DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO. I DO OWN THESE CHARACTERS IN THE STORY: ZIEKE, SHERUBI, KUMIKO, MIHO, ZURUI.

This chapter gets intimate, so prepare for nosebleeds. XP i hope you enjoy, and remember: If you don't like yaoi or intense yaoi, DO NOT READ! Otherwise, Have Fun. D

Ch. 2 April Fools: Ninja Style!

"This was the worst day of my life..." he said, after it all happened. I stared at the blonde intently.

"Why is that, my Naruto-kun?" I questioned, looking concerned.

I knew exactly what happen. April Fools Day. The day when Naruto is picked on the most. It was very hot and Naruto wanted me to buy him a drink, since we where eating at the local ramen shop.

"But, Zieke-san! I'm thirsty!" The blonde moaned.

"I can't afford it right now. It was good enough that we got this meal free, since the ramen shop owner happened to be a friend of mine." I replied to my chibi-faced lover.

"Then can't you ask her to give you a free drink?" Naruto asked.

"I HAVE A NAME YOU KNOW!" The owner yelled.

"WELL, I DON'T KNOW IT, STUPID JERK!" Naruto screamed.

"Guys, guys, please calm down! Her name is Zurui, Naruto-kun." I said, trying to sooth Naruto with a shoulder rub.

"God...dammit Zieke-san...and you massages..." Naruto quietly whispered.

Zurui sighed as she said, "Zi-kun, I can get you the drink. It doesn't affect my job that bad.

"But I don't want you to get in trouble..." I said in a sweet tone.

"It's ok. Really. Here you go, Naruto"

Naruto quickly got back to his normal senses and took big gulps from the cup. He suddenly stopped half way.

"AHHHHH! HOT! HOT!" He screamed at the top of his lungs.

"April Fools!" Zurui said with a grin.

"Zurui-san!" I yelled.

Naruto ran off and I went to go find him.

I first tried his house, but it was locked, so I headed to the park. I saw him on a bench, sobbing as he took many drinks out of the fountain. Just as I went to head over there, my other friends, Kumiko and Miho, went up to him. I hid in the bushes to hear the conversation.

"Hey, Naruto-chan...Why the long face?" Kumiko questioned with her usual demanding tone.

"Well...I got pranked by the evil ramen shop owner..." Naruto said, wiping the tears.

"You mean the new one, Zurui? Don't mind her. Hey, why don't you come to the swings with us?" Miho asked politely.

"Really? No tricks?" Naruto nervously asked.

"Of course not. Why would we ever do that?" Kumiko said sweetly.

I could tell. This was going to be another prank. I hurried out of the bushes when I heard that, but they were gone.

"They must have went to the swings..." I thought to myself.

As I traveled there, I heard a thud in the distance, followed by two girls yelling, "APRIL FOOLS!" I rushed to the area, and saw Kumiko and Miho running off. I looked at the swing and I saw Naruto on the ground, covered in garbage. I could hear him sobbing, and, like before, as I started to go over there, my friend, Sherubi, walked up to him. I hid in the trees above them.

"I was walking around, looking for Sasuke, and I see you here crying. What's the matter?" She said very concerned.

I knew Sherubi very well. I knew she wouldn't prank him...

Or so I thought.

As Naruto started to speak she took a bottle of soap and squirted it in his eyes. He squealed in pain.

"April Fools, Naruto!" She said as she skipped off.

Before I could even react, he went rushing off again. This time, since I was in the tallest tree in the park, I could see him run to his home. I ran as fast as I could to his house, trying yo get there before anyone else could reach it.

It was now night. I knocked on the door, but no one answered. I was for sure he was here, for I saw him walk in. I knocked agin. No answer. I kicked the door down, hoping he would forgive me. As soon as I walked in, Sasuke ran past me, laughing his ass off. I stepped in, fearing the worst.

There, I saw Naruto, sitting up on his bed, shaking. I slowly approached him, as not to scare him. I sat down in a chair by his bed.

"This was the worst day of my life..." The blonde said sadly.

"Why is that, my Naruto-kun?" I questioned, looking concerned.

He explained what happened, even though I knew. He hugged me tightly, explaining how Sasuke said he loved him.

"That was cruel. I would never, Naruto-kun." I said, holding him tight.

He quickly jerked his head up and placed his lips on mine. They were wet from all the tears flowing from his face. I tenderly kissed back, showing this poor blonde someone cares.

He laid on the bed, slowly taking off his jacket. I watched, while I took off my clothes quickly. Soon after, we were kissing tenderly, our tongues touching one another. He pinned me down, acting like seme, but I quickly flipped it around. When I pinned him down, he resisted for a minute, but accepted it eventually. I kissed him so deep, he could barely breathe. As I went a little lower, he panted rapidly. I bit his nipple, trying to turn him on. He fell for the bait. He moaned with pleasure. I went down lower, to where his seal was. As I licked the black inked swirl, he gripped my hair with his sweaty palms, for this was a weak point for him. I could feel not only him, but his beast within. Though it wasn't out, he could feel this and craved it just as much. I finally reached my destination. As looked upon it, Naruto continued his panting. He was already hard. First, I put the edge of the head in my mouth and nibbled a little. He winced loudly, not caring if others out side could hear his moans. When I put the head in, he giggled at first, for I was only licking it softly. I got more violent as the seconds passed, for I started the sucking of it all. He moaned even more, knowing he was going to cum. When it came out, I licked it up and swallowed, knowing the best was yet to arrive. I kept going deeper and sucking harder. Naruto couldn't help but scream in pleasure. Finally, after a few minutes, his seed came out and his body went instantly limp. I held him softly, sweat dripping off my body onto his drenched body.

"Are you...ok...Naruto-kun?" I asked panting as well.

"Zieke...san...I...love..." He said exasperated as he fell limp again.

"I'm not even close to done with you." I said with a wicked grin.

"WHAT!" He yelled, instantly rising.

"...April Fools."

"...YOU BITCH! WHY I-" He was cut off by my kiss.

He tenderly kissed back, as we laid down. Afterwards, I placed my head on his belly, as a pillow.

"Goodnight, Naruto-kun."

"Night, love."

Sadly, after having sex, we come to find out Sasuke's prank wasn't done. He got it all on tape and showed all of Konoha. Me and Naruto where the laughing stocks for weeks on in. He was depressed for quite a while, but with me there, he was happy. Eventually, he got over it and we went back to the ramen shop.

"BBQ Pork Ramen, please!" Naruto squealed happily.

I sighed, knowing it was the most expensive thing on the menu. I was relieve to hear Zurui say these words:

"I am so sorry, Naruto-kun...I was so mean to you on that day. Today, you may have unlimited ramen, on the house."

He stared in shock and soon after fainted.

"Did you do that, knowing I was broke?" I said sarcastically

"Your always broke!" She said with a snicker.

"You know, you never gave a name to this place."

"Hmm..." She pondered, then, saying with a smirk on her face, "How about Naruto's House of Ramen?"