Now You Know
Raven: Thanks for reviewing! Here's Kouji! I'm on a ROLL here people!
"Talking"
'Thinking'
/Singing/ (Don't ask )
Disclaimer: Chances I own them? Uhh 0 to 1, 000, 000, 000, 000
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Ch: 2: Know the Lone Wolf
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"Kouji Minamoto..."
Lights turns on, but- Kouji isn't there on the chair. "Kouji?"
"Hey Liana, were's Kouji?" Marieev called out. "How the hell am I supposed to kno-" There was banging on the door.
"HEY! OPEN UP, LET ME IN, LET ME IN! PLEASE, BEFORE THEY GET HERE!" Noah opened the Studio door, and Kouji came rushing in. "Hey, Kouji, what's-" Noah paused when he saw Kouji dragging chairs and tables to the door.
"Shut up, and help me! They're coming for me!"
"Who's coming for you?" Chris asked, face full of empanadas. "KOUJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" A bunch of fangirls were heard screaming from behind the door.
"THEM!" Kouji yelled out. "Hmm... Crazed Kouji fans..." Marieev thought on how she could put this to use.
"Woah, Kouji, what happend to you?" Kouji didn't have his jacket on, his hair was nearly a mess, and his shirt was dirty, there was a wiped off kiss mark on his cheek.
"THEM is what happend to me, I can NEVER get anywere and not get trampeled by those girls for more then three seconds!"
"Oh, Kouji! Sweetie, come out now!" A fangirl screamed through the door. "Let me guess, they took your jacket?" Steven raised a brow, Kouji nodded, "They plan to sell it on ebay." Chris shook his head.
"That's sad." ...
"OW!" Chris was punded on the head by Kouji's kendo stick. "Step aside." Marieev opened the door, as Kouji quickly hid behind a gaint Care Bear cardboard cut out.
"HEY, GIRLS! I SAW KOUJI, HE ESCAPED TO THE MEN'S BATHROOM!"
"Well, you heard him girls, to the men's bathroom!" The leader called out, "YEAH!" And they were off.
"AND I'M A GIRL!" Marieev slammed the door, "Stupid, lazy, good for nothing...". She went back to the cherry picker, "Okay, guys, MAKE UP!"
As We're Busy, Please Watch Takuya Do a Dance
Takuya stands on stage, "I thought I was already done!"
"DANCE GOGGLE BOY!" Takuay frantically gets out a top hat and cane, and starts dancing and singing.
/Oh get me a hit in broadway; remember me in Herald square/
"SING SOMETHING ELSE!"
"BUT I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE SONGS!"
"JUST ENTERTAIN THEM!" Noah pops out from behind the stage.
"Hey, Takky, I got an idea."
2 hours later...
Takuay is seen on stage wearing a red speedo, along with Noah who was wearing a tight black one.
"Uhh- is this REALLY necessery?"
"Don't worry, me and Kouichi have done it lots of times."
"YOU AND WHAT?"
"NOAH, WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT BEING HALF NUDE IN PUBLIC?"
"Uhh- Mar, I was just- Uhh" He hid behind Takuya, "HE MADE ME!"
"NOAH, HOW COULD YOU POSE LIKE THAT IN THAT MICHEAL JACKSON SUIT?"
"BUT YOU SAID ENTERTAIN THEM!"
"ENTERTAIN THEM, NOT BLIND THEM!"
"Uhhhhh- are we done yet?"
WE'RE BACK!
"Kouji Minamoto..."
Lights flash and you see Kouji sitting on the chair.
"The lone wolf of frontier, the spirit of light, the jerk, the selfish rebel, the-"
"STOP GOING ON WITH YOUR RANTS!"
"FINE! Be that way!" Kouji just rolled his eyes.
"Kouji Minamoto-"
"Likes to eat-"
"Spaghetti Balls!"
"WHAT? What the heck is a Spaghetti ball? I don't even like Spaghetti!"
"Kouji Minamoto-"
"Enjoys-"
"Messaging old ladies feet!"
"WHAT! NO! NO WAY IN HELL DO I ENJOY THAT!"
"Who said you enjoyed it?"
"You! YOU JUST DID! WHO RUBS OLD LADIES FEET! I DON'T EVEN LIKE OLD LADIES!"
"Fine, man, people these days are going against me..."
"Kouji Minamoto-"
"Likes to-"
"Dress up like Strawberry Shortcake!"
"Strawberr what? YOU MEAN THAT CREEPY GIRL WHO DRESSES IN PINK! NO WAY DO I DRESS UP LIKE HER! WERE ARE YOU GETTING THIS STUFF? START TELLING THEM WHO I REALLY AM!"
"Oh, sorry, my mistake."
"He enjoys dressing up as-"
"BARNEY!"
"What- The- Hell! NO WAY DO I DRESS UP LIKE THAT BIG FAT SINGING PURPLE GOOFBALL BABY DINOSAUR!"
"Oh, really? Then were did your step mom find this baby picture of you dressed up like barney?"
"I DID NOT EVER DRESS UP LIKE BARNEY!"
"Fine, we believe you..." (not)
"Kouji Minamoto-"
"Wears to the Beach-"
"A red and white stripped one piece bathing suit!"
"WHAT! OKAY, THAT'S IT, YOU HAVE JUST CROSSED THE LINE, WERE ARE YOU! GET OUT HERE! I DON'T WEAR THOSE KIND OF BATHING SUITS TO THE BEACH!"
"So what do you wear?"
"Not telling!"
... "You wear a speedo to the beach?"
"Yes I do- WAIT! NO I DON'T, WHO WEARS A SPEEDO, ANYWAYS?"
"I don't know, Kouji, you're sure missing a great thing here!"
"NOAH SHUT UP!"
"Yes, Mar."
"Were are you getting at with these things, anyways? GET ME OUT OF THIS SHOW!"
"Kouji Minamoto.."
"Is in Love-"
"With Izumi."
"What? I DO NOT LIKE IZUMI! I NEVER LIKED HER, SHE'S JUST SO ANNOYING! WAIT, I like ehr, BUT NOTI N THAT WAY! I DON'T LIKE IZUMI, OKAY, I DON'T LIKE HER!"
"Right... Lover boy."
"Grrr! I SAID I DON'T LIKE HER!"
As if on queue, Izumi walked onto the stage, holding a plate covered by a towel.
"What? You don't like me?"
"Wait, Izumi, I just- I-!"
"And I went through all this trouble just to make spaghetti balls for you!" She took off the cloth reveiling a plate of Spaghetti Balls.
"What, Izumi, are you in cahoots with these guys?"
"AH- now you don't trust me! I can't believe I even started liking you in the first place!" And she stormed out.
"Wait- Izumi- I didn't mean it- I just- It- I'm-"
"Wow, smooth move."
"GAH! YOU BETTER SHUT UP NOW BEFORE I-"
"Now you know-"
"Kouji Minamoto."
"NO, THEY DON'T KNOW ME! THEY THINK I WEAR THOSE CRAZY SWIMSUITS, THEY THINK I DRESS UP LIKE FREAKS! THEY DON'T KNOW ME AT ALL!"
"Sure..."
"AND LOOK HERE! IZUMI IS NOW MAD AT ME! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ABOUT THAT! SHE HATES ME NOW!"
"I thought you didn't like her.."
"I do- wait I don't- NO, I do, but not in THAT way."
"Right..."
The Lights turn off and the room is now dark...
"HEY, GET BACK HERE! WHO IS THIS GUY! LET ME AT 'EM, SOMEONE CALL MY LAWYER!"
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Chris: ANOTHER POINTLESS CHAPTER!
Raven: CHRIS, SHUT UP!
Chris: Okay..
Liana: And next is...uhh...who's next?
Raven: -shrugs- either Kouichi or Izumi, they have to vote.
Steven: R and R guys!
Noah: Uh, Mar, were's my speedo?
R AND R!