in a private reprimand and perhaps a demotion. He could also keep his mouth shut, but his self control was being worn away by the itch of the scab catching on his collar and the tingle of bruised skin under his cuffs.
"Sephiroth," he began, "Are you aware that Zack..."
"Rufus," the General cut in, "Be grateful that you are still alive."
The elevator stopped again on the 67th floor, Hojo's lab. Before Rufus could collect his thoughts, Sephiroth had rounded the corner. The door slid shut.