A/N: This is hopefully a better-more funny chapter. I hope. Please review and tell me if it was good. cookies and smiles to all reviews again. wether you can eat the cookie is not my matter but i know you can see the smile : ) : ) R and R please and thank you...

Disclaimer: Not mine at all.--Gilmore Girls that is

Ugh does he have anything in here besides flannel? I mean come on you got to dress up a little sometimes. Oh! He has undershirts…idea approaching? Oh yeah…tight shirt bliss. Lorelai smiled to herself and grabbed the black short sleeve undershirt. She grabbed a pair of jeans and gulp boxer briefs and headed toward the bathroom.

Okay so I am going to see Luke's, ahem, body. So… Here it goes. She took off the shirt that he had on the night before and looked down. Damn! Luke has a six pack. Wow! Never expected this. Oh and a tattoo! LUKE HAS A TATTOO! She pulled down the sweat pants and boxers and turned the water on in the shower behind her. Don't look down, don't look down. Ah what the hell…Oh my. Holy package! She gulped and looked straight ahead. When the water was warm she stepped in the shower and began to wash up. She cleaned his hair first then the rest of his body. Once she stepped out of the shower and dried off she pulled the boxer briefs up over his hips and did the same with his jeans. She grabbed the shirt and pulled it over his head. A whistle is in order because I look good. She smiled to herself and walked out of the bathroom toward the kitchen.

She stood in the middle of his apartment staring at the baseball cap that was hanging on one of the chairs in the kitchen. Oh no! I am not wearing that…there is no way. I'm going downstairs right now. Walk away from the hat Lorelai far away from the hat. Once she walked out the door she braced herself for the hell that is morning crowd. She walked down the stairs and through the curtain getting SEVERAL looks from the patrons of Stars Hollow.

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"No Rory! I am not going to where a skirt." Luke said with disgust, "Can't I wear something less…leg revealing?"

"Mom, that never stopped you before!" Rory gave him a pointed look.

"Fine give me the damn skirt."

"Is it me or are you sounding a lot like Luke lately?"

Luke just glared at her then walked toward the bathroom with the skirt, underwear, and blouse in hand. The doorbell rang and Rory yelled that she would get it. Luke started to run the water in the shower. Breathe Danes, it's just Lorelai…naked. No! Just Lorelai and it's not a big deal. Just take off the shirt and the pants and were good. He heard a man's muffled voice downstairs and figured it was Christopher…ugh Christopher. He pulled the pants down first. Damn…I can do this. I mean I imagined it before but not in the sense that I would be in her body while do it. A dirty crossed his mind and he thought he couldn't be anymore like Lorelai. This wholebeing her thing is really getting to my head…He then pulls the shirt off and stares straight ahead. He pulled the underwear down quick and practically jumped in the shower. Oh my god I have to wash this body? Oh this is going to be so hard.

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Downstairs—

"Dad!" Rory exclaimed jumping in Chris's arms.

"Hey kid! What's up?" He smiled

"Nothing really. What about you?"

"Same old thing. Where's your mom anyway?"

"She's taking a shower. She should be down soon."

"Sounds good." brief pause, "You want some coffee?"

"Let's wait for mom and then we can head to Luke's."

"That sounds okay…so catch me up on the happenings of Stars Hollow will you?"

"Of course, right this way sir."

"Alright then Madam." They both laughed

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Patty was whispering to Babbett and other women of the town of how good Luke looked this particular day. Every person in town wanted to see Luke without his flannel and backward baseball cap so it had filled up the diner quite easily. But soon people descended and others stayed to see why Luke had changed so much over night.

"Well Luke dear you are dressed quite, profound if you will, today." Patty said looking Lorelai up and down.

"Nice to hear that Patty." She smiled Luke is going to hate me for this…cool.

"Luke can I get more coffee over here?" a girl asked from in the corner in a flirtatious tone that made Lorelai want to puke.

"Sure, hold on a second."

Lorelai had been hit on by so many women it was disturbing and she was getting kind of jealous that Luke wasn't hers. Wait. Mine? This is going to be a long day.

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Luke got out of the short shower quickly and very uncomfortably and changed just as quickly and uncomfortably. By just putting his hair up in a ponytail he figured it would be easier then him trying to fix the brunette locks. He had to wear heels and this was not going to be pretty. He walked to the bedroom and changed into the heels. He managed to walk easily in them until he was in the hall where he tripped; he got back up and waked slowly down the stairs. He heard voices coming from the kitchen and walked toward said voices slowly.

"Hey mom. You okay? I heard a loud 'thump' upstairs." Rory asked when she saw her mother walking unbalanced toward the kitchen. At her saying that Chris looked up from the table.

"Hey Lore!" He got up and leaned to kiss him but he moved back a step leaving a confused Chris.

"Christopher. Good to see you." He said coldly but hoping Chris wouldn't notice. "I'm fine Rory just had a fall upstairs."

"Oh my God, how did you fall?" Rory asked concerned

"I tripped." Came his quick response.

"Well, let's head to Luke's." Rory suggested.

They all headed out the door with Rory holding on to Luke making sure she kept him balanced due to the heels.

"Like I said, off day." Luke said sheepishly

They walked all the way to the beloved diner when Rory spoke up. "Holy crap! Luke isn't wearing his normal attire."

With that statement Luke's head popped up. "Oh. My. God." He took off his shoes and started walking fiercely into the diner leaving a stunned Chris and Rory behind.

"What is she doing?" Chris asked

"I have no idea." Rory said following.

Luke headed up to Lorelai with all of Stars Hollow staring after him. He bunched up his own shirt in his hands bringing a stunned Lorelai to his face.

"What the hell do you think you are wearing…I wear my normal clothes you wear yours!" At this point the entire diner was quiet and looking at them both with curious eyes but that didn't stop Luke.

"Well it seems you my friend learned how to put on a bra." Lorelai stated cooly.

"Damn right I learned how. Get the clothes off right now." He was getting mad

"Okay." She stated simply and when Luke let go of her she pulled the shirt off and started to unbutton the jeans getting even more stunned looks from the people.

"Oh my God please just STOP!" Luke said truly embarrassed.

"Fine but you told me to take off my clothes. So I did." She said grabbing the thrown shirt and putting it back on.

"Oh you really want to play that game?"

"This is not a game. I just simply followed what you had to say."

"Shut up. Right now."

Everyone was staring wide-eyed at the two. Nobody spoke because they wanted to know what was going to happen next. Rory was intrigued and Chris was confused. (A/N: It's such a shame that Chris is so dumb the way I'm writing him. Sad.)

"You could've warn whatever you wanted today…I was just practicing my freedom and decided to dress a little differently."

"Really?"

"Mmhmm. That is correct." She nodded

"So I could have worn anything today?"

"Yes."

"Anything?"

"For God's sake yes!" Lorelai said impatient

Her impatience was cut off by pure shock when Luke took the shirt off and she saw her body with only a bra and skirt on standing in the middle of the diner half naked. Her mouth was gaping open and Luke was standing there smiling. Everyone in the diner was shocked.

"Well, you got your anything."

"Put the damn shirt back on right now!"

"You took yours off don't I get a say in what I can or can't wear?"

"Put the damn shirt back on right now!"

"Fine but you asked for it."

"Ugh I cannot believe you!"

"Well believe me cuz honey you haven't seen anything yet. Now if you are going to embarrass yourself like that then so am I." With that Luke put the shirt back on and headed out the door barefooted toward the inn. Lorelai was shocked and Luke was pleased. The entire diner was just plain lost.

TBC