Hi! I'm sorry, it's been quite some time, but like my teacher would say; Drop the excuses and begin already!
But first I would to thank Desolatedking and the anon. for the reasons why to hate and love Gai
But you know what to do at the end
Let the game begin
"Is that a yes or no?" Tenten asked confused, he really didn't want to play her stupid game, cause he had seen in many movies when they were playing games, some of them got killed.
He shuddered by the thought.
So he had two choices, get killed by a game, or get killed by boredom, either way, it was not going to be fun.
"Well, what do you say?"
He took a deep breath, 'here goes nothing', "Yes, but what kind of game is it?" he was definitely going to regret it.
Tenten started to smile, Lee felled relieved, maybe it was not going to be that bad, but then her smile changed and looked kind of evil, only God knew what ran trough her mind.
"I don't have a name for the game, but the rules are very simple."
Isn't that what the bad guy says, 'the rules are very simple' but it some how always turns to be the opposite.
"Are you even listening to me? Great, now I have start over, you are supposed to find reasons why to not hate Gai sensei, and I am supposed to find reasons why to hate him. And it can't get any simpler then that."
That sounded pretty easy but… "What happens if you lose?" he asked carefully.
"Ha! That's the best part; the winner then has to find out what the loser shall do for a whole year! And it can be anything you want!"
"Anything" he repeated just to be sure, "yes Lee, anything" " anything…?" then he got hit in the face, "pervert!" she yelled angrily.
"But you just said anything you wanted", "that doesn't mean literally anything!" she said with her face flushed, to think that Lee was that kind of guy.
"Then why did you say anything? Couldn't you've just say, almost anything?" She didn't bother to explain, thinking maybe this wasn't a good idea, but they had to somehow kill time.
"So…" she started "shall I begin, since you don't have any questions…" "Why not, ladies first" then he got hit in the face again.
"The pain!" he yelled, she didn't say anything just kept on looking at him, "are you done…?" he looked at her, "no…" he gritted through his teeth, "then hurry up already!".
"But why did you hit me?" he couldn't see what he had done wrong, he just agreed with her starting, nothing more nothing less.
"That doesn't work on me!" you should be deaf if you couldn't hear that she was pissed off, "But what did I do?" he started to panic, what in the world had he done wrong.
"You said yes to I should start" "that, isn't a reason you should hit me, and by the way, you've said it yourself that you wanted to start".
Women, maybe Shikamaru were right, they were to troublesome, no matter what you said, it didn't seemed to satisfied them, or what you did, so all you could was nod and say: yes dear.
But all guys are different; some would die for them, other kill for them, some would say yes other no, they were all different.
And so were women.
It was best if he just let her begin without saying anything.
"He is noisy..." she started "you're wrong…" "What do you mean by I'm wrong?" "That's the sound of youth, and that my friend is not noise".
"Its your turn" it was not worth it starting an argument, "he is very good at tai jutsu!" he said proud, "I can't say no to that…" she would have been lying, if she said that was wrong.
"His hair and eyebrows" he blinked a couple of times, "what about it" "just look at it!" "The problem is?" "He gets his hair cut by his 'youthful' mother" (Me: no offence to those who get their hair cut by their mothers)
"Tenten, have you've seen his mother, she is pretty youthful when you think about how old she is."
"Anyway, it stills count" she said determined, she definitely didn't want to lose, only God knew what he had planned for her.
"He is a great sensei!" "Hmm, sometimes he is, but not when he won't take no for an answer, and do you know how annoying that is! I mean, for Gods sake, he is 27 but acts like one about 4 or 7!"
"That is the springtime of youth!" "I wonder when it'll be winter…." She said with a smile, it was kinda funny, no matter what time of the year it was; it always was the springtime of youth.
"He is a powerful shinobi" "who wont stop talking about Kakashi or the 'springtime of youth and so on!" "How dare you insult…" "Its your turn…" she interrupted, he could go on about it for hours, so it was for the best.
"Well, he is a great friend" "I wouldn't know about that, since I don't hang around him that much" "Yeah that's true".
She knew it was her turn, but she couldn't find a reason to not love him, of course there were times he acted like a big baby with a very bad haircut, and others times he was a great sensei with a very bad haircut.
"He's a slave driver" "what do you mean by, 'he's a slave driver?"
One angry glance from her made him move away from her, 'yes, there will be blood' why did he say yes?
"He wakes us up sometimes about 4 am, to train, just because he wants us to beat team 7, so he can prove, that his students are more youthful than Kakashi's!" "He only wish the best for us!" Lee protested.
"Okay, shall we continue…" he asked with a smile, she looked a little bit pissed, but then her face softened, 'weird…' he thought.
"He is trustworthy" "I don't know him that much, but he do seem trustworthy" "So, do you still think he is a slave driver?" "Yes".
"You don't have to be that cruel" "I can always get crueller, by saying, he has a very bad taste for clothes".
Tears were falling from his eyes, and he started to sob quietly, "don't cry Lee, I didn't mean like that…" but he didn't stop, so she moved over to him, and hugged him, while saying "its only a game".
But what she didn't knew was that he were smiling, 'girls are so easy, well some of them are'.
"Tenten, please… let go…" "Why?" "I… can't… breath…"
"Oh, poor thing, there there, I'm here" she said with an evil smile. Don't worry; she did let go before anything serious happened.
"Are you done?" she asked, "just a sec…" so a couple of seconds went by, while Lee was trying to catch his breath.
"He's a caring guy who will never try to choke his own students" "But when they are bad, he hit them" "and say that he is sorry, and it were for their own good".
"He can sometimes overreact" "because he cares for us" " its your turn…"
"Never gives up!" "That's true… and he is still trying to make Neji and me wear the green spandex…"
Then he got nosebleed, "Lee, whats the matter?" she asked concerned, it was best if she didn't found out that what ran trough his mind.
"Nothing, nothing is wrong," he said quickly using he's sleeve to remove the blood.
"His nice guy pose…"
He didn't say anything, just sat there and looking at her.
"You take it pretty well Lee…"
He just gave a nod; no emotions were shown in his eyes, but she didn't say anything.
And in the next second, he was back to himself, only God knew what he thought for a second ago.
"What do you want me to do…?" he knew when he was defeated, but he didn't had any regrets, he fought well.
So she leaned over and whispered in his ear…. His eyes got wide, "no, I can't do that Tenten!" "Tsk tsk Lee, you knew what happened if you lost, now you have to pay" and started to laugh like a crazy.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
This time, I will not make you wait that long…
But until then
