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Video Games » Mega Man » Maverick Hunters X: Summer Splash Special
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Author: dmanb
Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Reviews: 4 - Published: 04-06-05 - Updated: 04-25-05
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"Hello Iris here speaking for dmanb he's a little tired right now so… How are you all out there? Can you speak up I can't hear you. WHY YOU NOT TALKING TO ME! DON'T YOU LIKE ME AND MY BODY PLEASE, ANYONE!" "Iris…" "dman your talking to me thank you." She huggles dman. "Uhh, Iris not now what if…" "I find you two. YOUR DEAD DMAN!" Zero slashes at dman. "AntiSword!" Zero cuts dman but a shrunken flies out of nowhere and cuts Zero. "Owww. You'll pay for that." "(Sweat drop) note to self never let Iris introduce again. ON TO THE STORY!"
Notes:
(SLAM!) Loud action
(dude.) or ("dude") Author Notes
"dude." Talking
' dude.' Thoughts
PS: Ready for Megaman Battle Network 5?
Last Chapter Update: So far Eric completely forgot about the vacation this week, rushing at the last minute to get ready among other things… The whole gang (17th Unit, 00 Unit, Spotters) X, Zero, Axl, Alia, Iris, (1700th Unit) Eric, Kimiko, Sora, May, Karin, Anna, Yukiko, Meridian, (7th unit) James, Eri, Kim. Are now in the RV headed to Shell City. What awaits the Maverick Hunters on the road to vacation? Stay tuned.
Disclaimer: Please see chapter one. I'm lazy.
Summer Splash Special: Lets go RVing
Present Day- Friday 1:00 pm
Location- Route 80
"Can't believe I forgot my suntan lotion." Karin complained.
"God you're as bad as Eric, almost." May said.
Right now the whole team is half way to Shell City. The RV it's getting cramped.
"Can you give me some room please?" Kimiko asked.
"Sit on the floor. I want to sit beside Eric, besides there other empty seats in here." Yukiko said.
Did I mention its Eric that's getting cramped?
"(Sweat drop) Can I please have some room please girls?" Eric asked.
"I'll give you some room, let me just take off my clothes." Meridian said starting to peal off her leotard.
"Hey! Don't mess up the RV I've got a rental on this thing I don't want to try to pay off for pleasure damages. Wait 'til we get to the hotel." X said very seriously.
"Alright, Alright." Meridian said patting her leotard back on her breasts." We'll save these for later." She winked at Eric. Eric sweat dropped.
"OK can I now get some room before I make some?" Eric started to shake his fist while a flame aura started to started to surround him.
"Let's move girls." And they jumped from the sofa in a flash.
"Yes!" Eric laid on the sofa taking up the whole space. And was watching the whole RV.
Sora and Karin were on the floor playing Sonic the Hedgehog 2 for Gamecube (Sweet game.)
"I'm gonna kick your but this time Sora! Lets go to the Casino Night Zone, I rule that Zone."
"You wish. I know this game in and out. This is MY zone!" While they were on the floor playing, Kimiko was in the kitchen fixing up something to eat again. Meridian walk from the sofa and sat on the floor watching Sora and Karin play but sat close enough to Eric, same with Yukiko. Anna was playing Uno (card game) with May. Eri was reading one of her many Manga, James and Axl was watching TV. Kim was sleeping along with Alia and Iris all on one of the sofas. X was driving while Zero was riding shotgun. It was quiet and peaceful and Eric started to fall to sleep. It was like that for a long time Until…
"Zero, where's the map the exit is coming up I don't want to have try and find another exit." X asked.
"It should be beside you."
X checked.
"Nope. Didn't you have it last?"
"Moui? I don't think so." Zero said while pointing to himself.
"Then check the glove compartment."
Zero checked.
"Nope Nada."
"Well you were the one that had it last."
"Are you saying that I was the one that had it last?"
"Yes I'm."
"Well FYI I'm not its mother."
"Zero what's a mother got to do with a map."
"I'm not its keeper then."
"Zero where is that map?" X started to lose his cool.
"I don't know, I though that you picked it up."
"You mean to tell me that the map is back at the base?"
"Like I said I'm not that map's keeper."
"Zero, I can't remember the exit ramp number."
"It 22, I think."
"You think, sometimes trusting you is like trusting some of the girls here not to jump Eric."
"I heard that!" Meridian yelled.
"Are you saying I'm not trustworthy?"
"No, I'm saying you forgot the map."
"That's it. I can't stands no more. It's time to put up or shut up."
"Zero don't start with me."
"So what are you do about it hun? Blue Boy!"
That was the last straw. If anyone was smart it was to never call X blue boy. That's his biggest pet peeve next to mavericks. If you said to him be ready for a fight. An aura started to surround X he pressed the auto drive button (OH SNAP, Zero's in for it now!). All X did was turn his and all electronic hook ups turned off.
"Aw man, I was about to kick Karin's butt." Sora complained
"What gives, X did you do something?" Karin asked. X didn't say a word. He just looked at Karin with the evil eye.
"(Sweat drop) I'm just gonna put the game up." Karin did so. Everyone looked at X and Zero because they where going to go at it. Zero got up and started to walk away.
"Zero don't you walk away." X said while giving his Evil Ryu red eye look."
Zero was not even phased while everyone took up hiding behind one of the sofas. This was one of the times that X has an evil side and was definitely scaring the hell out of everyone.
"Your going to pay for that Zero."
"Bring it Blue Boy."
X tightened his fists and dashed at Zero. And punched him right in the jaw. Zero stepped back, recovered, dashed right back at X and tackled him pinning his arms down on the floor. X just placed both feet on Zero's chest and pushed off sending him flipping over top of X.
"Now how did he do that? Yukiko asked.
"He took up karate and boy did that hurt." Zero said wiping off some blood around his mouth.
"Ha Ha Ha Ha. I got you good Zero. POW right in the kisser!" X quickly got rid of the evil look and was smiling as if he was king of the world.
"Ha, X if you think you won its far from over." Zero dashed at X. X saw it coming a stuck his foot out and…
(TRIP, CRASH!) Zero couldn't believe what just happened.
"Alright play time is over." Zero said spring back up with a determined look on his face.
"As you said Zero, Bring it." X smirked.
Zero rushed at X and tackled him again
(Yakity Yak starts playing)
They started to go at it again.
(Take out the papers and the trash)
"Come on get off me Zero."
(Or you don't get no spendin' cash)
X flipped Zero over top of him again and sprung back up. (BOOM!) X walked to Zero and grabbed his hair and started to drag him across the floor. Everyone behind the sofa look up.
(If you don't scrub that kitchen floor)
"Yea, how you like that Zero? Hun?"
(You ain't gonna rock and roll no more)
(Yakety yak.)
(don't talk back)
(Just finish cleanin' up your room)
Zero grabbed X's wrists and sweep kicked him off his feet. While still holding X's wrists, Zero gave X a giant swing. (Slow Motion) And tossed him toward the sofa where everyone was hiding behind. Everyone got out of the way, everyone except Eric. X fell right on top of him.
(Let's see that dust fly with that broom)
"Hey Zero, that was mean." Iris said.
"Yea why did you do that to X?" Alia asked.
"And Eric didn't do anything." Kimiko said
Then Eric just picked up the sofa.
"Wow. Someone is in trouble." Anna smirked.
(Get all that garbage out of sight)
Eric threw it right at Zero. He dodged it by doing a split on the floor.
"Dang, I'm getting hot watching those three go at it." Iris said.
"Yea me too." Yukiko said.
"I think we all are." Eri Said.
The sofa crashed on the floor.
(Or you don't go out Friday night)
(Yakety yak)
(don't talk back)
"Hey you guys watch the furniture." X warned while getting up.
Eric slide dashed passed Zero while grabbing his hair.
(You just put on your coat and hat)
"Why is everyone grabbing my hair? " Zero asked.
Eric started to spin swinging Zero around.
"Let go, let me go!" Zero yelled with swirls in his eyes.
(And walk yourself to the Laundromat)
"Ok Zero you asked for it." Eric warned. He let go of Zero's hair and sent flying in to the back room."
(CRASH!)
(And when you finish doin' that)
Eric dusted off his hands.
"Well he said let go." Eric said haphazardly.
X got up and checked where they were.
Zero just bolted out of the room and decked Eric in the face.
"That's payback. Zero style." Zero said triumphantly.
(Bring in the dog and put out the cat)
(Yakety yak)
(don't talk back)
(instrumental)
All he got was just a bunch of lewd stares. He quietly left the room and walked to the driver's area where X look like if the world had ended.
"Where the hell are we?" He asked.
Right now the RV was now on the exit ramp to god knows where.
"OH, hey X look what I found, the Map it was here on the console the whole time, that's a laugh and a half." Zero laughed.
"WHAT? Give me that." X ripped the map out of Zero's hand while Zero fell on the floor cracking up.
"Ok we came, here, here, went under that. Hey guys…
"You mean gals too right X? Alia corrected.
"And gals where right where we want to be I just need to start slowing down now." X pressed the auto drive button to turn auto drive off but it didn't work. "What the…"
X pressed it again a little harder " It's not turning off! Hey Chuckle face get up!" X kick Zero who was still laughing about the map.
" What is it X?"
"I can't turn off auto drive."
"What, let me see." Zero got up and looked at the display, auto drive was still on.
"Well you got to put some muscle behind it X." Zero jabbed once, didn't work, he jabbed again harder, nothing, finally fed up he slammed his fist in to it, no go.
"We need to rewire the thing." Zero said.
(Don't you give me no dirty looks)
X opened the panel under the steering wheel and started to rewire everything "Go to the back and see what going on Zero."
Zero headed on back while X worked on the wiring. While passing the room were everyone was. They were cleaning up the place.
"Zero what's going on?" Axl asked.
"Oh the RV's out of control and X is rewiring the system as we speak." Zero said if was not important.
"Ok cool." Axl said.
It took him a minute to realize was Zero just said.
"THE RV'S OUT OF CONTROL!" Axl yelled scaring everyone.
(Your father's hip; he knows what cooks)
"What did you just say Axl?" Sora asked.
"The RV's out of control." He said plainly.
"Oh." Sora just walked to the driver's area. Everyone else stopped what they were doing and walked behind Sora. X heard footsteps.
"Can someone get me the tool box?"
"I'll get it." Eric offered.
"Can you fix it X." Yukiko asked.
"I think I can just cross your fingers."
Everyone did so.
(Just tell your hoodlum friend outside)
"Here X." Eric sat the toolbox beside X. "Thanks."
X got to work while Eric handed X the tools he needed.
"It looks like someone didn't finish the wiring." X said. "How are we doing on the road so far guys and gals?"
"The RV is going about 40 in a 35 mph road we are now heading up town to the highest point in the city." Karin stated.
"I think, I… GOT IT!" X said. He closed the panel. " Someone hit the breaks!"
"I got'um" James said.
"NO, don't James!"
Too late the whole RV started to spin around while slowing to a halt.
"Yes! It worked, so now where are OH MY GOD!" X said.
Right now the RV is turned side ways on the road on the highest point in the city, which is on a hill leaning back and forth.
"Everyone, Don't ... Make... Any... Sudden... Movements." Eric said while trying not to move.
"What should we do?" Kim asked.
" Just let me think to get us out of this." May said. May is always good at thinking in times of need.
But that was not going to help, after seeing what happened Zero ran in from the back room, slammed against the window on the side of the RV that was going down the other side of the hill.
"DUDES WERE ALL GONNA DIE!" he yelled.
"OH SSSSSSSHHHH..." Sora never got the rest out the RV barrel rolled down the hill.
(You ain't got time to take a ride)
(Yakety yak)
(don't talk back)
(Yakety yak, yakety yak)
(Yakety yak, yakety yak)
(Yakety yak, yakety yak)
Fade
"Zero if we ever survive this remind me to kill you." Iris said. "And get you hands and face off my butt, you pervert!"
"I got to hold on to something!" Zero yelled.
"Hang on everyone we in for a ride. Not there Meridian!" Eric yelled.
The RV started to pick up speed and started to bounce.
"Oh man I'm gonna barf!" Yukiko yelled.
"If you're gonna barf, I'm gonna blow chunks." Karin yelled.
"If you're gonna blow chunks then… I don't know but I'm gonna blow something." Eri yelled.
"Brace yourselves!" X warned.
The RV rolled clean down to the bottom of the hill, hit the bottom of the street and rolled across the street to an open parking space. It tilted and started to stand up right.
(BOOM!)
It stopped.
"Uhhhh…" Everyone moaned.
"OH MAN, WHAT A HOOT!" Zero yelled.
"Man did anyone get the plate name of that truck." James asked with swirls in his eyes,
"I'll go check on damages, and Zero if so god help me if this thing is totaled I'll make your life a living hell." X warned.
Zero just smirked. X headed out side.
"Ow."
"Shoot."
"My head."
"My butt."
"My uvula."
After everyone was done complaining they headed out side.
"Now that's a parking job! But what I don't get is why the are RV look like if it was the day it was bought?" X asked. Sure enough the RV look like it was new.
"I'll fill that one." Axl said.
"Well, Spill it." Karin said.
"Well, Douglass put on the Diamond Layer aloid armor on the RV just in case." He said.
"Wait a minute, he couldn't have put that on without… rewire… ing… the… R…V." Alia said.
"That numbskull almost got us all killed! Oh wait until we get back to the base. I'm so gonna but my fists in his face but good." Iris said.
"And Zero when Eric said 'No sudden movements.' He didn't mean slam up against the window and yelled 'DUDES WERE ALL GONNA DIE!' Iris quoted. "Let me tell you something Mr. Zero you're this close to not seeing me in my bikini." She said while showing how close he is with her hand. " If you screw up one more time, No bikini I swear it!" Iris yelled.
"So you will walk around naked then, right?" Zero asked blondly. (Is that even a word?)
"Zzzeeerrooo…" Iris violently started to shake her fist. "YOU PERVERT!" She drew back her fist and…
"SHOURYUU-KEN!"
(POW!)
Iris Dragon Punched Zero right in the face sending him sky high and did the star shine thing.
"Iris decked him!"
"How'd you do that Iris?" Meridian asked.
"I guess watching Eric and the others playing Street Fighter all the time I learned a few moves or two."
"Remind me to never piss off Iris." X said.
"What was that X?" Iris gave X the red evil eye. (Now that's scary)
"Nothing Iris. I was not talking about you." He sweat dropped. X snuck over to the RV and got his stuff and ran like hell to the hotel.
"X you get back here!" Iris ran after X.
"Everyone remember never to piss off Iris." Eric said.
"Noted." Everyone said.
"WhowantstotakeIris'stuffsayI." Sora said.
"I… oh shoot." May said. "I'll get you for that Sora."
"Come on guys I want to go already." Kim coaxed.
"Alright we're coming." James said.
Everyone started grabbing their stuff and headed to the hotel.
"Race you to the hotel Middy."
"Your on Eric."
The two took off. Soon after everyone was gone except May.
"Someone help me!" She yelled.
Eric and Meridian were just running to the hotel when Eric heard May yell.
"Was that May?" Eric stopped. And looked back. "(Sigh) I better go help her. Red Flash!" Eric teleported. Right behind May and put his hand on her shoulder. Her hair stud up on ends.
"GET OFF ME YOU JERK!"
(BOOM!)"ACK!"
May back kicked Eric right where it counts. Eric fell down on the ground. (dman holds himself. "I don't care if I'm just writing this it still hurts.")
"You forgot one thing when doing the back kick May… Always look before you kick." Eric said holding himself on the ground grunting.
"OH MY GOD! Eric I am so sorry. I…I…" May dropped everything.
"Don't be sorry you did the right thing, I should have seen it coming. But good job."
"Eric…" She said with tears swelling up in her eyes. She dropped to the ground next to Eric. And gave him a kiss, not just an everyday kiss, but one from the heart on the lips."
"Wow…" Eric said. All of a sudden he sprung up and started to grab everything that was his, hers and Iris' and ran off to the hotel.
"Wow, I guess I should do that more often." She wiped her eyes and giggled. "Hey wait up Eric." She chased after Eric.
Meanwhile the two were running to the hotel, there were 2 girls looking at Eric while he ran with all the stuff.
"Hey Chun-li, check out the cutie running."
"Yea he looks so young but boy his energy is… Wow."
"So what do you say Chun should we introduce are selves?"
"Yea Cammy lets."
The two Street Fighters ran to catch up.
As Eric ran fancy free like with a load of stuff he saw a streak of lightning. He stopped.
'Two strong energy signatures and boy they seem really strong too.' Eric thought.
May finally caught up. "What's the hold up?"
"May head toward the hotel and don't stop until you get there. Go now that an order."
She knew never to piss off Eric so she did as she was told Eric dropped off the stuff as the two girls ran up to Eric.
"Hello kid." The one girl asked with a blue two-piece bikini on.
"Hello. Can I help you ladies out with something?" Eric asked very seriously.
"No, we just want know who are you?" The other asked with a green two-piece bikini on.
"I'm Eric. D of the Maverick Hunters. In charge of the 1700th unit Strike Force. "And I know who you two ladies are." Eric stated.
"Oh and we are…" the one in blue said.
"Your Chun-li Xaing and Cammy White two of the most famous Street Fighters around. And you're also Team White at last we meet. And I have something to ask… THAT I CAN HAVE YOU ATUOGRAPHS?"
The two face faulted.
Then out of nowhere Zero crashed into beach with his head sticking in to the ground with his left foot twitching,
The End of Chap 2.
Next time on Maverick Hunters X: SSS
"Ryu, Ken what's up?"
"X will you take me on a date tonight?"
"Welcome to the 3rd Annual Shell City Beach games palimonies!"
Next time on MHX:SSS King of the Beach.
Don't you daggone miss it!