'Dialogue only' challenge

Pirate words

"It's not even a real word."

" …"

"Jack?"

"Hmm?"

"Jack!"

"Aye! Wha' issit, Miss Swann?"

"I said: It's not even a real word."

"Luv, it's awful bad luck to wake a man when he's sleeping."

"Well is it?"

"Wha'?"

"A real word?"

"Course it is. It's as real as 'sleep deprivination'. Luv, if yer gonna keep me awake I could think of a better way to do so, really."

"Deprivation."

"Wha'?"

"It's sleep deprivation."

"That's not a real world, luv."

"Is so! It's as real as that word of yours is!"

"Right ye are, miss Swann.."

"What?"

"Told you it's a real word. Savvy?"