A/N: Thanks for the reviews…I don't have much else to say. Apparently you guys like cookies…: )

Any way here is the second chapter.

Disclaimer: nothing is mine…

"Maybe he meant something else…You never know with Luke." Sookie pointed out to an annoyed Lorelai.

"Yeah right! He didn't mean something else. He thinks I have the easiest job. Whatever." Lorelai said grabbing a raspberry from the bowl in front of her.

"Didn't you say his job was easy too? I mean besides the cooking you could do it all."

"I can do it all. How hard could it be? Taking orders, counting, verbal skills, and Luke doesn't even have the verbal skills and he is a success."

"Do you really think you could be Luke? I mean the whole fact that you would be a man, you would have to deal with man problems."

"I could do it. I really could. Besides it's not like he could be a woman! It's so much different then being a man and he couldn't do it."

"Maybe not but we need to get back to work…"

"Yeah we should. Thanks Sook." Lorelai said walking toward the door.

"See you later sweetheart." Sookie waved to her

Lorelai went back behind the desk and finished out her day of work but not before heading to Luke's for some coffee. She walked in the semi-crowded diner and sit at the counter.

"Well you look awful."

"Gee, take me now sailor." Lorelai said in a monotone sarcasm dripping from her voice

"Hard day?" Luke asked getting her a cup of coffee

"Don't even go there with me Luke Danes!" she said upset.

"Not going anywhere." He replied defensively holding his hands up

"Whatever you are just mocking the fact that my job is oh so freaking easy! Well guess what? Its not and you know what? I really don't want to talk to you right now if you are going to be a royal ass."

"Gee, calm down I was just asking if you had a hard day." He said cautiously after her mini rant

"I won't calm down! Just how about you don't talk to me? Sound good?"

"Sounds fine."

"Fine!"

"Fine!"

"I haveto go." She said grabbing her purse and walking toward the door, "and don't expect me to be here tomorrow."

"Perfect." He replied not even looking up from his order pad

She stormed out the door and slammed it to make sure Luke knew she was mad. She walked to her Jeep and got in turned the key and went home. She walked into her house and flopped on the couch. Just then Rory walked in.

"Hey mom. What's up?" She asked walking toward her zoned out mother staring at the black TV.

"Nothing, just mad." She said still staring

"Who are you mad at?"

"Luke. And where have you been? It's past 5, you get home at four."

"Oh I was with Lane and Dean. We grabbed a bite before I came home. Just catching up."

"Yeah? That sounds so wonderful…spending time with your friends, not fighting with them."

"What are you two fighting about now?" She asked rolling her eyes a bit

"He said that my life was easy and I said that his life was easy and we got into this huge argument."

"That is possibly the dumbest fight you two have had yet."

"Oh it is so not! He was being a jackass and I have a right to be mad at him."

"Yeah in an alternate universe. Come on mom. Do you seriously think that Luke is that insensitive? He's not."

"Whatever I am tired and I am going to soak in a warm bubble bath. Sound good? Cuz' it sounds fabulous to me."

"That is a great idea, I am going to get my homework done."

"Great."

Lorelai walked up the stairs and put the bubble bath in the tub. She stripped down and put on a robe. As the water was going she gets her pajamas and walked into the bathroom again. She took a long soothing bath, got out dried off and got dressed. The bed was calling her name and she fell on it with a loud thump. She got under the covers and drifted off.

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Luke walked up the stairs to his apartment after getting the diner ready for morning. He took a quick shower and got into his bed. He didn't think of setting an alarm because he usually wakes up automatically after years of having to. He fell asleep after a hard day, resting every muscle in his body.

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When Luke woke up he didn't know where he was. My sheets are not pink. What the hell? He looked around him and then looked down. Oh my God! I have boobs! He jumped up from the bed and looked around. The room he was in was a wreck, clothes everywhere, shoes sitting on the dresser, make up sprawled out all over a desk. Where am I? Who am I? What the hell is going on? He dared himself to walk to the mirror and when he did he was shocked at what he saw.

"Holy…" he said in Lorelai's voice. "How did this happen."

"How did what happen?" He heard a tired Rory outside of the room

"Uh…nothing."

"Why are you up so early anyway?"

"Look Rory I have to go to Luke's."

"Oh so your going to apologize to him?"

"Something like that…Wait. Why are you up?"

"Bathroom."

"Don't you have one downstairs?"

"I like this one better."

"Oh okay. Well I've got to go. I'll be back in a little bit." He checked the time.Already 6:00…Thank God Caesar is opening up today.

He ran to the diner without shoes on. He could only find high heels. He ran into the diner looking frantically for Lorelai…in his body.

"Luke! Luke?" Everyone in the diner looked up at him and he just smiled and walked behind the curtain getting odd looks from the Stars Hollow patrons.

When he opened his apartment door he walked over to his bed, Only to find his body fast asleep deep under the blankets.

"Wake up! Wake up now!" He yelled shaking his own body.

"Gah! What the hell?" Once she looked up at him inher body she was stunned, "AHHH! Oh my God!"

Luke's yelling made the whole diner go silent. Every one stopped what they were doing and just listened. They could only hear yelling clearly so they didn't hear when they talked in a normal tone.

"Yeah…What the hell is this?" Luke said gesturing between them.

"You…You…You're in my body. How…how …how did this happen."

"Oh like I know! I woke up in your damn messy bedroom and your daughter asked me why I was up and I couldn't answer her because you weren't there and I have boobs."

"Yeah well…I have a… a…a penis." She was obviously as freaked as he was. She looked her body up and down and came to a realization. "You are not wearing a bra."

"Ya' think? I don't even know how to put a damn bra on!"

"Calm down."

"Me? Calm down? You really want me to calm down?"

"Yes. Frankly I do."

"I am a woman. When you are a man all of your life and all of a sudden you get boobs then you calm down."

"I am a MAN Luke! A MAN! I have been a woman all of my life and then one day I become a man! No this is not cool!"

"Jeez…This is not fun at all."

"Go home. My home. Get dressed in something appropriate ask Rory if you need to. And get back here as quick as you can and we will figure this out."

"Okay. That sounds good."

He walked out of his apartment and down the stairs. He went out the back door so people wouldn't see him and he took the back way to the Gilmore residence. When he walked in the back door Rory was sitting at the kitchen table reading. She looked up and smiled.

"How'd it go?"

"What? The Luke thing? It went great."

"What happened? I told you that you both were being stupid…he was probably just firing back."

"Yeah I guess. But you know something? I don't really care about this stupid fight anymore."

"Really? Because earlier you said that Luke was a complete jackass."

"I was just mad. It was dumb…It's not like I have never been a bitch around Luke any way."

"Wow, that is the first time you have ever admitted the fight was your fault."

"Yeah…So…anything new?"

"Uh yeah there was something I wanted to tell you since last night…just please don't get mad at me."

"I won't."

"Dad is coming today."

"Oh, well um that's good."

"Mom. Please…just give him a chance. I mean you don't have to marry him or anything just be nice."

"Yeah alright. I guess I could do that. But could you do me a favor? And I will explain this to you later when I get…Luke…to you know talk to me."

"Sure what do you need?"

"Could you help me pick out some clothes for today."

"Um, sure. Why do you need me to pick out your clothes."

"Well I am having kind of an off day and I just need some, you know, help."

"In more ways then I can count."

Luke actually had to laugh at that. Who knew Rory had a sense of humor? She looks at him weird "That was supposed to be an insult."

"Right. I told you, off day." This is going to be a very long confusing day...

TBC