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Enjoy Lost manners, and pink shinobi
"Are you okay sensei?" Tenten asked concerned, "who did this to you Gai sensei! I promise, I'm gonna kill the person who did this to you!" it came from Lee who then right away started to plan his revenge, "how much did you take?" it came from Neji, which earned him a look from his teammates. But still, their sensei didn't answer them, just start there rocking himself.

They all three stood up looking down at their sensei, and wondering, what should they do, "I don't like this, maybe we should go to Tsunade sama…" Tenten said, sounding a little afraid, "it's not that serious, don't worry, soon he'll get better" it came from Neji, as he ended his sentence Gai suddenly fell to his left side (Me: doesn't matter which side he fells on….) Tenten gave Neji an angry look, "what?".

"Okay, calm down…." Tenten said and taking a deep breath, "breath in and out, slowly, in out" and moving her hands in circles, "screw it, I'm going to the toilet…" so she turned her back and walked away, "you'll find nothing in there!" Neji yelled after her, "why, have you taken it all?" Lee asked, which earned him a punch in the face.

Then all of a sudden, a little trail of blood came out from Gas's mouth, "do you still think it's not serious…" Lee asked still looking at his sensei.

And before Neji could answer, "Oh my God!" Tenten yelled interrupting him, "why the hell are you guys just standing there!" but they just looked at her then back at Gai and scratched their head, well Lee did.

"Okay calm down, I've seen this before" he started and sounding like nothing was wrong, "and that should calm us down!" she yelled, (again) "where are your manners? Now, where was I…? Oh yeah, Neji" he pointed at him, "you are suppose to say; calm down nobody is going to find out that we killed our own sensei" "we didn't kill him, and, he's not dead" Neji said rather bluntly, "manners!" he gritted through his teeth, "anyway, you Tenten" now pointing at her "is going to reply to what he said, by yelling and" "what am I suppose to say Lee?" (Me: no wonder this is called lost manners…) but he decided to let it pass, this time, "shut up, shut up, we just killed our own sensei!" he said in a girly voice, "but we didn't…." it came again from Neji, "manners!" "This isn't a movie Lee…" Tenten said, "Where the hell are your manners!"

"Byakugan, okay, the cost is clear," after some talk about taking Gai to Tsunade or not, it seemed that time was running out for him, so they needed to hurry, but Tenten still demeaned that they'll make sure that nobody found out about this, because it was to embarrassing.

"What are we going to say?" Tenten asked while they rushed to the Hokage, "the truth…" it came from Neji, "and that is?" "Our sensei is a junkie" "Gai sensei is not a junkie!" even though Lee looked like Kakashi, that didn't mean, that he wasn't going to defend him. "And what will people then think of us?" Tenten continued, "that the best tai jutsu team just killed their own sensei…" it came from Lee, "we didn't kill him, and he's not dead!" Neji said, "manners!" Lee gritted through his teeth, "I didn't interrupt you!" he snapped back at him, but Tenten just shock her head, 'boys' she thought sadly.

They didn't have time to knock, so they burst through the doors, "what the?" it came behind from the desk, "Tsunade sama, we need your help!" Tenten said while running up to her desk, "and who are 'we'?" she asked, "that would be us" it came behind Tenten, "ah Neji, but are you involved in their problem Kakashi?" she asked, "I'm not Kakashi," he answered.

"We'll, or she will explain that later" looking at Tenten "just save the junkie…" Neji said, "Fine then, Shizune" the Hokage called, "ready" she answered.

They were showed in to a waiting room, so all three genins sat down quietly on the sofa. The whole time they were silent, which Neji was of course glad for, but Lee wasn't glad, who knew if his sensei survived, then it hit him, one person, one single person, knew it, "don't count on it" it came from Neji, "what do you mean?" Lee asked confused, "just trust me, but you'll need a lot of prayers if you want him to survive…" instead of calming him down, he just got him more freaked out, but then again, who said he was trying to calm him down?

"Now will you tell me what's going on?" "Tsunade sama!" they all rushed to her, hoping that their sensei had survived, "don't worry, he just need some rest, now what the hell happened?" "The answers you are looking for, are on this DVD" "Neji, no, put that back!" Tenten said, "What exactly is it?" Tsunade asked the three genins, "I warn you, it may get disgusting" Neji said, "no seriously!" Lee and Tenten said in choir.

They all made them comfortable in the sofa, waiting for the film to begin, soon the music began, and Tsunade nightmare had just begun.

After the film ended Tsunade and Shizune were scarred for life, but they still found it funny, and laughed, and so did the genins.

"Is there anything else?" the Hokage asked, "well, there is one thing…." Neji said.

After Neji told the Hokage about his plan, which she agreed on, the shinobi's got busy, cause she had order them to set up big plasmas TV's (Me: you know, the one from the chuunin exam….) Of course that made people curious, but when they asked the shinobi's why they were doing this, they couldn't give a better answer then; orders from the Hokage, but some people or one person absolutely needed to know why.

"Baa-chan!" She knew it would come sooner or later to ask about the big screens, "you'll just have to wait and see" she didn't look up at him but continued her work, "but I can't wait!" and to think that he one day were going to be Hokage, "to bad" she said still not looking up, "you're mean…" he sounded like a little child and acted like one, when he sat down on the floor and crossed his arms "I know…" still not looking up but continued her work.

It didn't take long for the shinobi's to set up the big screens, so soon people knew, that they'd get an explanation. "Are you ready Tsunade sama?" Shizune asked, "Yes, yes…" "Finally!" Naruto yelled and started to jump up and down, "why haven't you left my office?" she asked him, "cause I wanted to know why!" man he was stubborn, "if you want to know why, then ask Neji" and before they knew it, he was already gone.

Naruto ran through Konoha to find Neji, until he noticed that Shizune was on the big screen, so of course he stopped immediately, "sorry to bother, but some of you may wonder why there is big screens around in Konoha, but don't worry, for information, just ask either me or Tsunade sama, anyway, hit it Tsunade sama".

Then in the next moment Tsunade was on and music;

Humidity is rising,

Barometer's getting low
According to our sources
The street's the place to go!

Cause' tonight for the first time

Just about half past ten, half past ten,
For the first time in history

Then suddenly the music stopped, and Tsunade ended with a "don't worry, we'll also show it tomorrow, since some of you work really early in the morning and so on".

Only this, left people more curious then before.

"Neji!" Naruto yelled as soon as he saw him, "I feel a headache coming back," he said while rubbing his temples, as Naruto came closer he yelled even louder, since Neji didn't paid him any attention, so when he did reached him he was exhausted, "Neji," he panted, "what?" he said looking at him, "were is Tenten and Lee?" he asked still trying to caught his breath, "let me see, Tenten went home because she thought it was to embarrassing and Lee, well I'm not sure" Naruto blinked a couple of times, "okay… second, why is there is big screens in Konoha?" "Wait and see" he was about to go when he felt Naruto's hand on his shoulder, "but I can't!" "That's not my problem, now go, you're giving me a headache".

"You didn't mean that, did you?" he didn't answer him, "well did you?" Naruto kept on asking, "I feel really sorry for Sasuke and Sakura" so slowly he walked away with his hands in his pockets, leaving Naruto behind.

(Me: yes, I'm lazy, so therefore I'm not going to write what they did in the mean time, but I'll say that it's about 20 minutes over ten, okay? Good)

All the people in Konoha were excited, well except for the small ones, since it was way over their bedtime, but that didn't matter, cause tomorrow they'll show it again.

Somewhere a blonde boy again ran through Konoha to find Neji, "Neji!" he yelled, "have you seen Neji?" he asked some lady, "I saw him at the ramen bar but I'm…" "Thanks!" he yelled, since he already were on his way.

The Lady was right, he was at the ramen bar, and so were Tenten and Kakashi!

"What the hell are you doing here?" He yelled pointing a finger at him, "is this the reason why you always are late!" "What does it look like, idiot" he said and continued to eat his food, "you bastard! I've been looking everywhere for you" "I thought you looked for Neji…" Tenten interrupted, "where are your manners?" then Kakashi stood up, "you've lost some height sensei" Naruto said with a grin, "listen" he started, "Oh my God! Your voice what happened?" "Screw it, I'm going home" so he turned his back and walked away, "you can run but you can't hide Kakashi sensei!" Naruto yelled after him, "I'm not Kakashi!" he yelled back, Naruto then looked back at Neji and Tenten with a puzzled look, "Kakashi is a Jounin, and you say that he can't hide…" Tenten said, "Neji, what is going to happen?" he asked, he couldn't wait even though there were four minutes left.

"Do you have a bad memory or something? I said wait and see" "but I can't!" "For Pete's sake, there is less then four minutes!" "I know!" "Then shut up!" Tenten interrupted, "where are your manners Tenten! You should not interrupt when someone are talking!"

Then suddenly they heard Tsunade voice, "I know you have been waiting, and are excited to see what's going to happen, but I warn you, it will get disgusting, anyway, enjoy!"

"Finally!" Naruto said, then music began, "come on, hurry up," he said while pulling the two genins by their writs, it was better if they just got it over with, so they went with him, even though they've already seen, it was kinda still funny.

Most of the people in Konoha, said "Oh my God!" when the film started.

When the film ended most of the people said eww, others were to shocked to say anything, and Naruto seemed to be one of them. "Are you okay?" Tenten asked him, and when Neji was about to say something, Tenten silenced him with a finger, "what?" he asked confused, "look at him..." he then looked at Naruto, like she told him to, his eye were twitching, and suddenly he started to laugh, the people around them stared at him, and soon every single person, who had seen the movie, laugh like crazy.

Naruto had broken the ice, they all laughed so hard, that the medical nins had a very busy night.

The next morning Gai left the hospital, when he stepped outside, people stared at him, and tried their best not to laugh, so quickly they disappeared. Weird, he thought.

On his way home he met Naruto, whom also tried his best not to laugh, but he couldn't do it forever, so he laughed.

Once again, it had looked liked that Naruto broke the ice, Gai couldn't see what was so funny, or a reason for them to laugh. Until, he walked past the video store, were a film was out, it was the pink shinobi, then he noticed, it was him.

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