Wow, finally getting some more cheese online…it's been written for a while but someone finally convinced me to type it up…well here it goes! (and btw I do know the spell that I have them use is Japanese, but I have a fondness for the language at the moment and u really don't want to know why)

Disclaimer: no I don't own anything to do with Harry Potter, that's Rowling's thing. And I don't own Edward Scissorhands or Pirates of the Carribbean, or Johnny Depp (darn my luck there), nor Lord of the Rings.

Chapter 14

Nothing too exciting happened at dinner that night or at breakfast the next morning. As it was Sunday, everyone decided to go to Hogsmeade again, at Hermione's suggestion. On the way there, Jill realized what was going on. She pulled back the others and let Harry, Hermione, and Ron get a little ahead, for some reason actually trusting that Silk would get them there if they got separated. "You guys DO know where we're going, don't you?" she said as Andy looked anxiously ahead, not wanting to get too far away from Hermione.

"No," said Katie promptly.

"Of course YOU don't," Andy snapped. He was getting testier with the growing distance.

"André, do YOU know where we're going?" asked Andrée.

"Well, Andrée," André replied, "not actually. How am I supposed to? I don't read the books, and there's only 3 movies."

"Even if all the movies WERE made, it wouldn't do you any good." Adrienne scowled. "They'd probably make it Dumbledore's idea or something."

"Well," said Silk-a-Silk, "just make sure none of you do anything too stupid."

"Like what?" asked André.

"Don't say what's going to happen, don't laugh when they name it the D.A., and DON'T laugh when Marrietta Edgecomb signs her name to Hermione's list." She ignored André and glared at Andrée as if it was HER who had asked that stupid question.

When they finally got there, Adrienne actually managed not to do anything as stupid as what Stephanie had mentioned. Andy and Katie, however, who had no idea of the importance of these actions, laughed at both of the things they weren't supposed to. Adrienne couldn't stop herself from glaring evilly at Marietta and Cho the whole time, but so was Jill, and you could tell even the great Silk-a-Silk was having problems holding it in.

"Ok," said Harry, as they headed back towards the castle. "I'm glad that's over with."

No sooner had the words left his mouth than the cheese appeared, bowling out of the Forbidden Forest. Andy quickly grabbed Katie before she ran straight at it.

Hermione screamed. "What is tat thing?" asked Ron, horrified.

"The cheese, of course," said Andy. Adrienne's thoughts were jumbled: Why did it have to come NOW? We've barely been here! Nothing all that Earth-shattering has happened yet. Jill hasn't at least maimed Umbridge yet! (Though dying is a better "reward" for her.) Why me? I haven't even met Sexy Beast, I mean Sirius Black. (Though the movie didn't do him justice. They could have at least used Viggo Mortensen. He's not completely ugly, not like the guy who they did use. Of course, they COULD have used Johnny Depp. I mean, he fits the description close enough, is about the right age, and is SO hott. Maybe even TOO hott for the part. But they could tone down his looks. They did it in Edward Scissorhands. Pity it wasn't a Pirates of the Caribbean look-alike contest and we would have had Will and Jack with us, then we still would have met Orlando Bloom, but we also would have met Johnny Depp, not to mention Will and Jack themselves. But then we wouldn't have met Legolas, Aragorn, and Frodo, which wouldn't be cool. And then who in Pirates would have created a giant cheesewheel? Not to mention the magic part. Unless you baked a coin into it or something.) What was I thinking about again? Adrienne finally became aware of what was going on.

First she noticed that Silk had had a sudden stroke of genius and was running in circles around the cheese so it spun to keep aiming at her. As she watched, Jill and Silk switched places since Silk was out of breath.

The second thing she noticed was Harry staring at her like she was completely insane. "What's the matter?" she asked.

"You…you…you…" He couldn't get the words out. Adrienne looked the question at Hermione, and noticed in the process that Stephanie was shaking her head and Jill was laughing hysterically.

"You just spent a few minutes ranting about Si—Snuffles." Hermione looked at her a bit oddly.

"Yes you did!" screamed Harry. "I did NOT need to hear that! Not to mention the fact that you yelled his name across the grounds and talked about MEETING him! You're lucky no one but us heard you!"

"I rather agree with her," Hermione randomly interjected.

"Of course you do," said Fred. "We all do."

"You think Snuffles is really hott?" asked Hermione, utterly confused.

"Er—no," said Ron, even more confused than Hermione. "Why, do you?" He looked rather threatening at the moment. So did Harry, for that matter. She didn't catch on though, and blithely went on.

"Well, he's not really THAT hott anymore. But at least Azkaban didn't rob him of ALL his natural good looks, and he's looking a lot better now that he's been out for a while. But if you look at a couple of old pictures of him, he is REALLY hott. If he went here every girl would be drooling over him."

"Okay, I DEFINITELY did not need to hear that!" exploded Harry.

"Anyway," said George, acting as if nothing had happened, "how are we going to keep you here?"

"I know!" said Ron, glad for the change of subject. "KAMARIMASITA!" All that succeeded in doing was making it speed up and finally catch Jill.

"All of you, RUN!" SHOULD Silk, running straight at the cheese. Adrienne followed, dragging Katie and Andy with her into the cheese. With that, it just disappeared.