Enjoy…
Raining men!
"For your sake, let it be a good one…"
He felt his heart pump harder and faster minute by minute, and started to breath heavily, he was going to die, if he didn't get anything in the next minute.
"Excuse me, I'll be back in a second" he said with a forced smile, and rushed out to the bathroom.
Neji just leaned back in the sofa waiting; he knew what his sensei was going after, to bad it wasn't in there, he thought and chuckled.
In the bathroom Gai started to panic, he couldn't find it anyway, "Oh God no…" he was starting to shake little, he had to find it, before it was too late.
"Neji!" he yelled, maybe he knew where it was, but if he didn't, he could always use byakugan, "Neji!"
"What?" "I need your help!" He had no choice, but to go out and see what was wrong. "For God's sake, he is 27, and needs help in the bathroom" he muttered under his breath.
He knocked carefully on the door, "Neji!" he yelled out, and was prepared to hug his saver, instead he got hit the face.
"Idiot…" he panted, "you nearly gave me a heart attack! Who the hell, jumps out from the bathroom screaming!" (Me: it's not fun when someone does that!)
"Me… and sometimes Lee, and maybe the girls" "What do you want?" "My drugs…" he whispered, "I burned it…"
"Neji…. I need my drugs!" he said with a serious voice, "Its in the kitchen" and before Neji could say drugs, Gai was already gone.
When he saw all his drugs, he thought this is heaven. But what should he start to take? He scratched his head, damn it was hard.
"What about ecstasy…?" Neji asked, Gai looked at him, "Hmm… that was a good idea, but go, let me have some privacy" so he pushed him out and locked the door.
Soon Neji could hear him laugh, then it was quiet, 'I wonder if he's dead', but then there were some music, and it sounded like 'its raining men'.
Neji just couldn't miss this, so he ran to the window with a video camera, just wait till the others saw this. But he couldn't believe his own eyes, his own sensei, were wearing a blonde wig, a pink raincoat and a matching umbrella.
Humidity is rising, he started Barometer's getting low
According to our sources
The street's the place to go!
Cause' tonight for the first time, no wonder why he was a shinobi and not a singer
Just about half past ten, half past ten, he sang with a girly voice
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men, start raining men
It's raining men
Hallejulah
It's raining men
Amen
It's raining men
Hallejulah
It's raining men
Amen
Humidity is rising, he sang slowly while taking his raincoat off in a NON-sexy way
Neji had to cover his eyes, its was getting quite disgusting, "Eww…"
Barometer's getting low
According to our sources
The street's the place to go!
Cause' tonight for the first time
Just about half past ten, half past ten, Neji shivered, that girly voice was definitely going to haunt him
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men, start raining men
It's raining men
Hallelujah
It's raining men
Amen
I'm gonna go out
I'm gonna let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet
Once again Neji had to cover his eyes "Eww…"
It's raining men
Hallejulah
It's raining men
Every special men
Tall blonde dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean
"I wonder if he's gay…."
God bless Mother Nature
She's a single woman too
She took over heaven
And she did what she had to do
She fought every Angel
To rearranged the sky
So that each and every woman
Could find the perfect guy
It's raining men
He was already starting to plan the party, but he needed help from his team mates, it was going to be big!
Don't get yourself weather girls
I know you want to
I feel stormy weather moving in
About to begin, about to begin
Hear the thunder
Don't you loose your head
Rip off the roof and stay in bed
Rip off the roof and stay
It's raining men
Hallejulah
It's raining men
Amen
Neji couldn't help, but sang along, it was a good song.
It's raining men
Hallejulah
It's raining men
Amen
It's raining men
Hallejulah
It's raining men
Amen
It's raining men
Hallejulah
It's raining men
Amen
It's raining men
It's raining men
It's raining men
This could maybe teach him to get some curtains in his kitchen, so he went inside, and start down on the coach, and waited, but when Gai came, he started to laugh.
"That's the spirit my youthful student!" he said and did his nice guy pose.
He definitely saw his sensei in another light, but that's no wonder, and soon, all the other ninjas will too.
--- Lee and Tenten ---
"Ow, it hurts Tenten!" "Then stop moving!" "You said the pain would disappear after a couple of minutes" "Well, I lied!"
--- Back to Gai and Neji ---
"So are you now going to give me an explanation?"
Gai gave a nod, "You see it all began, did you hear that?" "Hear what?" Neji asked confused, "Do you want some tea?" "No, but thank you…" "What about sake?" "I aren't allowed to drink…"
There was an awkward silence, "just go, if you need it that bad!" "Thank you Neji!"
He was sure that he wouldn't get an explanation, but then he heard a knock at the door, and since Gai was too busy to open, he just hoped that it wasn't his junkie friends.
But instead, it was Tenten, and apparently Kakashi who was 18.9 cm shorter (Me: I don't know what's that in foot and inch)
He didn't know what to say, he was surprised, Tenten nudged 'Kakashi', and whispered; "do it" he took a deep breath, and pulled Neji by the shoulders to give him a kiss.
He was shocked; his body didn't moved, he knew he should push him away, but his body wouldn't react to what he said.
'Kakashi' felt Tenten poke him in the ribs, he knew what that meant, 'forgive me Neji' he thought sadly, as his hand followed his spine, as it went lower he felt disgusted, he definitely needed a shower when he came home, even though it only was his hand that touched him.
'Is that what I think it is!' Neji thought with horror, when he was about to protest, he felt something exploring his mouth, that's when something inside of him snapped.
"Hakke Rokujyuu Yonshou!" he yelled out, and he showed no mercy, after he beat the crap out of 'Kakashi', he started to spite, hopeing that the hideous taste will disappear, "Eww! A Kakashi looking guy just kissed me! Eww that's so gross!" (Me: I know, I made him sound like a girl)
And the so called Kakashi also started spite, "Eww! I just kissed Neji!" (Me: I know, he recovered fast!)
Then Tenten looked at some paper, where she crossed Neji name over, "that's number one, it wasn't that bad Lee! You should see yourself as lucky! I mean, how many people get the chance to kiss Neji and grab his ass?"
"I think I'm going to throw up" Neji said covering his mouth and rushed out to the bathroom, then Tenten looked back at 'Kakashi', "next time do it with passion!"
"Passion my youthful ass, that's easy for you to say!" she just smirked, "I know, I just did it"
While in the bathroom, he still couldn't believe Lee kissed him! Eww… so he threw up again, anything that'll make the disgusting taste he had in mouth disappear, and he'll make sure that nobody found out about this!
And Gai was still in the kitchen taking drugs, (Me: no wonder why he acts like that…)
"But Tenten, how am I suppose to do this a whole year?" "Did you really think that you only should kiss Neji? Heh, this is just the begging, I was thinking, after you got through the list, you'll just have to start over!"
"But I could always just kiss one guy at month…" "Oh no you couldn't, I expect you do twice a week!" "And what if I don't do it?" "I'll just tell all the girls…"
His eyes got wide that would destroy his reputation, plus it was to embarrassing. Sigh… there were nothing that he could do, his life was in the hands of some crazy girl.
When Neji came out, he was really pissed but at the same time he felt disgusted, "don't come near me…" he whispered looking directly at Lee.
Lee only gave a nod.
"But why are you dressed up like Kakashi?" he asked confused, "it was Tenten's idea…" Lee said looking at the ground, he then turned his head in Tenten's direction, "why is he dressed up like Kakashi?"
"I want to see Gai sensei's reaction when he sees that his 'youthful' student, has turned his back against him, and going to worship Kakashi and only Kakashi!"
"That doesn't explain why he has to dress up like him…."
"He looks like Gai sensei, and I know, that's natural, but wait till he sees that his 'youthful' eyebrows are gone!" "So you did absolutely everything to him, just so he could look like Kakashi?"
"Yes Neji, and just by plucking his eyebrows, he looks way cuter now then before. And do you know how much time I spent plucking them!"
"It was hell Neji, I'd gather fight against 100 Gaara's, then let her pluck my eyebrows again!"
"I must say, you did a good job, I thought it was Kakashi, who was shorter then usual…"
"But where is Gai sensei?" "In the kitchen, which remains me, I have something to show you guys…"
So he found his video camera, took out the DVD (Me: I don't know if that is possible…) and put in the DVD thing (Me: Sorry, can't remember the name….) and pushed play.
"But I must warn you, it will get disgusting… no seriously…" but they just looked at him, what could possible be that disgusting since he said it with a serious voice.
Soon they could hear the begging of its raining men, Tenten and Lee looked horrified at Neji, "I know, blonde hair, forget about it…" so they turned their head back to the screen.
When they reached the part where Gai took off his raincoat, in a NON-sexy way, both Tenten and Lee said; Eww! That's just nasty!
But Neji knew when that part came, so he had already covered his eyes, "I know…."
So from that point on, Tenten had covered her eyes, but she till saw through her fingers, and Lee was holding a pillow while rocking himself.
"I warned you…"
I'm gonna go out
I'm gonna let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet
"Its all a dream, that didn't happen…" Tenten tried to convince herself.
When the film ended, Tenten immediately asked Neji why, "wait till the others saw this…" was the only answer they got.
"Oh shit…" he rose from his spot in the couch and rushed to the kitchen, Tenten and Lee followed him. Then he suddenly just stopped in the doorway, they looked over his shoulder to find Gai in the corner hugging his knees while rocking himself with red eyes.
"Gai sensei!" they all rushed to his side, "are you okay sensei?" Tenten asked concerned, "what happened to you sensei? I swear when I find the person who did this, they shall suffer!" "How much did you take" came it from Neji.
Okay, I've just had some white wine, and decided to stop here, before I write
something bad, and no! I'm not an alcoholic!
I just happen to like white wine…
And by the way, tomorrow, from my point of view, I'm going on a little vacation for 2 weeks, so there will be NO updates…
But don't worry, I'll think of something…
Until then…