Special People
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Part 1: Little Miss Sugar Rush and Sir Dumbass
'Special' people are attracted to other, sometimes, 'even more special-er people'. It's an unwritten rule or something, I guess. Well, before I go on rambling like one of those 'special' people, I shall tell you what I am here to say. Also, as a gester of thanks for listening, I give to you advice. It is up to you if you listen to it or not but please heed my warning, don't mess with large groups of stupid people unless you have a very BIG gun or something!
Today, I wish to discuss her lady summoner's cousin and her blitzball obsessed guardian.
I shall start with the Lady Stupidness' family. I believe the girl's name is Leak-ku or something along those lines. She is an Al Bhed. She is a very HYPER al bhed---like they're not bad enough---though I only say this due to the fact that they not only spawned this 'creature of mass destruction' or 'mass hyper-ness' whichever floats your boat but her mildly—scoff—retarded cousin Yuna as well. They all deserve to die horrible deaths, say I!! Anyway, to get back on topic, this little terror is the daughter of the leader of the Al Bhed---oh great, more stupid people with power. But, thinking back on all the battle between them and myself—and were there many!---I believe the very worse weapon this unholy child possesses is her voice. Dear Yevon, make it stop!! The very thought of it gives me homicidal tendencies---oh wait, I had those before. Anyway, she is the most annoying child you could have the displeasure to ever meet.
On another note, there is the other male guardian---the one with the flaming orangey-red hair. He is just plain stupid. I have named him Sir Dumbass ---I just love coming up with nicknames for people! This man is OBESSED with 2 things. I know not which he loves more, Blitzball or that god founded "ya?" of his! He ends every phrase with it. By this I mean he could probably even end the phrase "huh?" with it, although I think it sounds absolutely absurd. "Huh,ya?" One thought crosses my mind whenever I hear that voice 'Kill---preferably using a blitzball.'
As for her other guardians, you shall have to wait until another day. There are so many things to say and so little time. Well, that's not true, I have all the time in the universe. Join me again and I shall continue my tales of 'special people'. Farewell for now.
A/N: Sorry that was so short. I don't know who to do next! What to write about Lulu and Auron? Help me, please! Is there anyone in particular you want to see bashed? HELP!!