A/N: All right…a few things. I am sorry that I took so long to update this story and my others I have been busy. Another thing is I watched a movie with Milo Ventimigilia, or how ever you spell it, in it. It is called 'Dirty Deeds'. The point that I am trying to make is that they just made the character Jess have more friends and seem more sarcastic. It is pretty much Jess though. Ironic. Oh and the funny thing is that he falls in love with a valedictorian…do I see a Rory/Jess situation? I recommend it to any one who loves Jess. He has the same characteristics and it is hilarious…just thought you should know. Please review!

Disclaimer: Don't own

After the initial shock wore off Lorelai finally realized Christopher was in the diner with Rory. Luke wouldn't talk to him so I need to just walk away…Being Luke is hard. She went behind the curtain and up the stairs not wanting to get Luke to embarrass her even more then he already had, she put on some flannel. She looked over toward the chair and scoffed to herself, grabbed the hat and put it on. Heading downstairs in Luke's normal clothing she actually felt comfortable until a familiar wave hit her. She had to pee.

How am I going to do this? She thought frantically heading toward the bathroom. She looked down at his fly wondering if she should open yet. Okay deep soothing breaths. Find your happy place and unzip. Ignore it; ignore what you know you want to pay attention to. Ignore it. She unzipped his pants and unbuttons the boxer briefs. She didn't look down the whole town. Hmm, I am quite proud of myself.

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"So anyway dad, I was walking down the hall and Paris ran up to me screaming something about how I don't pay attention during her 'after school specials'. It's pretty dumb if you ask me."

"Sounds it." He smiled taking a sip of the coffee Caesar gave him.

"Luke should be down in a second…He makes the best pancakes." She saw the hint of jealousy when she mentioned his name.

"What happened with him and your mom this morning? I mean they were taking off their shirts and embarrassing themselves in front of everyone. It really didn't make sense."

"I know. Mom told me she was having a really off day, now I am starting to believe her."

"Hmm." He said pondering for a moment.

Lorelai walked down the stairs with a horror look across her face. She came and grabbed the pot of coffee and realized that the diner was silent when she poured it in the cup and took a sip. Everyone was staring at her. She looked up wide-eyed and put the cup down. Realizing what she had done and what Luke doesn't do she poured the cup of coffee out in the kitchen almost running into Caesar.

"Luke, could you cook those pancakes? People are saying they want yours instead of mine. I don't understand how you make the things so fluffy but whatever…Rory personally asked that you make two plates. For her and the guy."

"Uh…well Caesar there is a funny story about that. I kind of…"

"Thank you Luke." He said and walked off grabbing the pot of coffee and going around to give refills. Holy crap I can't cook! Why does Luke have to be an awesome cook? Damn him and his sense of making great coffee/food.

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"Lorelai!" Sookie half screamed at Luke as he walked through the door.

"What?" He asked looking surprised.

"You took off your shirt?"

"Uh, yeah, about that. You see what happened was, Luke was ticking me off and well I just went out on a limb."

"The limb where you do a strip tease in front of a man that quote, looks at you like you are a porterhouse steak?"

"What? Looks at me—what the hell are you babbling about now Sookie?"

"What your mother said? You cannot tell me you don't remember." She said to his blank expression

"Um inform me?" He asked following Sookie toward the kitchen

"Well starting with the party when Luke brought ice and you hugged him saying you felt something. Then the whole thing with your mother telling you to look what is right in front of your face and everything."

Luke was having trouble standing, "Uh yeah, pft of course I remember." He said waving it off.

"Okay. Something is weird about you."

"Oh? Like what?"

"I don't know…the fact that you are not wearing any shoes and you look like you just got caught doing something really dirty."

"No Sook," he had to laugh at her persistence, "I'm fine…really."

"Okay well, what do you want to talk about?"

"Dunno." He said grabbing a strawberry from the bowl she was using to put on the cake and popping it into his mouth.

"Well let's talk about that date last night with Mr. Medina?" She asked nosily

"Date?"

"You said you were going to go out with Max and see how that worked out."

"Oh well, I guess it went okay…I mean, I'm not really sure…"

"How can you not be sure?"

"I don't know Sookie I'm just not sure…hey I should be getting back to work." He said trying to change the subject.

"Well, whatever so do I so shoo." She pushed Luke out of the kitchen.

He was standing at the desk when the phone rang. "Hello?"

"Your supposed to say, 'Independence Inn Lorelai speaking" Duh."

"Lorelai what do you want?" Luke whispered into the receiver.

"Well I was just going to ask you how your day was going."

"Oh well it is going fabulous…why?" He smiled into the phone

"Well you see Rory is here and her and Christopher want pancakes and they told me that Caesar sucks at making them and that of course Luke rocks. Luke I cannot cook. At all. I will end up burning your stupid diner down!" She said frantically

"Well gee don't do that."

"This is not a joke, I cannot cook and I suck at being you! You are too complicated!" She whispered loudly. "Look…I don't know what to do. I am you, you are me and this is so damn confusing."

"Ya' think?" Luke was just as frustrated as she was about the whole thing.

"Maybe we could meet up somewhere?"

"To do what?"

"Have sex with ourselves." She spoke sarcastically, "Duh Luke! To talk about how we are going to handle this. I'll be at my house at 7:00, don't be late."

"Well that is kind of where I am sleeping and everything."

"Don't get smart with me Danes."

"Not being smart, I am as dumb as you want me to be."

"Just shut up and meet me there."

"Fine, bossy aren't you?"

"Yeah well, life sucks." And with that she clicked off the line and went to the kitchen.

TBC

Dumb chapter I know but I had a writer's block and if you have any ideas to give me please do!